Mr. Slowboat

[Leon]

Hello Sons, Thought yall might like to know where the man Slowboat 001 and the "crew" went. Seems like they opened up a "racers" site of their own http://www.drag.boat.racing.nasha.com/. Give it a looksy when yall have some time.

[HBjet]

Funny, this is from that site
""""We haven`t been to a race sence
7/7/01. Our motor went bad and the shop that does some of our
block work didnt get the new block done in time for the OK City
race and then I ran out of money and had to pay off some bills,
You know where the racing money went! Any way where is your next
race? looks like we might make "Smoken On The Water" in Ft Cobb
Okla.
Slow Boat 001"""""
Hbjet

[mister460]

wrong thread!
[This message has been edited by mister460 (edited August 16, 2001).]

[Blown509Liberator]

LOL... I count 4 people on the board--looks like the whole crew is there lol,
Slow Boat, EM&D, Leon, and Chet.

[Leon]

Liberator. Leon aint on that site. Hes just a peeper.

[sleekcrafter]

Yada Yada but they don't have donuts Mike! We do, LS7 has got the DoUgH nUtS jumping on the screen. Yummy

[058]

Same 'ol shuckin, jivin and bulls*ittin on that site.....Thanks but I'll pass

[Slow Boat 001]

HB so what is the point that you want to make? I just dont get what you are saying?

[RiverDave]

SlowBoat001 from the dragboat racing board "Well it ran Great, but I`m still stuck in the 90`s. What does it take to get over 100mph? I think it`s time to go back in the pump and put that A back in. I hope it`s the B that`s holding me back? It sounds like a 200mph boat but it will only run in the 90`s. How ever it`s good to be back in the 90`s after being in the 80`s so long.I have got to go to bed, its`s been a long 2 days with no sleep!"
Leon, hhhmmmm, wasn't that bet something to the effect of 1000.00 per 1mph over and 2K for every 1mph under?? I think SlowBoat 001 would owe you like 20K.
Slowboat, To answer your question
Question: What does it take to get over 100mph?
Answer: Something other than a Jet Hydro!! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://free.***boat.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
I'm sorry guys I can't help but stir the pot every now and again! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif
RD
[This message has been edited by RiverDave (edited August 20, 2001).]

[Slow Boat 001]

Hello Hot Boat Fans, I`m glad that you all missed me so much that you went looking for me. Makes me fell good !! The cool part is that you are looking for that Jet Hydro post to see how things are going. That is what sales parts and my sponsors love that...So in short " Thanks and Keep it up" maybe I`ll get that big sponsor soon and I take old slow boat to the TFH Class.
P.S. If you go to the forum that I`m on please play it cool those boys are real racers. Please... JT white and John White run a team with a TAH & TFH, JDL Runs a PGF joey runs a PE These boys are for real so please use your heads. The big one. But like I said please play it cool!

[Slow Boat 001]

Oh Yea, river dave you just dont understand. I run with some big boys and for that kind of money it would not take much to do a motor change to some thing like 1600 hp and run the big numbers all day long. Its only a money thing. You ask just one real racer if he would put up his motor to make $20, or $30,000.00 in just one pass and see what he tell`s you.
Grow UP Clown.

[RiverDave]

Lighten up bud, it was just a joke! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
C'mon, it's just funny to me ya know with the whole WORLDS FASTEST JET HYDRO and the I'm a bad ass Racer but you'd be getting spanked 6 ways to sunday by most the average river boats out here. Sorry bud but you did call me a clown.
RD

[Jetboatguru]

River Dave, I must back you on this Slow Boat deal. I know who slowy is and he nothing more than a mouth with a piece of horse crap he calls a boat. When you go to the races you pull into the pits and you see race boats. Then, you keep driving to the back forty and you see the cows in the pasture. Then you keep driving and you see some characters from Deliverance. Then you drive another 100 miles and you see Slowboat setting up his Lean To he calls an awning. He is a tiny maggott in a very large pond. He has been making bets with people for months now. His bottom line is that he just loves to be the center of attention.

[Dimarco Kid]

I was thinking of changing my Dimarco Drag hydro over to a pump boat. Whataya guys think? I could go from 140 to 75 and have a cool lookin' back seat! That would rock! Any of you guys seen a jet hydro in person? Man, they are some damn funny looking, almost as funny lookin' as outboard hydros. You can run a set of zoomies on them and the collectors would still be over the transom!!!
Stirrin' the pot,
Dimarco Kid

[Dimarco Kid]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I ALSO run with some BIG BOYS!
My best friend comes in at 265 lbs and benches 350 lbs. My brother-in-law weighs about 250 lbs too. I think those are some pretty big boys!
Dimarco Kid

[Slow Boat 001]

Why is it that this forum always has the same old Sh!t from the same ol people? I dont have the time to take the hook,line and sinker so go fishing for some one else.

[Dimarco Kid]

I think you kinda did take the bait, if you didn't care what people thought, you wouldn't have posted a reply! I'm just playing with ya anyways, I can be a dick sometimes. I know what racin's all about, I do it, and I also respect any other racer. Just wish you were running a V-drive, that's all! LOL
Dimarco Kid

[Jetboatguru]

Slowy you are not a racer, you are a doink that goes to the races. Nobody tows an enclosed trailer behind their truck and then tows their boat BEHIND the enclosed trailer. Now that is some funny Stuff.

[Slow Boat 001]

You know Dan I dont think you have EVER seen my boat or my truck or my trailer. now that is Funny Stuff. Have you got some more of that Funny Stuff????? As we all can see you are not and have never been a Racer, because They dont talk as much SH!T as you . I have NEVER heard a Racer talk SH!T on some one`s bost like you do. This CRAP will NEVER stop so I will STOP it and tell you to have fun. I`m the One That Got A Way..See yea MR.Guru.

