Who's jerkin off or rubbin one off?

[Bling Bling]

Blingetts photo gallery has been gettin major views, and i know some of you been doing things to those pictures. My picks, Guys: HDD or Jackpunx. Girls: well that's a no brainer, BRE. Who's got the guts to admit it?

[Kilrtoy]

Well now that you mention it, Im gonna go take a look, be back in a second, MAYBE two.... :) :) :)

[Kilrtoy]

the one on the left in the blue with pink stripes is still stuck in my mind
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1760ATDRII_005.jpg

[Bre]

I haven't sat at the computer yet and well you know to any of Blingette's pictures.... but they have crossed my mind in bed a time or two ;)
Why do you gotta pick on me :lightsabe

[mbrown2]

The list is long and notorious... :idea: :hammerhea

[Three Days Only]

This one makes me want to jerk off.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/985untitled.bmp

[tomcat]

I'm lost if my junk isn't in my hand. :hammer2:

[Bre]

This one makes me want to jerk off.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/985untitled.bmp
Me too :eek:

[XtrmWakeborder]

the one on the left in the blue with pink stripes is still stuck in my mind
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1760ATDRII_005.jpg
LOL i seriously saw no boat in the first view of the pic...but god everything in that pic is beautiful. Nice shot of the boat and wife Bling.

[DrewDown]

Looking for another tug ehh.

[XtrmWakeborder]

Looking for another tug ehh.
I wouldn't mind a nor-tech..delivery date 2015

[alfonzo]

This one makes me want to jerk off.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/985untitled.bmpThats one for the Spank Bank....thanks Jeff :messedup:

[andy01]

Blingetts photo gallery has been gettin major views, and i know some of you been doing things to those pictures. My picks, Guys: HDD or Jackpunx. Girls: well that's a no brainer, BRE. Who's got the guts to admit it?
Bling this a is a funny ass topic. When I read it I though "what the Fock"? You come up with some off the wall shit.
Andy

[Tom Slick]

I need to get one of those covers for my key board...Ooogh what a mess! :smile:

[Charley]

I need to get one of those covers for my key board...Ooogh what a mess! :smile:
guess so MR SLICK!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1760ATDRII_014.jpg

[Dave C]

WOW.... thats nice. that "come-hither" look on the girl's face on the right is priceless...
how big is "it" in order to get such talent?? (I meant the wallet)
:D
This one makes me want to jerk off.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/985untitled.bmp

[Bling Bling]

Bling this a is a funny ass topic. When I read it I though "what the Fock"? You come up with some off the wall shit.
Andy
You know it! Hang with me on an adventure to the crazy horse in Vegas. Now that's fun. Expensive but fun.

[Kilrtoy]

You know it! Hang with me on an adventure to the crazy horse in Vegas. Now that's fun. Expensive but fun.
Can the Mrs and I come with you two :p

[Bling Bling]

Can the Mrs and I come with you two :p
I knew your a freak like that. My wife is the worst in one of those places. We might have to get one of those trips rollin. You gonna be in Havasu next weekend. How about SYA and playa too?

[DrewDown]

I wouldn't mind a nor-tech..delivery date 2015I was talking to bling. But can you make my delivery date yesterday?

[Kilrtoy]

I knew your a freak like that. My wife is the worst in one of those places. We might have to get one of those trips rollin. You gonna be in Havasu next weekend. How about SYA and playa too?
No havasu for a few more weeks, but a trip would be fun, The wife has been bugging about vegas and I have been wanting to take her to the horse.
Who is this SYA you speak of :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[SHOTKALLIN]

SYA will be very sorry to miss the horse. that is if its anything like crazy horse too.

[Kilrtoy]

BY the look of things SYA will be a strip club , men of gold or the Buns of steel. IM WITH BLING, the ladies will ENJOY the HORSE
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111111550DSC03155-small.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111DSC00068.JPG

[alfonzo]

WOW.... thats nice. that "come-hither" look on the girl's face on the right is priceless...
how big is "it" in order to get such talent?? (I meant the wallet)
:D"it" is big :lightsabe :D "I" am broke.

