Post what you know about ROZ

[Tom Brown]

Let's pool our ROZ knowledge and see if we can figure the man out. :idea:
I heard from the guy who trims my barber's nose hair that ROZ was left completely deaf by a power drill accident that happened at a young age but manages to fake his way through life by nodding agreeably when people gesticulate at him.

[BOBALOO]

gesticulate
That word is too close to testicle, ..........only you Brown.

[Havasu Hangin']

I heard that he is a decorated WW2 veteran who was badly injured in a freak latrine accident. Only through the miracle of field surgery were they able to save his left testicle.
However, his remaining testicle became so ultra-sensitive, that he has been able to correctly guess the winner of American Idol three years in a row.

[Kim Hanson]

Who the hell is ROZ :p .........( . )( . ).........Does he have a magazine? :D

[OutCole'd]

I heard he is the only person that is able to kick Keith Sayre's ass.
Even the Pope thinks ROZ is cool.

[OutCole'd]

My cousin's friend told someone else ROZ taught Ron Jeremy everything he knows.

[ROZ]

I heard that he is a decorated WW2 veteran who was badly injured in a freak latrine accident. Only through the miracle of field surgery were they able to save his left testicle.
However, his remaining testicle became so ultra-sensitive, that he has been able to correctly guess the winner of American Idol three years in a row.
I'd tell ya who this next winner is, but Vegas odds makers would kill me :cool:

[Tom Brown]

The guy who uncaps tightly lidded jars for me mentioned that he once saw ROZ drink a 44oz slurpee in one breath on a 120*F day.

[Tom Brown]

During my last physical, just before the doctor shoved his finger up my ass, he mentioned he saw ROZ drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics. ...... his hair was perfect. :idea:
AaaaoooOOooowwwwww! :D

[Quality Time]

He's the guy who directed me to Speaker Works who did an excellent job on my boat. Thanks ROZ :)

[Tom Brown]

Speaker Works? :idea:
Weren't they contracted to built the PA stacks used at a 1979 Who concert in which eleven were crushed to death?
Favor? .... time will tell... :idea:

[TrojanDan]

I read in Roz's autobiography, "The Joy of Masturbation", that he bedded over 20,000 women in his audio installing days.

[Tom Brown]

The other day my bail bondsman mentioned he saw ROZ take on violent group of Hells Angels with nothing more than a Spandau Ballet CD and a positive attitude.

[Steamin' Rice]

I have heard of "roz", emailed him, and even spoken to him on the phone, but I have never seen "roz" in person.. Also, most pictures of "roz" are fuzzy.. much like bigfoot...

[JB in so cal]

ROZ is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

[Jordy]

ROZ is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
you left off the "surrounded by speculation" part. ;)

[rivercrazy]

Roz - the guy that surgically installed lots of wire and amplifers into himself. Now everytime he bends over, he farts 150db's....:D

[sorry dog]

I heard he has a boat...
...a little one...but that's better than some.

[Tom Brown]

I heard ROZ doesn't eat meat on Fridays. ... not because of some orthodox religious views .... but because Friday is Double Bubble day and it just wouldn't taste right when combined.