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MagicMtnDan

10-24-2004, 10:05 AM

Here's a good one with Post-it notes:
http://homepage.mac.com/bramwellt/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-05-14%2010.03.59%20-0700/Image-7FBE83BAA5C811D8.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/bramwellt/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-05-14%2010.03.59%20-0700/Image-7FBF0BDFA5C811D8.jpg

MagicMtnDan

10-24-2004, 10:07 AM

Here's another one - this one's done for peanuts:
http://tekiel.net/Priceless_OfficePrank.jpg

Mrs. HOOTER SLED

10-24-2004, 10:09 AM

Here's another one - this one's done for peanuts:
http://tekiel.net/Priceless_OfficePrank.jpg
More popcorn then a movie theater in that office :boxed:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED

10-24-2004, 10:10 AM

Makes you wonder how much time these people have on there hand :idea:
Could they pass a little :)

JustMVG

10-24-2004, 11:26 AM

Get the number to the LA or San Diego zoo and leave a message for a co worker and tell them mr/mrs. Bird or Lyons called and to call them back right away, most of the time they never hear who they called and just ask for the name. Watch the look on their face.
MikeVG

DansBlown73Nordic

10-24-2004, 12:15 PM

These people pulling these pranks are the same ones who have time to post on here all DAY!!! :rolleyes:

Kachina26

10-24-2004, 12:30 PM

I ran a wire from an ignition coil around the passenger side of the car, in through the right rear door and up into the back of the driver's seat. I then asked a service writer to get in and crank it over so that I could "listen for a noise". That was priceless.

beyondhelpin

10-24-2004, 12:53 PM

JustMVG

10-24-2004, 01:37 PM

This happened to a coworker!
Someone placed a ketchup and a mustard pack under each side of the toilet seat. When his big ass hit the seat it squirted a shot of mustard and ketchup all over his balls. He was pissed and laughing at the same time! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes when he was telling us about it!
I'm laughing my ass off just reading it, thats a new classic, gotta try that one hmmm where to start........ MVG

a catered life

10-24-2004, 01:56 PM

This happened to a coworker!
Someone placed a ketchup and a mustard pack under each side of the toilet seat. When his big ass hit the seat it squirted a shot of mustard and ketchup all over his balls. He was pissed and laughing at the same time! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes when he was telling us about it!
when i started reading this i was like what the hell and when i got finished i was in tears. i gotta try this one sounds to good and cheap to pass up

Mrs. HOOTER SLED

10-24-2004, 04:05 PM

For April fools day my girlfriends son put saran wrap on the toilet bowl then put the lid down befor she got up........ when she went to the bathroom she pee'd all over her self LOL..........she was'nt very happy but we all got a kick out of it!!! :devil: :D :D

EliminatorJet

10-24-2004, 04:41 PM

We stock mini fridges at my work, and we end up with some pretty good size boxes..I hid in one right next to the door into the building and scared the crap out of anyone that walked by

VelocityDriver

10-24-2004, 04:47 PM

We've sent out broadcast messages and email to everyone in the company from employees PC who didn't lock them when they left for lunch with sayings like "I love to lay naked on the hot asphalt during the summer" or "Thinking about getting my balls pierced". Also used the "auto-correct" feature in email to change the name to add dumb ass, loser, or dick head i.e. Joe "Dick Head" Smith, it was funny, the guy sent out about 20 emails and didn't catch it until the CFO of the company got an email and tought maybe the guy had a virus on his PC...

wildbillg

10-24-2004, 05:07 PM

One of our service guys took and dumped out one of the sales guys desk drawers and then hid the contents up stairs, when the guy came in the next morning he had NOTHING in hes desk.....
sooooo
we allways stay later then the service department, we went in to his office and cleard off his 4 X 8 full size desk and put it all on top of a small 2X2 typing desk, and then took his desk out to the service bay and used some jet ski hooks and suspended it from the over head hoist. sooooo when the service manager cam in the next morning he could not find his desk ANY place, we finally had to tell him to LOOK it UP in the servie area....... still took him about 10 min to minally LOOK UP. then he busted up laughing as everyone had been following him around trying to help him find his desk....
:eat: .

