Topless, Will you marry me???

[Unforgiven]

Topless, I'm getting ready to join the team and head to Vegas. If I can get ahold of Frenchie, you get ahold of Her454...then we can have then join us at the track....at time I would ask of you...
Topless, will you marry me??
I promise you will no longer be boatless, Her454 will still get the 10/71 but you will get the ring...
Frenchie will be there (with Mrs Frenchie) to go to the strip clubs :eek:
but following celebrity fashion...we can get divorced monday morning and continue with our normal lives....I hope Tom Brown will understand!

[FRENCHIE]

you did not ask my permission yet man!!! wtf :jawdrop: :confused: :boxingguy :p

[topless]

You really should ask Frenchie first. We Beaumont girls have to have permission to do alot of things. :2purples:

[Unforgiven]

you did not ask my permission yet man!!! wtf :jawdrop: :confused: :boxingguy :p
I was trying to get ahold of you...you were to busy with the secret PM's

[Unforgiven]

you did not ask my permission yet man!!! wtf :jawdrop: :confused: :boxingguy :p
I'll stop by your house on the way out and ask properly.
Can Mrs Frenchie be in the wedding too???

[FRENCHIE]

You really should ask Frenchie first. We Beaumont girls have to have permission to do alot of things. :2purples:
when ya came back at 3:30 a.m. sat night..ya didnt need permission to stay the night with S Y A!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :D

[FRENCHIE]

I'll stop by your house on the way out and ask properly.
Can Mrs Frenchie be in the wedding too???
no..she get s very jeoulous....she might want topless all for herself!!!! ;) :p :p

[topless]

when ya came back at 3:30 a.m. sat night..ya didnt need permission to stay the night with S Y A!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :D
I think I'm BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[topless]

no..she get s very jeoulous....she might want topless all for herself!!!! ;) :p :p
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm This could be fun.

[Unforgiven]

I fiqure that I finally get Topless..."topless"......

[FRENCHIE]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm This could be fun.
we all about fun...you should know this after sat!!! :rolleyes: :devil: :devil: :p

[Unforgiven]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm This could be fun.
This could be Alot of Fun!!!!!!!
Frenchie have a beer waiting....and a shot of Patron...we're leaving right now!!

[FRENCHIE]

I was trying to get ahold of you...you were to busy with the secret PM's
well ya made and effort at least!! ;) ;)

[topless]

I fiqure that I finally get Topless..."topless"......
I think you are just using me now. I'm going to see if Blown is more serious! He wants to see me naked!

[topless]

we all about fun...you should know this after sat!!! :rolleyes: :devil: :devil: :p
Oh yea!!!!!!!!! :supp:

[FRENCHIE]

Oh yea!!!!!!!!! :supp:
you escorts are all the same!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :eek: :wink:

[topless]

Hey, I might get a ring AND a boat out of this thing! :)

[FRENCHIE]

Hey, I might get a ring AND a boat out of this thing! :)
good thinking girl ..ill have the limo ready to pick ya up for vegas in an hour..Mrs french will be in her best latex!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :p

[topless]

good thinking girl ..ill have the limo ready to pick ya up for vegas in an hour..Mrs french will be in her best latex!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :p
I'll be ready!!!!!!! I'm sitting next to her then! :D :D

[FRENCHIE]

I'll be ready!!!!!!! I'm sitting next to her then! :D :D
again.. i wanna be in the middle!!!! ;) :confused: :hammer2:

[RiverKitty]

WOW!!! A ring and a boat!!! :eek:
Dang!!! You go girl!!! :D

[RiverKitty]

when ya came back at 3:30 a.m. sat night..ya didnt need permission to stay the night with S Y A!!! :D
Hmmmm..... :idea: :skull:

[Debbolas]

Get a picture and specs of the boat :D

[FunOnTheWater]

I am jealous :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Get a picture and specs of the boat :D
And make sure the ring is REAL!!! :wink:

[topless]

I'm in the Limo on my way to Vegas.........The ring BETTER be real and the boat better not be a canoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................I'll fill ya in. I moght be mrs.Unforgiven soon

[Mrs.Racer277]

I'm in the Limo on my way to Vegas.........The ring BETTER be real and the boat better not be a canoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................I'll fill ya in. I moght be mrs.Unforgiven soon
Have a great time. I wouldn't trust him though. :wink: :wink:

[topless]

Have a great time. I wouldn't trust him though. :wink: :wink:
I'm doubting his intentions!!!!

