Trolling without immunity

[HavasuBarney]

Well officially, I am without immunity, trolling......
I was hoping to meet some of you guys at the OP6, no fast jet boats though..... http://free.***boat.net/ubb/frown.gif
Just wanted to test the jet boat waters again, I think you guys are suckers!!
Troll on brothers!

[RiverToysJas]

Haven't we been down this road?
Trollers talk about speed, speed, and speed (in that order).
Squirters talk about babes, babes, and speed (in that order).
We each harp on our strong points first, that's all.

[Bubbledeck2]

This "prop versus jet" thing makes about as much sense to me as the Crips and Bloods gang BS.
The way I see it is, if it floats it's cool.

[HavasuBarney]

Sorry to burst your bubble Jason, had you been there you would really know. It was a predetermined date, both sides said they would show, there were two eggbeaters that owned all the speed, the only naked girls on the river were in my boat, they came out of a jet boat!!!
But you jet boys can still talk I guess, you seem to that well!!! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif
Just for the record, we spent several hours at the rock pile, not sure what the area in front of the Bluewater is called, with all the fun people we hung out with, the only time propulsion was mentioned, was when we talked with people about thier boat, one family with some differences!
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[smash]

Barney
you just won't give up will you.
bring your lump to wickeys party and your bib

[FastDave]

Havasu -
The only time naked girls get OUT of a jetboat and into a beater is when the jetboat pilot notices they are too fat. Beaters don't seem to discriminate.
heh heh heh
FasssssstDave...
p.s. Next time pictures would be appreciated.

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
Sorry to burst your bubble...there were two eggbeaters that owned all the speed, the only naked girls on the river were in my boat
Hey Barney,
Glad to hear you made it back from OP6 with your humility intact. I'm sure the Parker residents appreciate you making an appearance and signing autographs. So, just to recap...
The Barney-mobile is the fastest boat on the water. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/scared04.gif
and...
The Barney-mobile is a chick-magnet, and chicks dig Barney (could be the purple speedos?). As a matter of fact, it sounds like you have to beat them off with a stick, as they tear off their clothes and attempt to jump in your boat. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy04.gif
Two quick questions:
1) Is there any reason why us poor "non-Barneys" should bother to even show up anymore? http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/confused14.gif
2) Do you find that your large ego hinders the aerodynamics of the Barney-mobile? http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/confused28.gif
Thanks in advance for your reply. http://www.websitemonster.com/images/pimp.gif
"That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy03.gif "
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[HavasuBarney]

HHangin, you bring up some excellent points, I applaude your insight!
Barneycraft is NOT the fastest on the water, that claim belongs to Ken Warby, I will be doing a poster with him in two weeks!!
The Barneycraft WAS THE FASTEST boat at OP6, talk what you want, were you there, I was with my boat!!!
The big feature is not purple speedos, it the large GPS readings when the girls undress...
Green and Purple Speedos!!!
As for the non-barneys hehehe, that's a good one, where would I find them?
I have found my ego to be a slight hinder, mostly it due to the paba effect, it literaly blocks out the sun and sky on some days!!! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif
Fast Dave, email me and I'll be happy to share some pictures from yesterday!!

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
Barneycraft is NOT the fastest on the water, that claim belongs to Ken Warby...The Barneycraft WAS THE FASTEST boat at OP6,
I apologize for my overstatement of the Barney-mobile speed capabilities. Perhaps I assumed that you had called out Ken Warby to OP6, and when he didn't show, you proclaimed yourself the fastest boat on the river. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/confused50.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
talk what you want, were you there, I was with my boat..and...Green and Purple Speedos
No Barney, I'm afraid I couldn't make it. However, since I neither have an outboard or a jet, I guess I'm like Switzerland- I'm neutral. In fact, as everyone on the board knows, I have an old, slow boat, so I can't participate in your "lively" speed discussions. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/sad23.gif
However, I do believe that my boat can hold an icechest with the best of 'em. So, when you're ready to hold an "Cooler Spankin' Party", let me know- I'll show up & we'll see who's boat holds the biggest cooler(s). http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy02.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
The big feature is not purple speedos, it the large GPS readings when the girls undress...
Is this what you mean by "large GPS readings":
http://www.amused.com/amusements/dance/fatguy/images/fbf.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
I have found my ego to be a slight hinder,...it literaly blocks out the sun and sky on some days
So, when I see you at the sandbar, I don't need any sunblock? "SPF Barney"?
http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy07.gif
"That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy03.gif "

[HAVNAFIT]

I see barney, but having trouble seeing wickey..poor little feller.