Kim Hanson

10-24-2004, 05:48 PM

I have nailed work boots to the floor of the doghouse ( changing room ) greased hard hat from the inside of the sweatband, nice mess when you sweat and put a chesssies under it and stained for 2 days max :p Put live gophers in lunch kits, want to see them throw that thing away :smile: ...........( . )( . )......way to much bad shit happens on rigs, ask Holligan :D

IN2-IN2MX

10-24-2004, 06:07 PM

My old friend/co-worker David (who passed away :cry: ) and the girls in the office used to play pranks on eachother all the time. Just dorky stuff like whoppie cushions and prank signs. We'd also put out fake plastic insects like roaches and flies on our desks. They looked pretty realistic. Anyways, one day one of the girls freaked out and called me to the bulletin board because there was this giant roach on it. Its antenna were moving so I knew it was real. Just at that moment David walked by and saw our faces (we were grossing out). He thought it was fake so he said "nice try girls" and reached for it. The friggen thing FLEW onto his shoulder! We all started scrambling and he freaked out because he was expecting a plastic insect. It was the funniest. As he was shaking it off it fell off and landed on his pants. It was grossssss! I think I may have pee'd myself. :rollside:

VelocityDriver

10-24-2004, 06:14 PM

i did this in the casino one night,i didn't hang around to see what happend :D
I'll alert security.... we were wondering who was doing this at the casino.

Kachina26

10-24-2004, 06:14 PM

I knew a welder who would tack weld co-workers tools to the bench when they weren't looking :D

BADBLOWN572

10-24-2004, 06:58 PM

Back when I worked in the boating industry, everyone there played pranks all the time. Several pranks happened weekly. Some of the more memorable were.
1) when a guy bent over and "crack" was shown, we would drop capacil (powdered fiberglass) down the crack of the person. Talk about itching!
2) mix some gelcoat or resin really HOT so when it went off, it would start to smoke and boil. Take that and stash it in the bottom of a co-worker's toolbox so he would think that his toolbox was on fire.
3) if a co-worker called in sick, take his toolbox and put it on top of the spraybooth with the forklift.
4) Placed nuts into a pie tin, spread epoxy puddy around edge and stuck it to the oilpan of an employees car.
5) Took a bag of squid and tossed it in the back under the seat of a guy's suburban.
6) Ask a salesman, when with a customer, if they had an extra instruction manual on how to assemble ___________ model of boat.
7) When a customer was present, walk up to another rigger and say "hey, you sure you want to do that?" Got the customer's attention real quick!
8) Zip-tied another employee's drive shaft.
9) When a customer was with a salesman, go up and ask the salesman if the customer's boat was supposed to be a jet or an IO. When they said either one, we used to say "oops time for a repair." Another customer attention getter.
There were a ton more, but I can think of them off of the top of my head. We had fun and I was working with some really good friends so we would just have fun doing what we enjoyed.

Rock-A-Bye-Baby

10-24-2004, 07:03 PM

for the person that always helps themselves to your Altoids....
replace contents with Excedrin...

ratso

10-24-2004, 07:07 PM

BadBlown...that fiberglass deal is baaaaad. I knew someone and his girlfriend broke up with him...he went into her apartment...got into her panties drawer...and sprinkled that stuff into the crotch of every single pair she had... :2purples: :eek: :D

IN2-IN2MX

10-24-2004, 07:09 PM

BADBLOWN572

10-24-2004, 07:19 PM

I can tell you that it does suck! I made the mistake one time of washing my boxers with a shirt that I had worn when grinding the hole for an intake on a jet. Didn't realize it until I had already put them on. Normally fiberglass takes a while to work its way into the skin and once it is in, it is in. Eventually, once I found out what had happened, I had to ditch the boxer shorts all together. Once I got home, ditched all clothes and laid on the bed with the fan on as high as possible to ease the itch. After that, all boxers had their own load in the laundry and NOT after any clothes that had glass on them! Never made that mistake again!!!