[Slow Boat 001]

You know Dan I dont think you have EVER seen my boat or my truck or my trailer. now that is Funny Stuff. Have you got some more of that Funny Stuff????? As we all can see you are not and have never been a Racer, because They dont talk as much SH!T as you . I have NEVER heard a Racer talk SH!T on some one`s bost like you do. This CRAP will NEVER stop so I will STOP it and tell you to have fun. I`m the One That Got A Way..See yea MR.Guru.

[Leon]

River Dave, You still the man. Jetboatguru, you are funning us all about that there trailer situation ain't you? If you are really serious about that it is gonna be so funny I might piss down my leg. Anyone remember "at the next race we're gonna be in the 11's, then the 10's and by the end of the year the 9's." ? Son yall better worry about getting over 90 first. Leon Peon just about took you for 10 large Son on your silly little bets. Remember the plan. Stick to the plan.

[Leon]

I almost forgot. I thought SLOWBOAT 001 was not the real Slowboat but that was the "Crew" pretending to be Slowboat. When the REAL guy came on his name was RR1/001. Why is the Crew pretending to be the real Slowboat again? Just curious SON!

[Jetboatguru]

Slowy, Leon is clowning your sorry ass. He must not be a racer. He is not one of the big boys. Well I sure hope you come back in here and post because I think you are the most ridiculous guy ever. You are great for the sport.

[HBjet]

3 reasons he is not a real racer:
1) Slowboat 001
2) Eat Me And Die
3) RR1/001
HBjet
PS At the rate Slowy is going, he should be in the 3's by March.

[RiverDave]

Originally posted by Slow Boat 001:
Oh Yea, river dave you just dont understand. I run with some big boys and for that kind of money it would not take much to do a motor change to some thing like 1600 hp and run the big numbers all day long. Its only a money thing. You ask just one real racer if he would put up his motor to make $20, or $30,000.00 in just one pass and see what he tell`s you.
Grow UP Clown.
SlowBoat- No one is going to lend there motor to you. The only thing you could possibly do is max out that credit card.
The second thing is if that pile can barely break 90 then stop talking like it's some fast ass drag boat and we should all bow down to you. Christ man I could put a PROCHARGER on my 22' Nordic and a set of tabs and be spanking you all the way back to Hick county.
RD

[riverlover]

I'm laughin my (_!_) off at this thread. I am by NO means a racer, can't afford it. Plus I need the extra seats for the chicas. I think monkey would go for the seats too.
RL
P.S. Get a pic of that truck-travel trailer-boat setup.
[This message has been edited by riverlover (edited August 22, 2001).]

[058]

Slowboat, does "silk purse from a sow's ear" mean anything to you? It should. No matter how much power you put to a brick its still a brick. But keep it comming its entertaining as hell.

[RiverDave]

~!
RD
[This message has been edited by RiverDave (edited August 23, 2001).]

[HavasuBarney]

Slow, don't sweat these guys, not one of them can even get to 90.
I can even whip everybody in this crowd.
and I'm just a little guy!

[RiverDave]

Hhhhmmmmm,
http://wsphotofews.excite.com/029/el/RO/xN/eP59214.jpg
Yep that's what I was thinking.. http://free.***boat.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://free.***boat.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
RD
[This message has been edited by RiverDave (edited August 23, 2001).]

[RiverDave]

How do you post a picture on this thing??
RD

[HavasuBarney]

http://wsphotofews.excite.com/029/el/RO/xN/eP59214.jpg

[RiverDave]

Thanks Barney. http://free.***boat.net/ubb/biggrin.gif You going to Havasu for Labor Day? BTW if you would like to come down to Parker on the weekend of sept 28th I believe we're going to be down at the Sand Bar (the right side this time http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif )
RD

[HavasuBarney]

September 28, works well.
Parker, at the sand bar???/ do you mean the rock pile we met at last time?
The sand bar is in Havasu!! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif
Labor Day in Havasu, ohhhh yes!!

[Leon]

RD and 058, you folks seem to be on the ball. I am stil confused. The first time it was Slowboat 001 he claimed that was the crew pretending to be the legendary him. now he comes back as him under that name. What is the real story 001. Did we bust you?

[RiverDave2]

Leon, this guy is just about done. I don't think he could possibly embarass himself anymore. with his ((((Calling Leon)))) BS bets claiming to bet 1000 for over or 5000 for under 100mph when during the whole time of that conversation his boat ran a whopping 80mph.
HavasuBarney, Sept28th is going to be goodtimes. I'll see you at the rock pile http://free.***boat.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
RD

[058]

Leon, Hes been tellin' so many lies he can't keem 'em straight anymore including who he is. I doubt he'll be hanging around anymore, too bad, it was fun.

[Slow Boat 001]

Post your bet`s on ( slow boat whats sup topic)and help out Leon the Peeon make his Good this time.

[058]

Slow boat 001, I have a question that has been burning in my feeble little mind since these threads started...Why do you need a crew for an 80mph boat? Can't you run it yourself? Do you have a top-end man, a lower-end man and a fuel management man? Just curious.

[beached1]

058, Don't forget his sponsors.

[Jetboatguru]

I like how he is talking about Slowy in the third person again. He jumps back and forth.
What a life http://free.***boat.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[beached1]

Schizophrenic

[058]

Beached1, That was going to be my next question. Who the hell would want to sponser a 80mph boat, his paperboy maybe? The kid on the corner selling lemonade? Sponsors usually want good exposure not some doofus with his pants down to his ankles...wrong exposure! Hey sloboat, you get arrested for stuff like that.

[beached1]

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