[Mrs.Racer277]

I'm doubting his intentions!!!!
As you should. :wink: But what the heck atleast you get to see the races in Vegas. (sin city)!!! :)

[Debbolas]

And make sure the ring is REAL!!! :wink:
IMO The BOAT is more important than the ring, get a really cool boat! :D

[topless]

I'm in Vegas.....WHERE THE HELL IS MY SOON TO BE HUSBAND??????? :devil: :confused: I think I might be..........DOOMED!!!!!

[Debbolas]

Where is the boat?
lol :D

[topless]

Where is the boat?
lol :DI'm still looking for unforgiven!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :supp:
I'll fill you in on the wedding when I find him. Frenchie and Mrs. Frenchie, thanks for the Limo ride and I'll NEVER tell what happened on the way to Vegas :D

[topless]

So I found unforgiven and he showed me the ring he picked out for me. What a cheap skate........ The boat BETTER make up for it!!!!
http://www.shindigz.com/itm_img/S01724.jpg

[Her454]

So I found unforgiven and he showed me the ring he picked out for me. What a cheap skate........ The boat BETTER make up for it!!!!
Keep in mind I still have that "unused" weddin dress and fancy shoes if you need em girlfriend. ;)

[topless]

Keep in mind I still have that "unused" weddin dress and fancy shoes if you need em girlfriend. ;)
Where the hell are you anyway? Get your ass to Vegas cuz you are suppose to be the maid of honor. Unforgiven also said he's give you the blower if you show up. I'm thinking with his cheap ass it will be a focking bottle of bubbles!!!!!!!!!!! Get here anyway, we have a boat to find. :)

[Her454]

Where the hell are you anyway? Get your ass to Vegas cuz you are suppose to be the maid of honor. Unforgiven also said he's give you the blower if you show up. I'm thinking with his cheap ass it will be a focking bottle of bubbles!!!!!!!!!!! Get here anyway, we have a boat to find. :)
Im posting from the plane.....arrives in Vegas just in time for Happy Hour. :D
I'll be the Maid of Honor but Im not getting excited over any more blowers.......:( :) BTW, where is my love, I sure miss him. :)

[topless]

Im posting from the plane.....arrives in Vegas just in time for Happy Hour. :D
I'll be the Maid of Honor but Im not getting excited over any more blowers.......:( :) BTW, where is my love, I sure miss him. :)
He's probablyy in the casino with unforgiven.........selling MY boat for more gambling money! You better hurry before he sells the the blower too! :eek:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Run Topless run and don't look back. After looking at that ring I have a feeling your boat will be the kind you blow up and paddle. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[topless]

Run Topless run and don't look back. After looking at that ring I have a feeling your boat will be the kind you blow up and paddle. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
I AM getting a little concerned here. :squiggle:

[Her454]

Girl- Have you not learned anything from all your heartache? That is why I HAVE MY OWN BOAT! :D :D
Once we find YOUR boat, to hell with the ring and blowers........... :D .

[topless]

Girl- Have you not learned anything from all your heartache? That is why I HAVE MY OWN BOAT! :D :D
Once we find YOUR boat, to hell with the ring and blowers........... :D .
Let's go find the focking boat! The ring is really cheesy anyway.

[Her454]

Let's go find the focking boat! The ring is really cheesy anyway.
After Happy Hour right? :rollside:

[topless]

After Happy Hour right? :rollside: Right! You know it's 5:00 somewhere.