[Bre]

"it" is big :lightsabe :D "I" am broke.
:jawdrop: :D

[Blingette]

"it" is big :lightsabe :D "I" am broke.
That was flippin funny. :rollside:

[Blingette]

Thats one for the Spank Bank....thanks Jeff :messedup:
Never heard that one. Love it. :wink:

[jackpunx]

Blingetts photo gallery has been gettin major views, and i know some of you been doing things to those pictures. My picks, Guys: HDD or Jackpunx. Girls: well that's a no brainer, BRE. Who's got the guts to admit it?
Ha ha... I did the old..(Stranger) sit on my left hand till it gets numb and jerk off with that one.. LOL..
Greg your a kinky mofo.. I know you want to watch me do that while I look at those pics.. I saw the way you looked at alf when he was wrecken it.. there was a naked chick involved and you were all hung up that he had his finger in his a s s..LMAO..
Sick mofo.. :D

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

No havasu for a few more weeks, but a trip would be fun, The wife has been bugging about vegas and I have been wanting to take her to the horse.
Who is this SYA you speak of :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
you may not know me but Mrs Kilr does :2purples:

[I Love C@Ck]

Ooh Cadie, guess who????? :rolleyes:

[Havasu Hangin']

Ooh Cadie, guess who????? :rolleyes:
Jenny Craig? :notam:

[FRENCHIE]

Ooh Cadie, guess who????? :rolleyes:
.....wow we need more women like this!!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :eek: :wink:

[Kilrtoy]

Ooh Cadie, guess who????? :rolleyes:
Someone is playing a joke

[Charley]

Ooh Cadie, guess who????? :rolleyes:
I'm thinkin I know who! :D :D

[Bling Bling]

No joke, I was there and she wanted the beer can sized hog! I'm not lettin it out of the bag yet. But I will give a hint: She's in alot of the pictures posted lately! :notam: :confused: :notam:

[mbrown2]

I got a pretty good guess......#1 Boat Biatch's Biatch

[Kilrtoy]

Dont tell me it is the hot Lady in the blue thong with the pink outline.
That ass is still stuck in my mind and someone else's...... nevermind

[Bling Bling]

I got a pretty good guess......#1 Boat Biatch's Biatch
Negative! Go a bit deeper and on the other 36 end.

[Bre]

Negative! Go a bit deeper and on the other 36 end.
Is it Carie? :supp:

[andy01]

I didn't think the person would actually use that name..... LOL
Andy

[mbrown2]

Negative! Go a bit deeper and on the other 36 end.
Ummmmm only someone affiliated with that other 36' cook...could come up with a name so funny...

[Drive It Like You Stole It]

im shocked - at first i thought no way could that be carie - then i thought, it must be jeff posing as carie...the mrs.

[I Love C@Ck]

HH, do I look like Jenny Craig to you? Bling and Blingette know what's up (I thought this would make you guys laugh). Yep you guessed it Bre, it's Mrs 3DO, hi sweetie. Sorry to disappoint the rest of you, no I'm not the blond in the red and blue G, but she is my accomplice in a few other photos
(i.e. Vegas pics). Go figure how a nice girl like me got a name like that! I don't remember who gave me that nickname, but I sure remember how I got it. Anyways, I thought it was about time for me to get in the mix since I'm sitting at home recovering. What's up Dave, are we going to see you at the Dunes this weekend?

[Havasu Hangin']

HH, do I look like Jenny Craig to you?
I thought you might be putting Three Buddhas Only on a diet... :idea:

[Reaper1]

Welcome I Love C@ck! I guess Mrs. Three Days Only was taken. :)

[Bre]

HH, do I look like Jenny Craig to you? Bling and Blingette know what's up (I thought this would make you guys laugh). Yep you guessed it Bre, it's Mrs 3DO, hi sweetie. Sorry to disappoint the rest of you, no I'm not the blond in the red and blue G, but she is my accomplice in a few other photos
(i.e. Vegas pics). Go figure how a nice girl like me got a name like that! I don't remember who gave me that nickname, but I sure remember how I got it. Anyways, I thought it was about time for me to get in the mix since I'm sitting at home recovering. What's up Dave, are we going to see you at the Dunes this weekend?
Hi sweetie... good to see another chick around here. How did everything go? And how long are you home for?

