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carbonmarine
10-28-2004, 10:31 AM
lol... :) - what a funny word !!!!

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 10:31 AM
lol... :) - what a funny word !!!!
I thought it was called queef??? LOL

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 10:35 AM
Queef, Sweet, that is what it is called, dont do it doggy and it wont happen :D

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 10:36 AM
i turn my back for 5 minutes....what - in - the - world? :eek:

lucky
10-28-2004, 10:38 AM
awwwwww the smell of ocean air ----

HCS
10-28-2004, 10:39 AM
Wtf! :D :D :D

Unforgiven
10-28-2004, 10:45 AM
lol... :) - what a funny word !!!!
damm, I thought there might have been more "input" on this topic from our ladies out there :argue:

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 10:46 AM
awwwwww the smell of ocean air ----
if it smells like that
RUN FOREST RUN,
something is wrong down there

carbonmarine
10-28-2004, 10:47 AM
come on guys gimme some greeenies for this one....
BTW: I wonder if pussy farts are flammable too like those other ones :idea: :idea:

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 10:50 AM
well, what do you want to hear? that it is embarassing ? feels good? what? :redface:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 10:51 AM
BTW: I wonder if pussy farts are flammable too like those other ones :idea: :idea:
AAHHHHHH!!!!! :supp:
You may not have many volunteers for that experiment

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 10:53 AM
Queef, Sweet, that is what it is called, dont do it doggy and it wont happen :D
Not true. :D :devil:

OGShocker
10-28-2004, 10:55 AM
I thought it was called queef??? LOL
I just thought it was talking to me.. :messedup:

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 10:56 AM
Not true. :D :devil:
yeah, steve oughta know, him being the CMF and all! :D :p :D

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 10:57 AM
I just thought it was talking to me.. :messedup:
What did you think it was saying??? :confused: :D

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 10:57 AM
yeah, steve oughta know, him being the CMF and all! :D :p :D
You better wear that hat at the PIR and I want to see some pics... :rolleyes: :cool: :cool:

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 10:57 AM
What did you think it was saying??? :confused: :D
I LOVE YOU BIG DADDY

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 10:57 AM
:rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: AAHHHHHH!!!!! :supp:
You may not have many volunteers for that experiment

Unforgiven
10-28-2004, 10:58 AM
What did you think it was saying??? :confused: :D
do it again, and again, and again,

OGShocker
10-28-2004, 10:58 AM
What did you think it was saying??? :confused: :D
"Your my DADDY!!" :D

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 11:00 AM
LMAO!!
WOw you men are so creative when it comes to our p*ssies talking to you :p

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 11:02 AM
LMAO!!
WOw you men are so creative when it comes to our p*ssies talking to you :p
Yeah but the wife doesnt always let me talk to the kitty :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Unforgiven
10-28-2004, 11:07 AM
LMAO!!
WOw you men are so creative when it comes to our p*ssies talking to you :p
yea especially when it's yours :p oops I'm bad...BUT HONEST :devil:

Mrs.Racer277
10-28-2004, 11:16 AM
LMAO!!
WOw you men are so creative when it comes to our p*ssies talking to you :p
:) That's what I was thinking. :) :)

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 11:17 AM
You better wear that hat at the PIR and I want to see some pics... :rolleyes: :cool: :cool:
Ok wtf is PIR? If it's what I think it is oh yeah! :D :2purples: :cool:

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 11:18 AM
Phoenix international raceway
Savage learn your GHETTO MAN

ROZ
10-28-2004, 11:19 AM
What did you think it was saying??? :confused: :D
FEEED ME! :D

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 11:21 AM
Phoenix international raceway
Savage learn your GHETTO MAN
Fock I dont give a sh*t about that place. :D :hammer2:

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 11:26 AM
Scuba dont fight it, let the red neck in you come out bro, release the beast

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 11:28 AM
Scuba dont fight it, let the red neck in you come out bro, release the beast
You have enough country in you for both of us, you country music lovin' mofo. :hammer2: :D

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 11:29 AM
LMAO!!
WOw you men are so creative when it comes to our p*ssies talking to you :p
how about alot less talk and little more action! ;) :shift:

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 11:30 AM
Phoenix international raceway
Savage learn your GHETTO MAN
well, it was alittle off top[ic! (what wouldnt be???)
i am gonna wear it. just you watch :cool:

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 11:31 AM
how about alot less talk and little more action! ;) :shift:
Thats what im talking about

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 11:32 AM
Thats what im talking about
Yah baby!!!