[Mandelon]

Dammit, you little tramp! Git back to the trailer. :devil:

[topless]

Dammit, you little tramp! Git back to the trailer. :devil:
Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm looking for the boat. :hammer2:

[Her454]

Dammit, you little tramp! Git back to the trailer. :devil:
I think the proper term would be "Hooker". ;)

[topless]

I think the proper term would be "Hooker". ;)
How DARE you..........you slut! :jawdrop:

[Her454]

How DARE you..........you slut! :jawdrop:
I think I liked you better when you were less sensitive. You need to quit watching so much LifeTime TV. ;) :)

[Mandelon]

Whooker? I don't think she charges, she just gives it away. :confused:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

How DARE you..........you slut! :jawdrop:
well well well.. can I be the ho.. :smile: :rollside:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I think the word we are looking for is Escort. :D
Grab that boat and run girlie back to your trailer.

[topless]

MFV, you can be one of my ho's and yes, as soon as I find my new boat, I'm heading back to Rexmarine parking lot whare my trailer is............... now if only I can find the FOCKING BOAT :supp: :supp: :hammer2:

[Her454]

Whooker? I don't think she charges, she just gives it away. :confused:
Ruh Roh..........You better duck Mandy. :eat:

[topless]

I think I liked you better when you were less sensitive. You need to quit watching so much LifeTime TV. ;) :)
Qiuit judging me and help me find the boat! :supp:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Qiuit judging me and help me find the boat! :supp:
is it hooked to the trailor? :wink:

[Her454]

Qiuit judging me and help me find the boat! :supp:
Im checking now.... :hammerhea :)

[Tom Brown]

MFV, you can be one of my ho's and yes...
Trader. I was hoping to marry Unforgiven. :(

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Trader. I was hoping to marry Unforgiven. :(
do you want to move to Utah.. they don't seem to have a problem with having more then one wife,husband,shim,sham.. whatever yer pleassure. :D :idea:

[Mandelon]

Tom, do you mean trader or traitor? Both could apply!! :D All this action is making me horny. :cool:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Trader. I was hoping to marry Unforgiven. :(
Quick talk some sense into her. Or atleast help her find the boat. :D

[Mandelon]

She doesn't know that I took the boat already. :idea:

[spectratoad]

And make sure the ring is REAL!!! :wink:
I would think the finger through the bow eye counts as a ring. :wink:

[Her454]

I would think the finger through the bow eye counts as a ring. :wink:
ROTFLMFAO........................CLASSIC TODD, CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

[spectratoad]

Traci, don't laugh too hard you are going to get in trouble for not paying attention.

[Her454]

Traci, don't laugh too hard you are going to get in trouble for not paying attention.
LMAO.......Im finished with my tests....waiting on everyone else.........shame on me tho. Back to class................. :hammerhea

[topless]

I found the boat! That damn cheapskate!!!!!!!!! :hammerhea
http://pages.quicksilver.net.nz/arthorp/0df6c400.jpg

[Mrs.Racer277]

Holy sh$t Topless get the hell back to Beaumont girl.

[topless]

Holy sh$t Topless get the hell back to Beaumont girl.
Omg!!!!! I have to hitch hike!!!!!!! :eat:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Omg!!!!! I have to hitch hike!!!!!!! :eat:
Have Frenchie get that Limo back there and fast. :rollside:

[topless]

Have Frenchie get that Limo back there and fast. :rollside:
Frenchi!!!!!! Where are you? :eek:

[Tom Brown]

Tom, do you mean trader or traitor?
Indeed. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Frenchi!!!!!! Where are you? :eek:
Maybe Tom will be your Hero and rescue you! :rolleyes:

[topless]

Tom is always my hero...........he moistens my loins :p

[Mrs.Racer277]

Topless run unforgiven is back. :sqeyes: :sqeyes:

[topless]

Topless run unforgiven is back. :sqeyes: :sqeyes:
Watch he'll make up some lame excuse for that ugly ass boat!