[Three Days Only]

Im Ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to go Carie, your going to get hooked trust me. Now your really going to see what I do at work all day. Well I got to go get my kid from school. Cya, and im glad you love c@ck!!!!

[hrtmn250]

ummm uhhh... I LOVE CO@K (no really I DON'T) but hey i know you have been around Drive It Like You Stole It for a loooong time but i just wanted to warn you and all others like i should have been warned.... DO NOT SIT IN OR NEAR A VEHICLE THAT HE IS SITTING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF!!!! as a matter of a fact if he can reach the wheel id jump you have a better chance!! :hammerhea BTW nice choice of a name you got there but i still think jeff has something to do with it, there is noway innocent, sweet carie could have done it!! :jawdrop:

[hrtmn250]

oops its C@CK not CO@K sorry my bad!

[I Love C@Ck]

Hi sweetie... good to see another chick around here. How did everything go? And how long are you home for?
Hey, what's going on? Everything went just fine. I was pretty miserable the first three days, but now I'm much better. I have to stay home for the rest of the week, but my bandages come off on Friday, and then I'm gettin the heck out of here. I'm not a stay at home kind of girl (I'm so bored). :smile:

[I Love C@Ck]

ummm uhhh... I LOVE CO@K (no really I DON'T) but hey i know you have been around Drive It Like You Stole It for a loooong time but i just wanted to warn you and all others like i should have been warned.... DO NOT SIT IN OR NEAR A VEHICLE THAT HE IS SITTING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF!!!! as a matter of a fact if he can reach the wheel id jump you have a better chance!! :hammerhea BTW nice choice of a name you got there but i still think jeff has something to do with it, there is noway innocent, sweet carie could have done it!! :jawdrop:
As shocking as it may seem, it was all my idea. You see, I've been cooped up all week, and I'm really bored (I needed some interaction, you know the kind that doesn't involve a 5 and 7 year old. What the heck did Big "D" do to you today? Haven't you ever heard his nickname "crash", duhhhhhhh what were you thinking????? Love ya Dave :rollside:

[Kilrtoy]

Oh no
you left the 5 and 7 year olds
to be with us
the 2 and 4 year olds
Your in trouble....
Seems to be the month to get surgeries done, I know a few other women that had some this month

[Three Days Only]

As shocking as it may seem, it was all my idea. You see, I've been cooped up all week, and I'm really bored (I needed some interaction, you know the kind that doesn't involve a 5 and 7 year old. What the heck did Big "D" do to you today? Haven't you ever heard his nickname "crash", duhhhhhhh what were you thinking????? Love ya Dave :rollside:
I must not have given her enough interaction last night. Now I see what the problem is.
i should have been warned.... DO NOT SIT IN OR NEAR A VEHICLE THAT HE IS SITTING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF!!!! as a matter of a fact if he can reach the wheel id jump you have a better chance!!
Forget about you, what about the cart.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/94333_bloody_cart_1-med.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/94333_bloody_cart_2-med.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/94333_Pat_after_stitches-med.jpg
Im sure this had nothing to do with the accident either.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/94333_Jeff_and_goose-med.jpg
3DO

[Three Days Only]

Oh no
you left the 5 and 7 year olds
to be with us
the 2 and 4 year olds
Your in trouble....
Seems to be the month to get surgeries done, I know a few other women that had some this month
She's in real big trouble, wait until Charley starts telling her that her boat is a chopper gun, crackin, east coast pile of shit.
Kilr.............You going to Catalina on the 13th

[mbrown2]

She's in real big trouble, wait until Charley starts telling her that her boat is a chopper gun, crackin, east coast pile of shit.
LMAO... :D

[Bling Bling]

ummm uhhh... I LOVE CO@K (no really I DON'T) but hey i know you have been around Drive It Like You Stole It for a loooong time but i just wanted to warn you and all others like i should have been warned.... DO NOT SIT IN OR NEAR A VEHICLE THAT HE IS SITTING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF!!!! as a matter of a fact if he can reach the wheel id jump you have a better chance!! :hammerhea BTW nice choice of a name you got there but i still think jeff has something to do with it, there is noway innocent, sweet carie could have done it!! :jawdrop:
I would second that 100%!

[Bre]

Hey, what's going on? Everything went just fine. I was pretty miserable the first three days, but now I'm much better. I have to stay home for the rest of the week, but my bandages come off on Friday, and then I'm gettin the heck out of here. I'm not a stay at home kind of girl (I'm so bored). :smile:
Well I am glad to hear everything went good. And glad you are feeling better. I hope Jeff is being your slave til you feel all the way better :D (put him to work :D ;) )
Yeah.... it get's pretty boring staying home :frown: Just don't get addicted to this shit :p :wink:

[I Love C@Ck]

Well I am glad to hear everything went good. And glad you are feeling better. I hope Jeff is being your slave til you feel all the way better :D (put him to work :D ;) )
Yeah.... it get's pretty boring staying home :frown: Just don't get addicted to this shit :p :wink:
Oh yeah, he's a real Mr. Mom. I'm sure he's learned this week that it's much easier to go to work, than take care of kids. SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

[Bre]

Oh yeah, he's a real Mr. Mom. I'm sure he's learned this week that it's much easier to go to work, than take care of kids. SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
Nice!!! :D

[I Love C@Ck]

Whatcha doing?

[Bre]

:( Who ya talking too :p

[I Love C@Ck]

:( Who ya talking too :p
I was talking to you. Hey, nice butt!

[Kilrtoy]

Kilr.............You going to Catalina on the 13th
Im still trying to get the CUMander smell off from the last trip.
Dont know yet

[Bre]

I was talking to you. Hey, nice butt!
Oh thanks! LOL. I am eating a Carb Smart ice cream bar...watching a Tv show Andy doesn't like :D and trying to type with one hand :wink: What are you guys doing?

[I Love C@Ck]

Oh thanks! LOL. I am eating a Carb Smart ice cream bar...watching a Tv show Andy doesn't like :D and trying to type with one hand :wink: What are you guys doing?
We are typing a letter from the tooth fairy for Collin, and then probably going to watch some tv (Jeff wants porn) I vote for The Bachelor we'll see who wins.

[Bre]

We are typing a letter from the tooth fairy for Collin, and then probably going to watch some tv (Jeff wants porn) I vote for The Bachelor we'll see who wins.
How about the Bachelor then give him a BJ afterwards :D
Bre<---- just gave Andy some nice service :D

[alfonzo]

How about the Bachelor then give him a BJ afterwards :D
Bre<---- just gave Andy some nice service :D :eek: :eek: :messedup:

[Three Days Only]

How about the Bachelor then give him a BJ afterwards :D
Bre<---- just gave Andy some nice service :D
Now thats what im talking about..............Take her to school Bre and Get Er Done!!!!!

[Bre]

Now thats what im talking about..............Take her to school Bre and Get Er Done!!!!!
:p
Hey it's only fair right :wink:

[Drive It Like You Stole It]

hey we warn everyone "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" - why you bagging? :yuk: maybe if your friends had the proper suspension, you wouldnt have needed the stitches! nobody walked away with stiches from my ride (ok, maybe a soar back, but no stiches)-the mrs.

[PlyaPlya22]

This one makes me want to jerk off.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/985untitled.bmp
You mean Jerk off Again :eek:

[PlyaPlya22]

We are typing a letter from the tooth fairy for Collin, and then probably going to watch some tv (Jeff wants porn) I vote for The Bachelor we'll see who wins.
That name is killing me!! Looks like 3 Drinks only is in trouble now!!! Hey Jeff, I hope your liver is ready for the 13th. :2purples:

[Charley]

We are typing a letter from the tooth fairy for Collin, and then probably going to watch some tv (Jeff wants porn) I vote for The Bachelor we'll see who wins.
We know who wins all the battles in that house Lady..... how you doin & welcome to the boards!!!! hey Jen and I wen't to a party at her work last night and that little tramp made me buy her one of those damn robes!! I'ts cool though when we got home I stripped nekkid, put that robe on and she had to pay me back ;)
So about yer name .... hmm :idea: very very naughty .... I guess my whole "Innocent" image of you is blown ... in a good way ;)
BTW .... Tell Jeff I would never try to talk you out of owning 1/2 that Big gas guzzlin, Chopper gunned, drive eatin, nose bouncin, no bed havin boat of yers..... ;) But you should know if you had a west coast boat you could have a spot up under the bow to live up to that new screen name of yours! :D :D
Love you Jeffrey

[Three Days Only]

That name is killing me!! Looks like 3 Drinks only is in trouble now!!! Hey Jeff, I hope your liver is ready for the 13th. :2purples:
My liver is always ready, and im more then ready. Lets get it on. Are you and Mel coming down for the festivities friday night?
We know who wins all the battles in that house Lady..... how you doin & welcome to the boards!!!! hey Jen and I wen't to a party at her work last night and that little tramp made me buy her one of those damn robes!! I'ts cool though when we got home I stripped nekkid, put that robe on and she had to pay me back ;)
So about yer name .... hmm :idea: very very naughty .... I guess my whole "Innocent" image of you is blown ... in a good way ;)
BTW .... Tell Jeff I would never try to talk you out of owning 1/2 that Big gas guzzlin, Chopper gunned, drive eatin, nose bouncin, no bed havin boat of yers..... ;) But you should know if you had a west coast boat you could have a spot up under the bow to live up to that new screen name of yours! :D :D
Love you Jeffrey
I will leave the answering of this post to my better half!!

[hrtmn250]

hey we warn everyone "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" - why you bagging? :yuk: maybe if your friends had the proper suspension, you wouldnt have needed the stitches! nobody walked away with stiches from my ride (ok, maybe a soar back, but no stiches)-the mrs.
Proper suspension? uhh i do recall Drive It Like You Stole It having a BACK issue and i think Bling Bling may have had some issues too from a trip to Pismo! where was the suspension when that happened? SEE when you got the circle in your hands your a mad man! LOL! and anyways that whole golf cart incident was our giving to the Lake Havasu Locals.... Lake Havasu Regional Medical Center Emergency Physician Service $959.09, SURCHARGE - Night Service $959.09, Surgical Wound Repair $873.40, night drunk as hell with Drive It Like You Stole It - PRICELESS!!! all that for what an hour and a half of a hospital visit WE are in the wrong business HAHA!!!

[Charley]

I will leave the answering of this post to my better half!!
Oh this means 1 of 2 things
#1(most likely) you are gonna sneak online with her screen name and post stuff on her behalf
#2 You have her brainwashed!
cmon Herman.... Breakdown and get a boat with a cabin.... dont you love yer kids?? Bling ponied up and got himself a condo that does 160+ :D :D

[I Love C@Ck]

That name is killing me!! Looks like 3 Drinks only is in trouble now!!! Hey Jeff, I hope your liver is ready for the 13th. :2purples:
The names got a long story behind it, and it doesn't really mean what you think. It more or less has to do with this guy we all met on a trip to Miami that was supposedly hung like a beer can (which I never saw by the way). That nickname came from Bling, Blingette, 3DO, and Killer V purely because I asked the guy if I could catch a glimpse (I wanted to see if the bartender was full of krap (she supposedly dated him). The second reason why I got the name was because Bling is always trying to get the chicks in the crew to hook up, and I'm not exactly down with that. I'm a c@ck's only kind of girl! So there it is.