Phat Matt

10-24-2004, 07:40 PM

We had one guy who couldn't take a joke real well but he liked to play them on other so we pack up his stuff on his desk and stapled a pink slip to his paycheck. He thought he was fired and it was his last paycheck. It was just payday and a pink carbon copy from a contract, but he didn't bother to read it. He turned red and started hitting the walls repeating "this is bullshit". It was great! Ahhhh, goodtimes.
Another new sales guy we hired drove around for 3 days with a "I Love Gay Porn" magnet on the back of his truck. He couldn't figure out why people where honking and waving at him until his roommates saw it and couldn't stop laughing. :D

Kachina26

10-24-2004, 08:21 PM

I have a badly tweeked antennae that I've installed on more than one employees car. Always good for a reaction.
Rigged an air hose fitting to a coolant bottle and stuffed it under a car, had the lube guy ask a tech to listen for a noise, then I hit the air valve from a distance. Nothing like a nice explosion to wake someone up!

switchin'addiction

10-24-2004, 08:58 PM

i did this in the casino one night,i didn't hang around to see what happend :D
So you're the one! :220v: :D

Huckleberry

10-25-2004, 04:54 AM

We have way too much time on our hands at my work. I have Calif license plate photos that say "CUMGZLR" and "SPRMETR" that have ended up on people's cars many times. One guy had CUMGZLR on his car for over a week before his wife found it when loading groceries at the market. Both of them said they could not understand why dudes had been honking at them and waving at them! :jawdrop: He kept getting the "Hey fellas", and she got dudes looking for her to guzzle theirs.
We've also been know to put black fingerprint ink on the handset of the black phones. It makes an aweful mess on your face when you answer the phone! One guy actually put the ink on a black toilet seat. Yep, you got it...A balck toilet ring on his bosses arse!!! :rollside:
One time we put a license plate frame on the Mission Viejo City Manager's car that said something to the tune of his being gay and newly out of the closet. Ol' Fred had it on his truck for about a week before he found it. He nearly died!

mmered8299

10-25-2004, 05:50 AM

I'm glad I'm self employed. You guys are asses. :smile:

ahhell

10-25-2004, 06:16 AM

we used to take a syringe of warm water with a cut off needle, hold in in our smock pocket (work in a hospital) and while in the elevator we'd wet down the crotch of the guy/girl we were talking to....that was when i was younger :idea:
inject warm water into the seat cushion of an office chair....

MagicMtnDan

10-25-2004, 06:19 AM

My office is in Burbank and three years ago on April Fool's Day I sent an e-mail out to everyone in the company telling them that I just found out that Jay Leno was going to be interviewing Osama bin Laden that afternoon (when his shows are taped) and I invited them to go with us to NBC Studios to protest.
I got some e-mails back asking what time we were headed over there :D

billet racing

10-25-2004, 06:24 AM

Huckleberry

10-25-2004, 05:41 PM

coolchange

10-25-2004, 07:25 PM

Guy wanted drink holders all over his boat (an 18) and a dance floor and a kegerator and you get the idea. I told him there just wasnt room for 8 drink holders but he said do it. So I took the plastic cup holders and cut the top ring off and glued the top half of a beer can in 2 of them. Then set them on the deck and it looked like I cut 2 holes in his deck and added drink holders! He walked up and just stared at me but I reached over and "grabbed a beer" before he totally flipped out. HE didn't think it was funny.

switchin'addiction

10-26-2004, 09:46 PM

We would pick up some rubber snakes at China Town in San Francisco. Tie a string around thier neck, put htem under pallets when loading trucks. Connect the other end to the truck door. When they opened the door, the snake would zip out from under the pallet.
Ever seen a big trucker scream like a girl?
I hate ****ing snakes with a passion! :devil: These dickheads that I used to work with knew this, so one day they decided to put a 5' black snake(a real snake) in my truck, just for laughs, yeah they can still go **** themselves.
You guessed it, that SOB came slithering out from underneath my seat, & scared the holy living shit out of me! I somehow bailed out without getting run over, and I walked straight back to work, found out who was responsible, & popped that mother ****er right in the mouth. Nobody said a word!

Phat Matt

10-26-2004, 09:53 PM

Here are the license plates we put on guys cars!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69Sprmetr_1_-med.bmp
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69cumgzlr_1_-med.bmp
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69cokmstr_2_-med.bmp
Huck. Do you have higher res versions of these so I can print them out? These have to go on some plates at my office! :D