[Mrs.Racer277]

Watch he'll make up some lame excuse for that ugly ass boat!
I am sure he will have a story to tell. And what about that ring????? :confused: :confused:

[topless]

I am sure he will have a story to tell. And what about that ring????? :confused: :confused:
He better have won alot of money because, I'm taking half in the divorce! :2purples:

[It's Only Money]

He better have won alot of money because, I'm taking half in the divorce! :2purples:
Can you say pre-nupt? :D Would not go there without one. From either side!

[topless]

Can you say pre-nupt? :D Would not go there without one. From either side!
No pre-nupt. He will pay.....trust me. :eek: did you see the cheap ring he got me? :220v:

[topless]

Topless run unforgiven is back. :sqeyes: :sqeyes:
Notice he is gone again? He found out I found the boat. :devil:

[Unforgiven]

Topless, my love...I told you I would be faithful!! I arrived late last night and I want you to know...that wasn't me with the strippers in the race trailer. :crossx: ..it was the ice cream man (mrs racer knows him)...I left the boats back home as I wanted the jet boat repainted (it's at Rainbow marine) and as for your ring...well.. umm...you see I did do a little bit of gambling....But I did UPGRADE YOUR RING!!! now this one has a diamond..and you can see it too...I had one of the Models try it on to see how it looked and boy she ..oops the ring looked good...As I was leaving the casino I did see a limo and it said....RUNNING IT HARD IN BEAUMONT...wasn't sure if it was Frenchie you had tied up in the back seat!!!I was dying to hold you in my arms but I also was alittle tied up...besides your not suppose to see the bride before the wedding :eek: Got to say that her454's blower looks good in the trailer but not as good as the car!! When the our sponsor found out we were getting married...he upgraded the room to the honeymoon suite....I found out last night you shouldn't put Mr bubbles in the jaquzzi...makes alot of suds...but the Models were there to help out..You'll love the girls and they can't wait to meet you...They look alot like Frenchies wife (BUT TWINS) as I sit here in the race trailer writing to you my eyes are starting to tear up at the thought of not being with you( it could be the fumes of the nitro since we just fired up the car) So my sweet, I need to get back to the car and wrench the motor but with every stroke I will be thinking of you....hmm I wonder if the Models want to help out on the bottom end???? Missing you much...Unforgiven

[Unforgiven]

Notice he is gone again? He found out I found the boat. :devil:
Im still here...I miss you...baby....

[Mrs.Racer277]

He better have won alot of money because, I'm taking half in the divorce! :2purples:
LMAO!!!! :) :)

[topless]

Im still here...I miss you...baby....
Oh right! you kiss ass :hammerhea

[Mrs.Racer277]

Oh my gosh. What a line! :eek: :eek: I have tears from laughing.

[topless]

Topless, my love...I told you I would be faithful!! I arrived late last night and I want you to know...that wasn't me with the strippers in the race trailer. :crossx: ..it was the ice cream man (mrs racer knows him)...I left the boats back home as I wanted the jet boat repainted (it's at Rainbow marine) and as for your ring...well.. umm...you see I did do a little bit of gambling....But I did UPGRADE YOUR RING!!! now this one has a diamond..and you can see it too...I had one of the Models try it on to see how it looked and boy she ..oops the ring looked good...As I was leaving the casino I did see a limo and it said....RUNNING IT HARD IN BEAUMONT...wasn't sure if it was Frenchie you had tied up in the back seat!!!I was dying to hold you in my arms but I also was alittle tied up...besides your not suppose to see the bride before the wedding :eek: Got to say that her454's blower looks good in the trailer but not as good as the car!! When the our sponsor found out we were getting married...he upgraded the room to the honeymoon suite....I found out last night you shouldn't put Mr bubbles in the jaquzzi...makes alot of suds...but the Models were there to help out..You'll love the girls and they can't wait to meet you...They look alot like Frenchies wife (BUT TWINS) as I sit here in the race trailer writing to you my eyes are starting to tear up at the thought of not being with you( it could be the fumes of the nitro since we just fired up the car) So my sweet, I need to get back to the car and wrench the motor but with every stroke I will be thinking of you....hmm I wonder if the Models want to help out on the bottom end???? Missing you much...Unforgiven
I bet you say that to all the girls.....Now hurry and give me the REAL boat so I can sell it and buy DILLAGAF's

[Her454]

ROTFLMAO...............OMG Unforgiven, If Topless doesnt want you, I'll take you - just for your creativity! (OH, and your blower too)
STILL LMAO!

