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sorry dog
04-15-2006, 01:16 PM
...about $75- $125 in my area for you basic economy job.
Parker Dreamin
04-15-2006, 01:40 PM
wow
phebus
04-15-2006, 01:43 PM
I'm married, so it's hard to put a price to them, but I can guarntee you, they are very expensive :lightsabe
4-B
04-15-2006, 01:50 PM
I'm with Phebus... very expensive for me too. :220v:
Kachina26
04-15-2006, 02:17 PM
...about $75- $125 in my area for you basic economy job.
15-20 for your run of the mil crack ho.
Phat Matt
04-15-2006, 02:45 PM
You married guys know what they are? Hell, I don't know what they are. :)
I am going to get my ass kicked when she sees this. :jawdrop:
:D
cc322
04-15-2006, 02:54 PM
You married guys know what they are? Hell, I don't know what they are. :)
I am going to get my ass kicked when she sees this. :jawdrop:
:D
Hell that was part of my vows :)
schiada96
04-15-2006, 03:04 PM
I just gave new tennis shoes for one!!
Say10
04-15-2006, 03:33 PM
We will see what two or three per month cost when the credit card bill comes.. :cry:
SHIFTY
04-15-2006, 03:55 PM
I USUALLY JUST GIVE CALE A 12er OF NEWCASTLE...
LUVNLIFE
04-15-2006, 04:02 PM
You got that right, I let Shifty blow me for a twelver. I should get a case of NewC seeing how he likes smoking my pole so much :hammer2: :D
ovrkll77
04-15-2006, 04:03 PM
The place on manchester charges a $50 entry, and $100 for a full service tune up :D
SHIFTY
04-15-2006, 04:05 PM
You got that right, I let Shifty blow me for a twelver. I should get a case of NewC seeing how he likes smoking my pole so much :hammer2: :D
CALE, I'm GONNA KILL YOU. :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
SO WTF, YOU GOIN TO FC5 OR WHAT?
MAINEVENT
04-15-2006, 04:08 PM
just a protein shake after she's done ......... :crossx:
Mrs.Racer277
04-15-2006, 04:09 PM
You got that right, I let Shifty blow me for a twelver. I should get a case of NewC seeing how he likes smoking my pole so much :hammer2: :D
OMG
Sorry Shifty but that right there is funny :p
LUVNLIFE
04-15-2006, 04:17 PM
CALE, I'm GONNA KILL YOU. :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
SO WTF, YOU GOIN TO FC5 OR WHAT?
I sold the 19' Daytona and the 27' is a little big for that stretch of the river so I think not. Would be a good time though.
SHIFTY
04-15-2006, 04:35 PM
Dia, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN I TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE IN THE BOAT? CAN YOU SAY, INVOLUNTARY SKI? :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
LUVNSTRIFE, IS THAT STRETCH OF RIVER TOO SMALL, OR TOO SHALLOW?
LUVNLIFE
04-15-2006, 04:49 PM
Way too shallow, it's a freeboard challenged thing :rollside:
BTW when are you coming by to pull a few off the kegerator :)
SHIFTY
04-15-2006, 05:11 PM
TOMORROW. :)
LUVNLIFE
04-15-2006, 05:40 PM
Give me a call. I'm home all day :cool:
SHIFTY
04-15-2006, 05:41 PM
I'm home all day :cool:
WELL I'm OUT THEN.
Brooski
04-15-2006, 05:43 PM
Look at that, Cale is gonna get one tomorrow just because of this thread :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
LUVNLIFE
04-15-2006, 05:44 PM
WELL I'm OUT THEN.
C-mon my lawn needs to be cut :)
LUVNLIFE
04-15-2006, 05:45 PM
Look at that, Cale is gonna get one tomorrow just because of this thread :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
That's funny. Everyday is a good day for it :cool:
MagicMtnDan
04-15-2006, 05:55 PM
These offer a one-time price except for batteries :D
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A0S548.01-A11AOKE36B5ZKS._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
MBlaster
04-15-2006, 06:27 PM
You married guys know what they are? Hell, I don't know what they are. :)
I am going to get my ass kicked when she sees this. :jawdrop:
:D
Reminds me of a joke...
Goom is in the back of the church with the fellas having shooters and tells the guys he just got the best head of his life and he's gonna marry the woman that gave it to him.
Bride is in the room with the bridesmaids looking all smiles. Maid of honor asks why shes so giddy. Bride replys, " I just gave my last blowjob".
YeLLowBoaT
04-15-2006, 06:29 PM
These offer a one-time price except for batteries :D
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A0S548.01-A11AOKE36B5ZKS._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
LOL
Its a vibrator for guys.... :)
wsuwrhr
04-15-2006, 06:31 PM
I'm married, so it's hard to put a price to them, but I can guarntee you, they are very expensive :lightsabe
costs me a flat rate of about $2500. month.
expensive
Brian
ROZ
04-15-2006, 07:39 PM
...about $75- $125 in my area for you basic economy job.Cheaper than marriage :D
No Name
04-15-2006, 07:44 PM
Not sure what the breakdown would be per BJ form my girlfriend but I’m sure a hooker would be cheaper. :)
NUTHIN
04-15-2006, 07:52 PM
IM MARRIED AND IT SEEMS THAT THE BEDROOM GOT REDECORATED, NEW LIVINGROOM SET, NEW TAHOE, HER OWN BOAT.... WHAT THE HELL... 50 BUCKS :mad: ....... MUST BE NICE....
Wake Havasu
04-15-2006, 10:24 PM
22 years of marriage.
2.5 million USD.
Charley
04-15-2006, 11:10 PM
blowjob means you sell cocaine right?
Fast Freddy
04-16-2006, 06:37 AM
spit or swallow, lol
i was at the boat races last year and the girl selling the beer was wearing a shirt that said 'nice girls swallow'. needless to say her tip jar was filled to the top.
Mrs.Racer277
04-16-2006, 06:48 AM
Hubby would be more then happy to pay the $50-100. He says his last BJ cost him a new car. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p
BTW I love my new car. :)
cxr133
04-16-2006, 09:35 AM
I USUALLY JUST GIVE CALE A 12er OF NEWCASTLE...
probably went something like this after:
A guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey, which he proceeds to down, one after the other.
Bartender says, "What's the occasion, buddy?"
To which the fella replies, "My first blowjob."
The bartender says, "Well congratulations, let me buy you a shot, too."
The patron's answer, "If the first 10 didn't get the taste out of my mouth, another one's not going to help."