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 11:32 AM
Yah baby!!!
lmao you guys are funny! :cool:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 11:33 AM
:D What if it said something like
"Thats it?" or "OMG I have to take that???" :D

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 11:35 AM
:D What if it said something like
"Thats it?" or "OMG I have to take that???" :D
I always hear "Is That it where's the rest" :lightsabe LOL :jawdrop: :D

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 11:36 AM
I always hear "Is That it where's the rest" :lightsabe LOL :jawdrop: :D
LOL Aww...how sad for you and Co :messedup: :D :D

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 11:37 AM
Yeah but the wife doesnt always let me talk to the kitty :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sometimes you have to force the conversation. :D :devil:
Kilr, what happened to a new pic for your 11000th????

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 11:37 AM
LOL Aww...how sad for you and Co :messedup: :D :D
Well if you cant hit bottom F up the sides :hammerhea :2purples: :crossx:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 11:37 AM
Well if you cant hit bottom F up the sides :hammerhea :2purples: :crossx:
NIce!!! Girth baby GIRTH!!! LOL

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 11:38 AM
NIce!!! Girth baby GIRTH!!! LOL
LMAO

OGShocker
10-28-2004, 11:39 AM
OK, time for the gals to put up or close up.
We need a series of pu$$yfart.wav files posted so we can compare dialects and accents. :D

MagicMtnDan
10-28-2004, 11:42 AM
Yeah but the wife doesnt always let me talk to the kitty :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I always had a suspicion that your wife wasn't perfect. Now I know that she's like many others - ALMOST perfect. :D

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 11:43 AM
:D What if it said something like
"Thats it?" or "OMG I have to take that???" :D
The OMG one is the winner, even if you are lying. :rollside: :smile:

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 11:43 AM
Well if you cant hit bottom F up the sides :hammerhea :2purples: :crossx:
LOL..... Nice Tell the old lady to call you Girth Brooks. Or tell her you'll break out your light saber and play Star Wars. She can call you "Girth Vader". "I am your father". :D :D

RiverOtter
10-28-2004, 11:45 AM
i turn my back for 5 minutes....what - in - the - world? :eek:
LOL! :D

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 11:46 AM
LOL..... Nice Tell the old lady to call you Girth Brooks. Or tell her you'll break out your light saber and play Star Wars. She can call you "Girth Vader". "I am your father". :D :D
OMG ROTFLMAO i think i just found my new sig :2purples: Dud that was classic

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 11:47 AM
Yeah but the wife doesnt always let me talk to the kitty :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
what ? has she lost her mind? you dont bite (very hard) or anything, do ya? :2purples: :wink:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 11:48 AM
LOL..... Nice Tell the old lady to call you Girth Brooks. Or tell her you'll break out your light saber and play Star Wars. She can call you "Girth Vader". "I am your father". :D :D
Holy Sh*t!!! I just laughed so hard my stomach hurts!!!!

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 11:49 AM
OMG ROTFLMAO i think i just found my new sig :2purples: Dud that was classic
LOL.... I'll let you borrow it. :D :D I've been saying that for awhile. It always gets people to laugh. :lightsabe :lightsabe Use the force wisely young padowan. :lightsabe :D

carbonmarine
10-28-2004, 11:51 AM
WHERES MY GREEN PROPS ! :idea:
poof, lol...
Rick

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 11:52 AM
May the force be with you Mainevent

Ziggy
10-28-2004, 11:57 AM
LMAO!!
WOw you men are so creative when it comes to our p*ssies talking to you :p
Somehow our minds always make it out to be a pleasant thing....cuz we certainly don't want to ruin the mood at that point :D :D My wifes favorite response is usually...."AFLAC" in my best Donald Duck voice :p :p :D

dicudmore
10-28-2004, 11:58 AM
you guys are killing me today.....
carbon, shot ya some green ones

fourspeednup
10-28-2004, 12:12 PM
Well if you cant hit bottom F up the sides :hammerhea :2purples: :crossx:
That was my old siggy :D
"I may not hit bottom, but I'll sure bang the hell out of the sides" :rollside:
I like th Girth Vader on better though :smile:

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:13 PM
That was my old siggy :D
"I may not hit bottom, but I'll sure bang the hell out of the sides" :rollside:
I like th Girth Vader on better though :smile:
Girth Vader can go ALL NIGHT LONG! :2purples: :shift:

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:18 PM
Girth Vader can go ALL NIGHT LONG! :2purples: :shift:
Yes and he belongs to the "Darkside". :devil:

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 12:20 PM
WHERES MY GREEN PROPS ! :idea:
poof, lol...
Rick
now, see what you started! youre gonna put someones eye out!!! :D :D

lucky
10-28-2004, 12:20 PM
I guess ya could be nice and call it a "kitty cough "
seriously girls -- how much boost can ya run without a blow out :cool: :eek:

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:20 PM
Although the ladies(especially the ones who like other chicks) may want a piece of Darth Maul's light saber. It is double ended you know. :D

Bre
10-28-2004, 12:22 PM
Bre<---- wondering if she should comment on this one :jawdrop: :D

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 12:23 PM
Yes and he belongs to the "Darkside". :devil:
now wait a minute! that is a whole 'nother position, uh, i mean, thread!!ROFLMAO! :220v:

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:24 PM
Bre<---- wondering if she should comment on this one :jawdrop: :D
I have a feeling you got something good for us Bre. Just an intuition. ;)

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 12:33 PM
i think we may be getting close to that "out - of - control" spot again!!

RiverOtter
10-28-2004, 12:36 PM
i think we may be getting close to that "out - of - control" spot again!!
Would that be the already mentioned "darkside"?

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 12:38 PM
May the force be with you Mainevent
I will use the force tonight thanx sweetie :rollside:

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:39 PM
Although the ladies(especially the ones who like other chicks) may want a piece of Darth Maul's light saber. It is double ended you know. :D
lmfao!! I got a good visual of that! :D :idea:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 12:40 PM
Im liking the term Kitty Cough :p

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:40 PM
I will use the force tonight thanx sweetie :rollside:
I just can't stop laughing at this shiz! :lightsabe :D This little :devil: guy kind of looks like Darth Maul too.

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 12:41 PM
I just can't stop laughing at this shiz! :lightsabe :D This little :devil: guy kind of looks like Darth Maul too.
Maybe thats gonna be my costume for sat :devil: :idea:

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:42 PM
Im liking the term Kitty Cough :p
Need some spray for the sore kitty's throat? :2purples: :cool: :p

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:43 PM
I just can't stop laughing at this shiz! :lightsabe :D This little :devil: guy kind of looks like Darth Maul too.
Damn you're right. More horns on his head. All them bumps on his head. Ribbed for "her" pleasure. :D

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:44 PM
Maybe thats gonna be my costume for sat :devil: :idea:
Who Darth Maul or Girth Vader? lol :220v: :cool:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 12:44 PM
Damn you're right. More horns on his head. All them bumps on his head. Ribbed for "her" pleasure. :D
LMAO!!!!Make it a thin one to..please. More feelings :D

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:44 PM
Maybe thats gonna be my costume for sat :devil: :idea:
LOL.... Don't forget the double ender. :wink:

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:45 PM
Damn you're right. More horns on his head. All them bumps on his head. Ribbed for "her" pleasure. :D
omg!! :rollside: :cool: Lmfao!!! :cool:

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 12:45 PM
Damn you're right. More horns on his head. All them bumps on his head. Ribbed for "her" pleasure. :D
In my best commercial guy voice
"TROJAN MANNNNNN" :D please use condoms responsibly LOL

Slider
10-28-2004, 12:46 PM
as long as it doesnt come with hair balls?

gigamurph
10-28-2004, 12:46 PM
http://roseys.net/Pussy_Farts__y.jpg
:D

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:47 PM
In my best commercial guy voice
"TROJAN MANNNNNN" :D please use condoms responsibly LOL
Sh*t I havent used one of those things for 10yrs. I probably will use it wrong if I did. :lightsabe :D

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:51 PM
Sh*t I havent used one of those things for 10yrs. I probably will use it wrong if I did. :lightsabe :D
LOL would you roll it up backwards???
:)