[Mrs.Racer277]

I bet you say that to all the girls.....Now hurry and give me the REAL boat so I can sell it and buy DILLAGAF's
Now you're thinking. Good idea. :wink:

[topless]

I just spoke with unforgiven and he assured me that that is NOT the boat. (thank GOD) I feel much better about the wedding now. I'm just a little confused on why he wants Mrs.Racer277 to call him. Maybe they are just planning a bridal shower for me. ;)

[Mrs.Racer277]

I just spoke with unforgiven and he assured me that that is NOT the boat. (thank GOD) I feel much better about the wedding now. I'm just a little confused on why he wants Mrs.Racer277 to call him. Maybe they are just planning a bridal shower for me. ;)
Yes that's it. But SSH its a secret. :)

[topless]

Yes that's it. But SSH its a secret. :)
I won't tell! :)

[Mrs.Racer277]

Topless they tell me at the boat races he does look like the ice cream man. ;) ;)

[Boozer]

Hurry up and get this divorce sh*t over with.
No step mom of mine is going to boatless and broke. If you want the title you better get this sh*t done so you can buy Tom's boat and have a sh*tload of cash left from the divorce.
My fathers counting on you. So am I! Don't dissapoint us.

[topless]

Hurry up and get this divorce sh*t over with.
No step mom of mine is going to boatless and broke. If you want the title you better get this sh*t done so you can buy Tom's boat and have a sh*tload of cash left from the divorce.
My fathers counting on you. So am I! Don't dissapoint us.
Of course step son. We need to get rid of your lame Gayliner so you can become cool again. I love you..............Mom

[Boozer]

Of course step son. We need to get rid of your lame Gayliner so you can become cool again. I love you..............Mom
Good lookin out! I'm proud to be your son. :p

[topless]

Good lookin out! I'm proud to be your son. :p
Do you believe in incest? :2purples:

[topless]

So I talked to my fiance this morning while he was in the casino. He said he will win back the money to buy the ring back and the boat back for me. Should I believe him or is he just a compulsive gambler who wants me to take my clothes off? :cry:

[Her454]

Should I believe him or is he just a compulsive gambler who wants me to take my clothes off? :cry:
Is the Pope Catholic?

[topless]

Is the Pope Catholic?
Should I run?? He is such a convincing smooth talker that I believe him! :rolleyes:

[Her454]

Should I run?? He is such a convincing smooth talker that I believe him! :rolleyes:
When I have my BLOWER I'll be convinced, and then I'll convince YOU to stay. :D

[topless]

When I have my BLOWER I'll be convinced, and then I'll convince YOU to stay. :D
Something tells me he sold that too for more gambling money. I guess I'll just have to crank up the escort service to get enough money to buy DILLIGAF's boat.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Topless it's not to late to change your mind!! :2purples:

[topless]

Get it done Topless :)
Been trying! :D

[Trigger]

When I have my BLOWER I'll be convinced, and then I'll convince YOU to stay. :D
Her454,
I have 2 blowers if you are interested. :wink:

[topless]

Her454,
I have 2 blowers if you are interested. :wink:
Ya gunna marry her too? :jawdrop:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Ya gunna marry her too? :jawdrop:
A double wedding!!! :wink:

[Trigger]

Ya gunna marry her too? :jawdrop:
I don't share. :yuk: :smile:

[topless]

I don't share. :yuk: :smile:
Share her with who? The blower?

[Mrs.Racer277]

Share her with who? The blower?
I thought it was 2 blowers and a double wedding. :D

[Trigger]

Share her with who? The blower?
I don't share the woman I am with.

[topless]

I thought it was 2 blowers and a double wedding. :D
Thats what I thought too. :confused:

[Her454]

I don't share. :yuk: :smile:
Thank you for the offer but I already have my blower....and I am true to my one and only. :D

[topless]

Thank you for the offer but I already have my blower....and I am true to my one and only. :D
She truely does love her blower! LOL

[Trigger]

Thank you for the offer but I already have my blower....and I am true to my one and only. :D
Fine! Be that way!!
I:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/20511000Islands.jpg
Will take these:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2051motors.JPG
And go home!!!!! :cry: :cry: :D :D :D

[Her454]

HOLY CRAP...................Your sure are........have a GOOD LOOKING BLOWER! :)
Damn Damn Damn :hammerhea

[Trigger]

HOLY CRAP...................Your sure are........have a GOOD LOOKING BLOWER! :)
Damn Damn Damn :hammerhea
The blonde or the Blue ones? :wink:

[Her454]

The blonde or the Blue ones? :wink:
Im not sure I cant see under the ball cap. :220v:

[Trigger]

Im not sure I cant see under the ball cap. :220v:
Ouch!!!
I have dark hair (what is left of it)
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2051party.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2051bowshot.jpg

[Her454]

.............very nice................................... :D

[Trigger]

.............very nice................................... :D
But I sure ain't no blower!!!!!!!! :devil: :D

[Her454]

But I sure ain't no blower!!!!!!!! :devil: :D
Blower? What blower? Who needs a blower? ;)

[Trigger]

Blower? What blower? Who needs a blower? ;)
me

[topless]

Blower? What blower? Who needs a blower? ;)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rollside:

[Unforgiven]

I'm back.....We didn't hurt anything (except for my heart) The tables tried to take it all but all I could think about was my sweet TOPLESS waiting for me at the chapel :cry: I will fill everyone in later but I have some MAJOR ass kissing to perform to my sweet TOPLESS :frown: ...We are on our way to Pomona to get ready for the NHRA finals :rollside: ...so it's a quick stop in Beaumont to say "hi" to everyone...Topless, I'm on my way honey!! Her454 maybe we can meet after I leave topless's house so you can get the "BLOWER". :p ...lets meet at Frenchie's house...I have to finish off the bottle of Patron :devil: hey this wireless internet hookup works pretty good, I can actually view some "pics" from the other sites :cool:See everyone in POMONA.....
Topless, can answer your phone now???????????

[smacktalker19]

Buy a fake ring! She won't notice the difference! :devil: *jk

[topless]

Buy a fake ring! She won't notice the difference! :devil: *jk
I will too notice! I was born at night but not last night! :mad: :mad:

[topless]

I'm back.....We didn't hurt anything (except for my heart) The tables tried to take it all but all I could think about was my sweet TOPLESS waiting for me at the chapel :cry: I will fill everyone in later but I have some MAJOR ass kissing to perform to my sweet TOPLESS :frown: ...We are on our way to Pomona to get ready for the NHRA finals :rollside: ...so it's a quick stop in Beaumont to say "hi" to everyone...Topless, I'm on my way honey!! Her454 maybe we can meet after I leave topless's house so you can get the "BLOWER". :p ...lets meet at Frenchie's house...I have to finish off the bottle of Patron :devil: hey this wireless internet hookup works pretty good, I can actually view some "pics" from the other sites :cool:See everyone in POMONA.....
Topless, can answer your phone now???????????
Well, when you call me at 5:30 in the morning, what do you expect! I was asleep since I waited at the chapel for you all weekend. :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Mrs.Racer277]

What he never showed???? :hammerhea

[Rev. Williams]

What he never showed???? :hammerhea
If this is true, run and run fast !!!!
You deserve better!! perhaps a Rev?? :D :D
I got t-shirts for ya!!! (I couldn't resist Mrs Racer277) :D

[Unforgiven]