[Wicky]

I'm here, havnafit. Sorry, been in a big argument with da wifey(Nurse Wicky). Seems dat she don't dig me so much any more simply because I am a lazy bastard that just sits here on the computer and I don't give her the same attention I do my Allison.
I'm sure all of you have probably heard that one before. Glad you guys had fun.
P.S. If Barneys boat was the fastest at OP6, what happened to Uncle Tony? Barney, what are you hiding from us? Nitrous? Nitro-methane? Whats up? Please tell.
Wicky

[HavasuBarney]

HHangin,
No fast boat, no jet, no original humor(I do understand inmitation's relationship to flattery, thanks)nothing really to offer but some second rate rehabbed Barney jokes.
Troll
What's your beef with Barney?, clearly you are outgunned grasshopper, go to the garage, spank you bit of plastic intended to hold containers and keep them cool, wax on, wax off son, polish your pebbles to do battle, with another of your own caliber, another day. Right now your just hangin on Barney's coat tail.
Troll on, troll
The dancer was The Jay Smith Shuffle, remember.... http://forums.screamandfly.com/showthread.php?threadid=3049
Uncle Tony left before the party started, that left me in charge!
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[058]

Does GPS stand for "Great Penis Show"?

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
No fast boat, no jet, no original humor...
Troll
Barney, you're not getting sensitive on me now, are you? http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/sad16.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
clearly you are outgunned grasshopper, ...Right now your just hangin on Barney's coat tail.
Absolutely, you're right! We're all just livin' in Barney's world! http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy16.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
Troll on, troll
Let's see...what's the name of this thread? Who started it?Yep, no original humor here... http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/confused02.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
The dancer was The Jay Smith Shuffle, remember...
Yep, I hang around "Scream and Cry" once in awhile. I even have friends with outboards, and, yes, we get along fine. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy06.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
...What's your beef with Barney?
No beef with Barney. I just thought you might like to pick on a kid your own size. However, it's very clear to me that I am outgunned by the almighty Barney.
http://www.websitemonster.com/images/pimp.gif
"That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy03.gif "

[HavasuBarney]

OK, thanks, that's much better.
So this ice chest thing, do you use ice?
HHangin, I just do not understand your point, I do not wish to "pick" on anyone.
I came to this forum to find other performance oriented boats in my area, have some fun, laughs and meet the people I interact with.
When I boat I like to run pretty hard, it is allot of fun with other fast boats, that's the intention here.
I'm not a racer, not even what most would consider real fast, new prop this week, solid mid 90's on B-GPS, yes, green and purple speedos, http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif, I just love to run.
My point HHangin, is what is your point?
I just want to find others that like the same things I do, going fast is one of them.

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
My point HHangin, is what is your point?
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
I do not wish to "pick" on anyone.
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
no fast jet boats though.....I think you guys are suckers!!
Hey Barnman,
Nothin' like a fast rig- cheeks flappin' in the wind (the ones on your face). We're on the same page here. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy03.gif
However, you've gotta expect to take some heat for your first post- just defending my jet "brothers" on the board. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy43.gif
If you ever idle that rig down to 55MPH, maybe we'll be able to talk boats (and ice chests) some day. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/happy33.gif
http://www.websitemonster.com/images/pimp.gif

[HavasuBarney]

HHangin, I'm going way out on a limb here, "sucking" is jet propulsion!
I came to the jet board because, well have you looked at the lame OB board here!
There are plenty of "west coast fast boats" just very few outboards doing it.
I have no issue with people taking shots, I take plenty, but I also have a motivation behind it to meet the people with a purpose in mind, fast boating!
If you do see me on the water, please flag me down, I will have a cold beer for you and a ride in my boat, I would love to show you why I get so excited, it would be my pleasure and honor!
Please, anyone AND everyone feel free to take me up there!

[HavasuBarney]

I also added some pictures of Uncle Tony's boat and an album called "The Parker Strip"
with some of yesterday's activities, including River Daves house, what a great place, thanks again RD.
Check my profile.

