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Mandelon
10-21-2004, 07:35 AM
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 15. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey til the room spins.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change it and 15 to form a support group.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A ------" consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".
Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: One to change the bulb, one to witness, and the third to shoot the witness.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

BarryMac
10-21-2004, 07:45 AM
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 15. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey til the room spins.
Hey I'm Irish, well at least were gettin drunk... :D :D
gjb

MsDrmr
10-21-2004, 07:58 AM
whats with the astriks??

BarryMac
10-21-2004, 08:02 AM
whats with the astriks??
Not sure what you mean???

MsDrmr
10-21-2004, 08:15 AM
I think you do :cool: :hammerhea