Well, when you call me at 5:30 in the morning, what do you expect! I was asleep since I waited at the chapel for you all weekend. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I showed up...we were servicing the car between rounds...took the chase truck down to the chapel, changed in the parking lot...my cologne consisted of nitro and oil...thanks to the models that were there to help me change...as I went in, Elvis (the preacher) :idea: told me that you were there crying for me and that the limo was there to take you back...but you weren't that upset seems Frenchies wife was there to "help" in your time of dire need.. :hammer2: .If I could I would have taken the dragster down the freeway to catch you...my heart was heavy that day..(maybe cause I was hungover) but being the "faithful" guy that I am...I went back to the track to get the car ready and tried to get ahold of HER 454 go I could give her the "blower" :D But my love I'm right around the corner from you now...we are close to the track....soon we will see each other and be in each others arms ;) by the way....can you help me finish the car...seems the rest of the crew won't be in till thursday :jawdrop: (it will give us some "quality time)

[topless]

I showed up...we were servicing the car between rounds...took the chase truck down to the chapel, changed in the parking lot...my cologne consisted of nitro and oil...thanks to the models that were there to help me change...as I went in, Elvis (the preacher) :idea: told me that you were there crying for me and that the limo was there to take you back...but you weren't that upset seems Frenchies wife was there to "help" in your time of dire need.. :hammer2: .If I could I would have taken the dragster down the freeway to catch you...my heart was heavy that day..(maybe cause I was hungover) but being the "faithful" guy that I am...I went back to the track to get the car ready and tried to get ahold of HER 454 go I could give her the "blower" :D But my love I'm right around the corner from you now...we are close to the track....soon we will see each other and be in each others arms ;) by the way....can you help me finish the car...seems the rest of the crew won't be in till thursday :jawdrop: (it will give us some "quality time)
Wellllllllll did you bring my boat?

[Mrs.Racer277]

Wellllllllll did you bring my boat?
I would think NOT! :(

[Unforgiven]

Wellllllllll did you bring my boat?
no I didn't bring the boat :frown: ......I brought the dragster down, and the blower for her 454, I needed another truck just to deliver your RING!!! :eek:
It was good talking to you last night....Saturday is almost here, we will have an audience though :hammerhea Mrs racer277 is cumin too with her hubby...we'll try not to show "everything" that goes on in the race trailer...I smuggled Elvis (THE PREACHER) in the trailer so we can continue on with the wedding..I had to have a talk to the models that I will be spending some "QUALITY" time with you this weekend.. :argue: .they said they would wait till after the race....more "sponsor" stuff :cool: :cool: :cool: Her 454 can you come by before Saturday??? I don't want Topless catching us together (BLOWER STUFF :eek: )

[Mrs.Racer277]

no I didn't bring the boat :frown: ......I brought the dragster down, and the blower for her 454, I needed another truck just to deliver your RING!!! :eek:
It was good talking to you last night....Saturday is almost here, we will have an audience though :hammerhea Mrs racer277 is cumin too with her hubby...we'll try not to show "everything" that goes on in the race trailer...I smuggled Elvis (THE PREACHER) in the trailer so we can continue on with the wedding..I had to have a talk to the models that I will be spending some "QUALITY" time with you this weekend.. :argue: .they said they would wait till after the race....more "sponsor" stuff :cool: :cool: :cool: Her 454 can you come by before Saturday??? I don't want Topless catching us together (BLOWER STUFF :eek: )
Oh I will see everything not one to miss on the fun. :eek: :wink:

[Unforgiven]

Oh I will see everything not one to miss on the fun. :eek: :wink:
Mrs Racer...I don't want you to miss a thing :rollside: It's a bakersfield thing.....Hey, can we use the house in Havazoo for our honeymoon?????

