A funny one...........

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

Colonoscopy Chatter
>
>A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
>patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
>colonoscopies:
>
>
>1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
>
>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>
>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
>5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."
>
>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
>
>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
>
>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"
>
>And the best one of them all...
>
>12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact
>not up there.

[Keithb87]

Now That's Funny.. :eek:

[spectratoad]

:rollside: :p :) :)
Just had one in May. One of those lovely things the Army decided I needed before my retirement.
I asked if the scope had a name since I figured it and I should get to know eachother at least or if it was even going to buy me a drink before we started. :( :D :2purples:

[switchin'addiction]

That is a good one! :D