Bre
10-28-2004, 12:51 PM
I have a feeling you got something good for us Bre. Just an intuition. ;)
Nothing good..... It's just something that can happen sometimes when changing postions. Like I said sometimes.... I don't know what makes it happen.... but it is funny when it does :wink:
So unless your lady just lays there and takes it... I am sure you have heard them before :wink:
OK...no more talk like this... I don't have anyone home with me to help me out :p

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:52 PM
LOL would you roll it up backwards???
:)
You have to roll them? :hammerhea :cool:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 12:52 PM
Sh*t I havent used one of those things for 10yrs. I probably will use it wrong if I did. :lightsabe :D
Just put the tip on...and dont roll it down...like a ring :supp:
Might cause some kitty purrs though LOL

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:54 PM
Nothing good..... It's just something that can happen sometimes when changing postions. Like I said sometimes.... I don't know what makes it happen.... but it is funny when it does :wink:
So unless your lady just lays there and takes it... I am sure you have heard them before :wink:
OK...no more talk like this... I don't have anyone home with me to help me out :p
AWWWWW. What about B.O.B. ????? :D

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 12:55 PM
You have to roll them? :hammerhea :cool:
Well, some of us have to roll further than others. :) It's not a thimble you know.

SCUBA STEVE
10-28-2004, 12:56 PM
Just put the tip on...and dont roll it down...like a ring :supp:
Might cause some kitty purrs though LOL
On the tip of what? kitty purrs!! Yeah :cool: :eek:

Bre
10-28-2004, 12:57 PM
AWWWWW. What about B.O.B. ????? :D
B.O.B :confused: :p
Bre<---- an idiot :rolleyes: :p

Gman
10-28-2004, 12:59 PM
Alright I have to chime in. I have been reading this and laughing my ass off! :rollside:
First: off KITTY COUGH is f-ing hilarious!
Second: a Kitty Cough, pussy fart, queef, whatever you call it, can happen in any position. the reason it happens is because Air gets in there. If you pull out put in, pull out put in, over and over, air gets in and builds up and then bam!!!!!!!!! Kitty cough!
Third: I swear to god I am going to yell out AFLAC next time it happens and then as we lay there laughing I am going to say it's okay honey it was just your kitty coughing!

Bre
10-28-2004, 01:00 PM
Alright I have to chime in. I have been reading this and laughing my ass off! :rollside:
First: off KITTY COUGH is f-ing hilarious!
Second: a Kitty Cough, pussy fart, queef, whatever you call it, can happen in any position. the reason it happens is because Air gets in there. If you pull out put in, pull out put in, over and over, air gets in and builds up and then bam!!!!!!!!! Kitty cough!
Third: I swear to god I am going to yell out AFLAC next time it happens and then as we lay there laughing I am going to say it's okay honey it was just your kitty coughing!
:D
In out in out in out.... isn't that what you guys are suppose to do? :idea: :D
Oh lord... I need to turn the computer off :jawdrop: :supp:

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 01:03 PM
Damn you're right. More horns on his head. All them bumps on his head. Ribbed for "her" pleasure. :D
YOU HAVE TO KNOW A MAN oops made up that line "for her pleasure" because there is not any pleasure in all those "ribs". that screaming you hear is not from pleasure! :2purples: :cry:

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 01:03 PM
B.O.B :confused: :p
Bre<---- an idiot :rolleyes: :p
Battery
Operated
Boyfriend
:D :rolleyes:

Slider
10-28-2004, 01:03 PM
So if you dont want it to happen,You just keep banging it, and dont let it come up for air?

carbonmarine
10-28-2004, 01:08 PM
Hey guys,... did a google on PF's found This : **** TRUMPET MUSIC (http://www.rocketpack.org/raymi-****_trumpet_music.html)
Its goes onto say:
Fact: Pussy farts don't even smell. If they did they'd smell like candy or roses or peaches. There is no chance a queef would ever smell like hot garbage or rotting egg salad. Ew. A pussy fart is air only. Air smells like nothing. So there you go.
Fact: Pussy farting is fun. You think all girls ever did at slumber parties was eat popcorn and talk about stupid boys? **** no. We get down on our hands and knees, squeeze our poons real tight and Whoooooooosh ourselves across the floor. Or we lie on our backs and put our legs in the air as if we were doing that bicycle exercise, suck in our stomachs a bit then drop our legs real fast. This helps make a nice sharp queef. Something to be proud of. Definitely.

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 01:09 PM
okay, its official! another OOC sex talk thread! :squiggle:
gggmannn. i have been trying my best to get them to stop..... :D

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 01:10 PM
So if you dont want it to happen,You just keep banging it, and dont let it come up for air?
Yea, choke the kitty, choke the kitty. Gag, gag, bump, bang, uuuhhhh, mmmm, smack , smack, thwack, lean back, lean back, toss it up, flip it, oh my god, oh my god, ..................etc. etc...

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 01:11 PM
Hey guys,... did a google on PF's found This : **** TRUMPET MUSIC (http://www.rocketpack.org/raymi-****_trumpet_music.html)
Its goes onto say:
Fact: Pussy farts don't even smell. If they did they'd smell like candy or roses or peaches. There is no chance a queef would ever smell like hot garbage or rotting egg salad. Ew. A pussy fart is air only. Air smells like nothing. So there you go.
Fact: Pussy farting is fun. You think all girls ever did at slumber parties was eat popcorn and talk about stupid boys? **** no. We get down on our hands and knees, squeeze our poons real tight and Whoooooooosh ourselves across the floor. Or we lie on our backs and put our legs in the air as if we were doing that bicycle exercise, suck in our stomachs a bit then drop our legs real fast. This helps make a nice sharp queef. Something to be proud of. Definitely.
You did a search on pussy farts??? :supp:
And I dont ever remember practicing Kitty Coughs at my slumber partys! :D :D

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 01:12 PM
Hey guys,... did a google on PF's found This : **** TRUMPET MUSIC (http://www.rocketpack.org/raymi-****_trumpet_music.html)
Its goes onto say:
Fact: Pussy farts don't even smell. If they did they'd smell like candy or roses or peaches. There is no chance a queef would ever smell like hot garbage or rotting egg salad. Ew. A pussy fart is air only. Air smells like nothing. So there you go.
Fact: Pussy farting is fun. You think all girls ever did at slumber parties was eat popcorn and talk about stupid boys? **** no. We get down on our hands and knees, squeeze our poons real tight and Whoooooooosh ourselves across the floor. Or we lie on our backs and put our legs in the air as if we were doing that bicycle exercise, suck in our stomachs a bit then drop our legs real fast. This helps make a nice sharp queef. Something to be proud of. Definitely.
OMG!!!! WHO TOLD!!? :( :sqeyes:

PlyaPlya22
10-28-2004, 01:12 PM
Queef, Sweet, that is what it is called, dont do it doggy and it wont happen :D
You mean don't fill her up (touch the bottom and sides at the same time) and it won't happen. The air has no where to go but back out......tic tac pee pee :D

carbonmarine
10-28-2004, 01:13 PM
Yeah ! I googled pussy farts and all sorts of stuff came up....
See ... you can even buy " Pussy Farts: TheMovie " !!!

carbonmarine
10-28-2004, 01:13 PM
I really need some green points now !!!! :D :D

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 01:13 PM
OMG Ive seen it all!!! LOL

Ziggy
10-28-2004, 01:14 PM
Alright I have to chime in. I have been reading this and laughing my ass off! :rollside:
Third: I swear to god I am going to yell out AFLAC next time it happens and then as we lay there laughing
Wasn't sure anyone caught that post of mine--- :p it does inspire renewed passion, thats for sure...nothing for the wife to get imbarrased about

Bre
10-28-2004, 01:15 PM
Battery
Operated
Boyfriend
:D :rolleyes:
Oh yes I have a couple of those :D

91nordic29
10-28-2004, 01:20 PM
Wasn't sure anyone caught that post of mine--- :p it does inspire renewed passion, thats for sure...nothing for the wife to get imbarrased about
i caught it but i was trying to forget it. if that happens to me i dont want to start cracking up in the middle of things thinking about AFLAC, kitty coughs, or any of this!!!ROFL :eek:

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 01:27 PM
Oh yes I have a couple of those :D
Those must be your "Sanchos". :D

It's Only Money
10-28-2004, 01:53 PM
I used to frequent a All Nude club near my office that had a dancer that would lay on her back with her feet on your shoulders and pussy fart right at you...took some getting used to looking at that taco moving around blowing air out. What a site. I can't for the life of me remember what her face looked like. LMAO