[Mrs.Racer277]

Mrs Racer...I don't want you to miss a thing :rollside: It's a bakersfield thing.....Hey, can we use the house in Havazoo for our honeymoon?????
No problem, but bring a tent since it's still a pile of dirt. :cry: :cry:
Bako thing??? :rolleyes:

[topless]

no I didn't bring the boat :frown: ......I brought the dragster down, and the blower for her 454, I needed another truck just to deliver your RING!!! :eek:
It was good talking to you last night....Saturday is almost here, we will have an audience though :hammerhea Mrs racer277 is cumin too with her hubby...we'll try not to show "everything" that goes on in the race trailer...I smuggled Elvis (THE PREACHER) in the trailer so we can continue on with the wedding..I had to have a talk to the models that I will be spending some "QUALITY" time with you this weekend.. :argue: .they said they would wait till after the race....more "sponsor" stuff :cool: :cool: :cool: Her 454 can you come by before Saturday??? I don't want Topless catching us together (BLOWER STUFF :eek: )
Oh love of my life, I've been yearning for your boat......I mean you! I have forgiven you for many things since the non-wedding. You are such a smooth talker that I can't help but falling in love with my new boat.............I mean you over and over again. :) I long to be in your boat........Oops I mean your arms. Until Saturday I will just have to have phone sex with you. Now, where is the huge ring you promised? :rollside:
Your loving soon to be bride,
Topless

[Her454]

Her 454 can you come by before Saturday??? I don't want Topless catching us together (BLOWER STUFF :eek: )
Yes I can be there Friday night with a truck big enough to haul my blower AND Topless's boat home to her. :)

[topless]

Yes I can be there Friday night with a truck big enough to haul my blower AND Topless's boat home to her. :)
My hero!

[Her454]

My hero!
Check your email......:)

[topless]

Check your email......:)Got it, check yours. :p

[Unforgiven]

Got it, check yours. :p
Love when you two talk dirty to each other. :p ...Her454 want to go on the honeymoon with us.....we can "talk" about the blower on Topless's boat!! :rollside:

[Unforgiven]

Oh love of my life, I've been yearning for your boat......I mean you! I have forgiven you for many things since the non-wedding. You are such a smooth talker that I can't help but falling in love with my new boat.............I mean you over and over again. :) I long to be in your boat........Oops I mean your arms. Until Saturday I will just have to have phone sex with you. Now, where is the huge ring you promised? :rollside:
Your loving soon to be bride,
Topless
Hi Babe!! I feel sooo muucchhh better after our phone sex oops I mean conversation last night. :hammer2: ..I slept real good :hammerhea What do you think about the wedding on the starting line?? In between rounds of Top Fuel and Funny Car?? We'll have the car serviced while the Pro Gas cars run...gives us some time in the Motor Coach.... :hammer2: :hammer2:

[Mrs.Racer277]

This has been the funniest thread lately. :D LMAO :D
Unforgiven stop smelling all those fumes. :D

[topless]

This has been the funniest thread lately. :D LMAO :D
Unforgiven stop smelling all those fumes. :D
So are you trying to say he only loves me because he's delusional???????? :confused:

[Mrs.Racer277]

So are you trying to say he only loves me because he's delusional???????? :confused:
Of course not sweetie. :wink: His creativity is cracking me up. :)
I am excited I will be able to be part of your romantic day.
But don't agree to the honeymoon at our place in Havi or you will be in a tent.

[topless]

Of course not sweetie. :wink: His creativity is cracking me up. :)
I am excited I will be able to be part of your romantic day.
But don't agree to the honeymoon at our place in Havi or you will be in a tent.
Oh don't worry, the honeymoon will be a quicky in my new boat before the divorce! ;)

[Mrs.Racer277]

Oh don't worry, the honeymoon will be a quicky in my new boat before the divorce! ;)
Good thinking!!! :D :D

[topless]

Good thinking!!! :D :D :D :D

[Unforgiven]

Oh don't worry, the honeymoon will be a quicky in my new boat before the divorce! ;)
A quickie??? after all that phone sex?? Hell if you do everything you say you can.. :rollside: .you can have the other boat too :cry:

[topless]

A quickie??? after all that phone sex?? Hell if you do everything you say you can.. :rollside: .you can have the other boat too :cry:
Woo Hoo!!!!!!!! I'M GETTING 2 BOATS :rollside: :D :rollside:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Woo Hoo!!!!!!!! I'M GETTING 2 BOATS :rollside: :D :rollside:
You go girl. :D :D