[wrightnow]

HB, What!!! I guess I missed somthing. I was at OP6 with a jet, so I dont understand. If you were looking to prove a point I would of gladly helped.
If I had know there was going to be an eggbeater at the event I would have brought a cake mix (hahaha).
I was the CP at OP6 and you are right there would not have be much of a race, you maybe (and I mean maybe) fast and anyone can be fast but I dont see you being quick. The race would have been over before it got start and I would be back picking up the nude girls. Back were they belong in a jet.
Sorry we didnt get a change to talk more, hopfully next time!!!
later

[smash]

nice boat barney
it would look great with a v-8 and a jet

[wrightnow]

I think smash was trying to say it would run better with a v8 and a jet (LOL)

[HavasuBarney]

Well I had my cake mixer prop with me that day, no point discussing the frosting that could have been, http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif whipped!
Nobody thought the eggbeaters would show, that can't be wright, now!
I was hoping for the same thing, next time we should plan some boating with a party like this. We saw RiverDave at the rockpile earlier in the day, conditions were pretty brutal and I know many of your guys sit very low. Just a bad day for what we had planned.
So wrightnow, if you live close and like to run that pretty boat, we should hook up some time for the day, I'd love to go for a ride, I just love to run. How do those CP's handle the chop?
Smash, I'm with ya there. I love the hull and whatever pushes it fast, makes me smile!
Looking forward to hanging out with Blown509Lib. Very sweet boat!

[HavasuBarney]

Oops.
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[wrightnow]

HavasuBarney would love to get together, the need for speed is alway there no matter what pushes the boat.
I live in LA and I think your in Vegas, but I'm hoping to make my first trip up to the sand bar in the next couple of weeks, lets try to meet then (you can give me the personal tour).
As far as giving rides that will not be a problem. My CP currently is not set-up for chop, but I will need to change the intake grate when I head up to the sand bar. CP's do trap air so the ride is much better than shallow V's but not as nice as yours. My only problem with chop is the light hull (340# or there about) it will flex.
I'm sorry I missed uncle tom's boat, I heard it scream.
I saw you heading back to the party as I was leaving did you stay long and how was the party when you got back?

[RiverDave]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
[B]OK, thanks, that's much better.
new prop this week, solid mid 90's on B-GPS, yes, green and purple speedos, http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif, I just love to run.
Havasu Barney, I know with a change of a prop you could very easily be up in the triple digits, but I'm a believer in run what you brung, and if it was running mid 90's when it came to my house you were runner up on the fastest boat. That trophy goes to wrightnow.
Just to let you guys know though Barney comes off sometimes a little stong in the forums but on the river he is one hell of a nice guy. Thanks for coming out to Op6 again Barney!
RD
RD

[HavasuBarney]

Reality is a bitch.....
I did bring a little hole shot prop to play with the jets, with my bigger wheel, I topped out at 96mph on Saturday, if that makes me runner-up to wrightnow's beautiful California Performance with that big blower, I could not find a prettier boat to chase!!!
I am still honored.
Wrightnow, be sure to set up for some chop on Havasu. It's possible to avoid most of it by launching in Topoc, but to run the whole lake, chop is inevitable!
Let me know when, I'll be happy to join ya!
Can you run pump gas?

[RiverDave]

In one of the other topics somebody put a post up that said
FISHING'S FUN
it was a link to a video. I finally got quicktime and I really want to see it! Does anyone know where this is???? Or if you can could you e-mail it to me!!
RD

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by RiverDave:
I finally got quicktime and I really want to see it! Does anyone know where this is???? Or if you can could you e-mail it to me!!
RD
Is this it?
Fishin' Fun (http://www.screamandfly.com/screamandflymagazine/images/Videos/Air%20Talon2.mov)
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[RiverDave]

That'll get your undivided attention!! I amazed the guy didn't get thrown from the boat when he landed. I'm also surprised the outboard stayed on the back.
RD

[wrightnow]

HavasuBarney I need AV gas if I want to run hard, something to do with 13.5 to 1 compression. What my concern is, not what kind of gas can I get, but how far apart are the stations. You know jets suck (water and gas).
Oh yeh it not blown, just your every day family ski boat.
My wife want an open bow, enclosed motor, swim steps and this is how it turned out. So I have been trying to name the boat 'let her bitch' but she not real happy with it.
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