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MsDrmr
10-15-2004, 12:45 PM
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

rvrtoy
10-15-2004, 12:46 PM
That is too funny!!! :lightsabe

MAINEVENT
10-15-2004, 12:47 PM
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
LMAO that was funny took me a min but got it the second time.... :D

IN2-IN2MX
10-15-2004, 12:48 PM
Oh damn! :p

switchin'addiction
10-15-2004, 01:23 PM
Us married guys can relate to that one!

billet racing
10-15-2004, 01:27 PM
How do you cure a nymphomaniac?
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Marry her!

ratso
10-15-2004, 01:27 PM
Us married guys can relate to that one!
I get laid more often NOT being married...and it ain't with the same old boring bitch every time... :D
...Of course I'm not talking about any of the fine ladies on here... :eek:

ratso
10-15-2004, 01:28 PM
How do you cure a nymphomaniac?
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Marry her!
I like the wedding cake one...can't remember how it goes exactly...

Bre
10-15-2004, 01:29 PM
I get laid more often NOT being married...and it ain't with the same old boring bitch every time... :D
...Of course I'm not talking about any of the fine ladies on here... :eek:
Hey now..I'm not boring and Andy get's it every night :D

ratso
10-15-2004, 01:31 PM
Hey now..I'm not boring and Andy get's it every night :D
Bre...you know that you are a rare exception and we all LOVE YOU! :D

dicudmore
10-15-2004, 01:33 PM
Hey now..I'm not boring and Andy get's it every night :D
thats great for Andy :D
Any friends with similar attitudes you want to send my way....PLEASE?? :idea:

Jetboatguru
10-15-2004, 01:44 PM
A wise man once say
Show me a beautiful girl, and I will show you a guy who is tired of f u c k in her

schmaubba
10-15-2004, 01:55 PM
10 out of 10 doctors all agree on what is the #1 cause of married woman to stop having sex is, its the WEDDING CAKE!

73beast
10-15-2004, 02:46 PM
Why does the bride always smile as she walks to the alter..
she knows she has performed oral sex for the last time!!! :D :D