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 02:24 PM
I used to frequent a All Nude club near my office that had a dancer that would lay on her back with her feet on your shoulders and pussy fart right at you...took some getting used to looking at that taco moving around blowing air out. What a site. I can't for the life of me remember what her face looked like. LMAO
Do you think if you gave her a $20, she'd have little airplanes made out of 5's and 1's, and shoot you back some change??? :D

OGShocker
10-28-2004, 02:32 PM
Grrrrr. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to carbonmarine again.
:hammerhea :hammerhea
WHERES MY GREEN PROPS ! :idea:
poof, lol...
Rick

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 02:37 PM
Sh*t I havent used one of those things for 10yrs. I probably will use it wrong if I did. :lightsabe :D
I cant tell you the last time either not very fond of those things LOL plus i shoot blanks now the only way to go :idea: :supp:

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 02:39 PM
Do you think if you gave her a $20, she'd have little airplanes made out of 5's and 1's, and shoot you back some change??? :D
LMAO that some funny ish right their :jawdrop: LOL

HOOTER SLED-
10-28-2004, 02:43 PM
I cant tell you the last time either not very fond of those things LOL plus i shoot blanks now the only way to go :idea: :supp:
Careful there son, you got triplets. Your nut just might break through the sperm barrier. Snip or no Snip. :D Man, I need to do that myself. Not looking forward to it.

little rowe boat
10-28-2004, 02:54 PM
You just got some green. lmao.

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 02:59 PM
Careful there son, you got triplets. Your nut just might break through the sperm barrier. Snip or no Snip. :D Man, I need to do that myself. Not looking forward to it.
I told the doc to cook the ends well done LOL :cry:

Mrs. Restless22
10-28-2004, 08:55 PM
MAINEVENT this is all you...
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/833star-wars-smiley-013.gif
LMAO!!!

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 09:01 PM
MAINEVENT this is all you...
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/833star-wars-smiley-013.gif
LMAO!!!
Thanx babe check my sig out in a bit :wink:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
10-28-2004, 09:15 PM
Careful there son, you got triplets. Your nut just might break through the sperm barrier. Snip or no Snip. :D Man, I need to do that myself. Not looking forward to it.
ANYWAYS BITCH !!!! :devil: Who said I'm done :yuk:

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 09:17 PM
ANYWAYS BITCH !!!! :devil: Who said I'm done :yuk:
DAMN Someones busted :boxingguy :D

switchin'addiction
10-28-2004, 10:03 PM
5 pages of posts on a thread titled Pussy Farts. :D ...only on the HB forums. And my wife wonders why I spend so much time on here? :idea:

Bre
10-28-2004, 10:04 PM
5 pages of posts on a thread titled Pussy Farts. :D ...only on the HB forums. And my wife wonders why I spend so much time on here? :idea:
Don't ya love it :D

Kilrtoy
10-28-2004, 10:17 PM
Condoms are for girlfriends and bareback is for the wife.... :D

MAINEVENT
10-28-2004, 10:19 PM
Condoms are for girlfriends and bareback is for the wife.... :D
Very true brotha :devil: :D

switchin'addiction
10-28-2004, 10:22 PM
Don't ya love it :D
How could I not. The entertainment factor here is HUGE!

Bre
10-28-2004, 10:37 PM
How could I not. The entertainment factor here is HUGE!
Don't go to Havasu Barneys right now then ... it is so :sleeping: over there :D :wink:

RiverKitty
10-28-2004, 10:46 PM
Somehow our minds always make it out to be a pleasant thing....cuz we certainly don't want to ruin the mood at that point :D :D My wifes favorite response is usually...."AFLAC" in my best Donald Duck voice :p :p :D
LMAO!!! That is CLASSIC!!! :D AFLAC!!!!!

switchin'addiction
10-28-2004, 10:55 PM
Don't go to Havasu Barneys right now then ... it is so :sleeping: over there :D :wink:
Not going anywhere. I am switching back & forth from trying to get some work done to this. Doing more of this though. :smile:

Bre
10-28-2004, 11:06 PM
I'll be at Barneys :D

lucky
10-29-2004, 08:07 AM
My balls are dumb as eggs - they don't know if they are coming or going :rolleyes:

Misogynist
10-29-2004, 08:10 AM
What did you think it was saying??? :confused: :D
Roflmao..... it was saying... " I need more MONEY!".............. :220v: