What good Moms teach their daughters

[topless]

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[BADBLOWN572]

I think that subject was taught in Kindergarden 101

[MsDrmr]

I own a copy of that book, too bad I had a boy

[MRS. MAINEVENT]

I will hook up my daughter for sure but a 2 she is off to a good start :eek: :hammer2:

[uglycstmr]

I will hook up my daughter for sure but a 2 she is off to a good start :eek: :hammer2:
I will have to second that, I think all 3 of my girls are off to a GREAT start :hammer2: , HHHMMMMM I wonder were they get that :confused: :idea: :mad: :D :D ;)

[Unforgiven]

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Oh I thought it would read....HOW TO FIND A GUY WITH A BOAT...so you won't be "BOATLESS"

[superdave013]

I'd rather see her teaching "Becoming a slut" myself! :jawdrop: :crossx: :jawdrop:

[topless]

Oh I thought it would read....HOW TO FIND A GUY WITH A BOAT...so you won't be "BOATLESS"
You will PAY for that comment!!!!!!!!! :hammerhea I read the entire book ya know!

[BarryMac]

I've met a few women in my day that have read and re-read that book, I think one of them is a professor at a major University teaching the subject...

[It's Only Money]

I thought it was a genetic trait! Damn, you have to learn that from a book?

[Ziggy]

Funny...I thought you'd tell your story about teaching her the proper names for genitals again :wink: :D :D

[Unforgiven]

You will PAY for that comment!!!!!!!!! :hammerhea I read the entire book ya know!
Ok how long do I have to pay??? Hey I have a spare boat you can use next summer :rolleyes: that way you won't be "BOATLESS"

[topless]

Ok how long do I have to pay??? Hey I have a spare boat you can use next summer :rolleyes: that way you won't be "BOATLESS"
Gee thanks :cry:

[It's Only Money]

How about just riding in my new boat next summer, Topless? :D

[topless]

How about just riding in my new boat next summer, Topless? :D
See there unforgiven? I don't need a boat!

[It's Only Money]

See there unforgiven? I don't need a boat!
I will save a seat anytime you are ready!

[topless]

Funny...I thought you'd tell your story about teaching her the proper names for genitals again :wink: :D :D
Thats funny! :D

[Unforgiven]

See there unforgiven? I don't need a boat!
Hey I was just getting you one so you can work on it, clean it up,tow it behind your truck and put the name TOPLESS on it...Lets see now...her 454 got the 10/71 and you got the boat and I got a hot date :p ,,,,,sounds good to me :devil:

[Her454]

...Lets see now...her 454 got the 10/71 and you got the boat and I got a hot date :p ,,,,,sounds good to me :devil:
Delivering it personally? :D

[Unforgiven]

Delivering it personally? :D
Depends... Topless tell you about Nov 13???? :idea:

[Sleek-Jet]

I thought they all came pre-wired for that?? :crossx:

[MsDrmr]

I thought they all came pre-wired for that?? :crossx:
don't be silly sleek, we work really hard to learn that and practice it, it's a lot of hard work to make you believe all that crap...

[Dr. Eagle]

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Heyyyyyyyyyyy wait a minute....... That's my wife and her mom..... :umm:

[switchin'addiction]

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My wife got that as a wedding gift! :lightsabe

[topless]

My wife got that as a wedding gift! :lightsabe
So her Mom must have been wayyyyy behind the times not to have taught her at an early age. :boxed:

[switchin'addiction]

So her Mom must have been wayyyyy behind the times not to have taught her at an early age. :boxed:
No actually I think it was a wedding gift from her mother. On the inside cover she wrote something like this "Now that you are married you need to read this fabolous book. This will teach you how to react differently/bitchy to the same situations that you were always so understanding of while you were just dating. Love Mom.

[topless]

No actually I think it was a wedding gift from her mother. On the inside cover she wrote something like this "Now that you are married you need to read this fabolous book. This will teach you how to react differently/bitchy to the same situations that you were always so understanding of while you were just dating. Love Mom.
My mom just told me to memorize it.

[Mrs.Racer277]

That is the best bood I have ever read! :wink:

[topless]

That is the best bood I have ever read! :wink:
Thats why we rule!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Thats why we rule!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
:) :) True, True :) :)

[topless]

:) :) True, True :) :)
We got the box AND the book! :) :)

[Mrs.Racer277]

We got the box AND the book! :) :)
I think that gives us total control. :wink:

[ratso]

I think that gives us total control. :wink:
...oh yeah??? :D :D :D

[topless]

...oh yeah??? :D :D :D
Oh yeah! :yuk: