FastTimmy
11-01-2004, 08:11 AM
Redneck IntelligenceÂ…
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm callin' about my neighbor, Billy Bob Pavon. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm callin' about my neighbor, Billy Bob Pavon. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"