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11-02-2004, 03:14 PM
Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives
with a
female roommate Vikki... During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's
roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the
two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the
evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
there
was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you
must
be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: " Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you
'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did
not'
take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since
you
were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
Momma
which read:
" Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki,
and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains
that
if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl
by now.
Love, Momma.
Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother.
Especially if she is Italian.
with a
female roommate Vikki... During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's
roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the
two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the
evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
there
was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you
must
be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: " Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you
'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did
not'
take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since
you
were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
Momma
which read:
" Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki,
and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains
that
if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl
by now.
Love, Momma.
Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother.
Especially if she is Italian.