Why is it

[Blown 472]

that chicks want you to wash your hands after you take a piss but have no problem taking the choad in their mouths??

[OutCole'd]

that chicks want you to wash your hands after you take a piss but have no problem taking the choad in their mouths??
LMAO!! :D

[switchin'addiction]

that chicks want you to wash your hands after you take a piss but have no problem taking the choad in their mouths??
LMAO....good quesiton.

[Tom Brown]

It's not like you're going to stick your finger in their mouth. They want you to have clean hands so you're ready to finger fuk them on a moment's notice. Like men, sexual hygene is all women care about.

[Brady Bunch]

that chicks want you to wash your hands after you take a piss but have no problem taking the choad in their mouths??
:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Freak]

Unfortunatly mine has a problem with a choad in her mouth. --- Not gonna happen.

[spectratoad]

Unfortunatly mine has a problem with a choad in her mouth. --- Not gonna happen.
We should start a poll

[78Eliminator]

And why is it they they get so angry if there is a drop of piss on the toilet seat, yet later that day they are calling you "daddy" and begging you to piss in their mouth?

[MsDrmr]

because it's the right thing to do. I wash my hands when I do a hand job too, it's different.....

[Blown 472]

because it's the right thing to do. I wash my hands when I do a hand job too, it's different.....
Do you wear a rubber glove and say "Brad this isn't working"??

[Essex502]

I would bet my "choad" as you call it is cleaner than my hands!

[switchin'addiction]

And why is it they they get so angry if there is a drop of piss on the toilet seat, yet later that day they are calling you "daddy" and begging you to piss in their mouth?
That one caused me to spit Mt. Dew all over my screen. LMAO, that was great!

[HCS]

Probably because most people don't rub their choad on the toilet seat. :rolleyes:

[Blown 472]

And why is it they they get so angry if there is a drop of piss on the toilet seat, yet later that day they are calling you "daddy" and begging you to piss in their mouth?
LMFAO :cool: :cool:
I had to take a piss test for work and was at the bar telling my buddy about it and there is this chick that we know, well I told my buddy that I pissed all over the nurse and this chick said that the thought of that turned her on and she would watch something like that.

[78Eliminator]

I like a woman who will wear a big cheesy seasonal sweater in the winter that has a sewn in picture of a christmas tree, with a catchy phrase on it like "Tis the season". This is the same type of woman who will make you wear a diaper and play "change the baby" with you.

[BarryMac]

that chicks want you to wash your hands after you take a piss but have no problem taking the choad in their mouths??
Dude, you are one twisted mother, LMAO...

[topless]

that chicks want you to wash your hands after you take a piss but have no problem taking the choad in their mouths??
Do you piss on your hands?

[Blown 472]

I like a woman who will wear a big cheesy seasonal sweater in the winter that has a sewn in picture of a christmas tree, with a catchy phrase on it like "Tis the season". This is the same type of woman who will make you wear a diaper and play "change the baby" with you.
Mamma? LMAO.
Speaking from experiance are you?

[OutCole'd]

I like a woman who will wear a big cheesy seasonal sweater in the winter that has a sewn in picture of a christmas tree, with a catchy phrase on it like "Tis the season". This is the same type of woman who will make you wear a diaper and play "change the baby" with you.
That's some funny shit.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Dude, you are one twisted mother, LMAO...
Ya think. :2purples: :2purples: :2purples: :eek:

[switchin'addiction]

78', it sounds like you have had some interesting(?) women in your day. :idea: :D

[BarryMac]

that chicks want you to wash your hands after you take a piss but have no problem taking the choad in their mouths??
Dude, you should tell your girl too rinse her mouth out with scope first, you don't wanna put your schwanson in her dirty mouth...

[Desert Rat]

I have to give you some green for this thread. Damn this is some funny Sh!t
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/iconsex-fellate.gif

[IN2-IN2MX]

You boys are sickkkkkkkk! :D
And to answer your question...sometimes we feel like being dirty (swallow) but when we're not in horny-mode we don't want filthy germs on us. Why can't you just wash your damn hands? :confused: :D :D

[HCS]

Wouldn't hurt to wash your cock once in a while either.

[Jbb]

Do you piss on your hands?
lol....classic!

[BarryMac]

Wouldn't hurt to wash your cock once in a while either.
That is some funny shit HCS, laughing out loud, people are looking at me like i'm crazy...

[BarryMac]

Do you piss on your hands?
I have heard that if you do makes your hands tougher...

[topless]

I have heard that if you do makes your hands tougher...
Ask Blown. :jawdrop:

[HCS]

Ask Blown. :jawdrop:
He seems to have bailed on his own thread. He must be in the head.

[topless]

He seems to have bailed on his own thread. He must be in the head.
Trying to toughen up his hands. :jawdrop:

[switchin'addiction]

Wouldn't hurt to wash your cock once in a while either.
LMFAO. Oh f*&k this just gets better & better. One of my employees thinks I've lost my mind the way she keeps looking in here.

[HammerDown]

It is amazing what women will put in their mouth...after where it's been! :squiggle:
And I say to that...good girl.

[chub]

Rich girls, fine wine, I lost my sense I lost control I lost my mind Yeah!!!!!

[Blown 472]

Trying to toughen up his hands. :jawdrop:
Had to go to work, I wouldn't do that to you baby you told me you like the hand that I keep the glove on full of vasoline.

[HCS]

Rich girls, fine wine, I lost my sense I lost control I lost my mind Yeah!!!!!
That goes what back.
Fast cars, rich girls, white wine, I lost my sence, you blow my mind!!

[HCS]

Anyone ever put their dick where there mouth is?

[HCS]

WTF! huh?

[Blown 472]

Anyone ever put their dick where there mouth is?
are you drinking? cuz I am

[Kilrtoy]

are you drinking? cuz I am
You always are :rolleyes:

[Blown 472]

You always are :rolleyes:
Period, ever heard of it................