[Kilrtoy]

Bling is always trying to get the chicks in the crew to hook up,
I knew there was a reason I liked Bling ;)

[I Love C@Ck]

[QUOTE=Charley]We know who wins all the battles in that house Lady..... how you doin & welcome to the boards!!!! hey Jen and I wen't to a party at her work last night and that little tramp made me buy her one of those damn robes!! I'ts cool though when we got home I stripped nekkid, put that robe on and she had to pay me back ;)
So about yer name .... hmm :idea: very very naughty .... I guess my whole "Innocent" image of you is blown ... in a good way ;)
BTW .... Tell Jeff I would never try to talk you out of owning 1/2 that Big gas guzzlin, Chopper gunned, drive eatin, nose bouncin, no bed havin boat of yers..... ;) But you should know if you had a west coast boat you could have a spot up under the bow to live up to that new screen name of yours! :D :D
Hi Charley, Hi Jen. I tried to call you guys last night, so that explains where you two party animals were. Isn't that robe just heaven! Trust me I've been living in it all week. I am doing much better now, I took my bandages off today. Yeah, I got to finally leave the house! Charley if you want to hear the story about the name check my last post to Playa Playa, it's really not that scandelous. As far as the boat goes, you would never have to talk me out of it, I already have. That P.O.S. is sucking me dry. How about those pontoons! Don't start on the whole East Coast/ West Coast B.S., you boat guys and rappers (i.e. Biggie and Tupac) what is it with all of you? A boat's a boat, they all float, right (JK)? ;) Anyways ask Jen to call me later.

[Blingette]

Hey girl,
Welcome to the boards!! Now you'll be hooked and in the loop of things. It's a little scary. Love the board name, your gonna make some friends with that one. :wink:

[BoatFloating]

Man I missed this whole thread :eat: Wow more girls on the site :hammer2: There goes the neighbor hood... :cool:

[Three Days Only]

Man I missed this whole thread :eat: Wow more girls on the site :hammer2: There goes the neighbor hood... :cool:
The chicks add positive shit. Plus who really wants to sword fight all day anyway.

[Blingette]

The second reason why I got the name was because Bling is always trying to get the chicks in the crew to hook up, and I'm not exactly down with that. I'm a c@ck's only kind of girl! So there it is.
Don't fight it!! :boxed:

[BoatFloating]

Don't fight it!! :boxed:
That's what I'm talking about..... I love you....... :messedup:

[Bling Bling]

This one makes me want to jerk off.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/985untitled.bmp
Listen, you get a few captain and cokes in this girl, and she's all about girls. Don't let I love c**k fool you. Check the picture, if those aren't eyes for vagina, I don't know what is. :messedup:

[I Love C@Ck]

Listen, you get a few captain and cokes in this girl, and she's all about girls. Don't let I love c**k fool you. Check the picture, if those aren't eyes for vagina, I don't know what is. :messedup:
You had to go there didin't you. That was some funny shiat though. Whatever floats your boat. The pics were fun to take, but the fun ended there. But I guess guys like you like to use your imagination, right? Right on!
Luv Ya! C.

[I Love C@Ck]

That's what I'm talking about..... I love you....... :messedup:
Hey big pimpin, whatcha doin?

[CEO]

This one makes me want to jerk off.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/985untitled.bmp
welcome, "I love c@ck." Thanks for the great pic 3DO :D

[BoatFloating]

Hey big pimpin, whatcha doin?
Looking for my beer can......

[I Love C@Ck]

Looking for my beer can......
LOL. Too bad I've already seen your beer can.

[BoatFloating]

LOL. Too bad I've already seen your beer can.
So you trying to say my beer can is Less Filling :)

[Three Days Only]

So you trying to say my beer can is Less Filling :)
I think she is trying to say that it looks like a small hot dog between those buns.
3DO

[BoatFloating]

I think she is trying to say that it looks like a small hot dog between those buns.
3DO
Coming from you that's a compliment...... :shift:
You guys coming to the party????? :hammerhea

[I Love C@Ck]

I think she is trying to say that it looks like a small hot dog between those buns.
3DO
What I was trying to say was that they look like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire". LOL