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HighRoller
11-13-2004, 03:01 PM
I'm in the mood to cause some turmoil at work, and I figured since I might be leaving soon I need to "repay" some of the A-holes at my work for...well, for being A-holes. So let's have all of your best and most clever practical joke ideas for offices, cars, work vehicles and pissing people off in general. Also, is there anything you can put in a gas tank that will create a huge smoke cloud without damaging the engine? One of the dispatchers parks his piece of crap in the drivers' lot so nobody will see how big a POS he drives. I thought I'd let him know how much we "appreciate" him :devil: I hope the fockers in the office enjoy the ex-lax brownies that will be delivered next week by one of my fiance's hottie friends :devil: :devil: :D

mickeyfinn
11-13-2004, 04:14 PM
Sneak out and add about 2 gallons of gas to his car everyday for a couple of weeks. He will start thinking he is getting awesome gas mileage. Then after a couple of weeks go start siphoning about 3 gallons/day out. :D

Infomaniac
11-13-2004, 04:17 PM
Buy him a brand new locking gas cap.
You keep the key.

Infomaniac
11-13-2004, 04:19 PM
Does he hunt and peck the keyboard? Pry the M and N keys off and switch them. Put some fancy auto correct words in his spell check.

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-13-2004, 04:19 PM
send him a big bouquet of flowers and some candy from another ass of a co worker (same sex) and watch them when they pass each other through the office. :D

Infomaniac
11-13-2004, 04:21 PM
Transmission fluid smokes white big time. 1/2 quart in the tank will not hurt anything. As long as ther is more than 1 gal of gas in the tank.

hoolign
11-13-2004, 04:22 PM
www.computerpranks.com

MsDrmr
11-13-2004, 04:25 PM
send him a big bouquet of flowers and some candy from another ass of a co worker (same sex) and watch them when they pass each other through the office. :D
thats funny :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-13-2004, 04:35 PM
can you imagine how uncomfy someone would be if they were straight and married and all.. I thought it was funny.. LOL!! :shift:

MsDrmr
11-13-2004, 04:38 PM
can you imagine how uncomfy someone would be if they were straight and married and all.. I thought it was funny.. LOL!! :shift:
me to, sad thing is, some people are so uncomfortable with gays, I can see the potential for someone getting hurt...then it would'nt be funny anymore :(

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-13-2004, 04:40 PM
me to, sad thing is, some people are so uncomfortable with gays, I can see the potential for someone getting hurt...then it would'nt be funny anymore :(
thats true. I don't see what the big deal is about being gay. But thats just me. we work and know alot and I don't trat them any different because to me they are not. but thats me. :)

Devilman
11-13-2004, 04:40 PM
Sheeyit man, whaddya want to do first and how bad do you want it to be? If your looking for some harmless fun, get a big, long plastic zip tie( we call them tie-raps down here) and tie it around the driveshaft, leaving the excess to slap the underside of the vehicle as they move down the road. The faster they go, the more violent it sounds without causing any damage. If they have any kind of hubcaps, pop 'em off and put some rocks inside. Again, makes a terrible racket without causing any damage. Sounds like all hell though! If ya really want to be dick, neversieze 'em!. Get the good stuff, the silver antisieze agent and dab a little anywhere you might think they might touch. If you've ever messed with it, you know how that shit spreads and how hard it is to get rid of!! Under the door handle, key hole, you get the idea. There's no limit to how far you can go with that stuff. Trust me, I've been on both ends of it. Shit man, now you got me feeling evil! :devil: :devil:

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-13-2004, 04:42 PM
LMAO!! we did that to a guy but it was a small cow bell on the back undercarriage if the car so he couldn't see it .. just hear it.. :wink:

Infomaniac
11-13-2004, 04:43 PM
Yep the cable tie on the driveshaft works great.
I like to hammer two very large wheel weights to the inside of a front wheel.

Devilman
11-13-2004, 04:47 PM
That's what I mean! Some of the stuff is harmless. Hell, that rock in the hubcap thing I did to some good friends of mine. You know, let 'em take off, giggle some on the side, and then help 'em out. Dammit. Good times!!
If you really don't care about them or don't like them, then there ain't no limits!

Devilman
11-13-2004, 04:51 PM
As far as vehicles go, it just depends what your talking about too. Most of the ones I'd be f uckin with are older, hence, greater access. :crossx: If you wanna get more personal, well, I got to think a bit! :crossx:

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-13-2004, 04:53 PM
crazy glue all his stuff to his desk. :smile:

switchin'addiction
11-14-2004, 07:34 AM
I'd like to see this one keep going. Some funny sheet here! :D

ahhell
11-14-2004, 07:42 AM
a quart of dirty oil and a handfull of nuts and bolts under the car may get someones attention with no harm
on a newwer car, loosen the gas cap and the check engine light will come on,after a while.....those are harmless
marbles in the gas tank can get expensive or annoying :supp:

Cas
11-14-2004, 07:45 AM
crazy glue all his stuff to his desk. :smile:
and krazy glue a penny over the key hole on the door to his car. If by chance you can get into the car, limberger cheese in the heater...creates quite the smell.
As far as the flowers go, if he's married, send them to his house that way they can be from a woman at work.

spectratoad
11-14-2004, 07:50 AM
As far as the flowers go, if he's married, send them to his house that way they can be from a woman at work.
Steve Ihope you don't have my address..... :jawdrop:

Cas
11-14-2004, 07:53 AM
Steve Ihope you don't have my address..... :jawdrop:
don't worry Todd, I wouldn't send them to you, You're wife is a differnet story though :D

core attitude
11-14-2004, 07:55 AM
I've never done it but I've always wanted to try expanding foam in the exhaust pipe. Just make sure it has time to expand and cure or maybe do it while the motor is still warm.
Pete

Froggystyle
11-14-2004, 10:42 AM
Anti seize one is good... My fav quote on anti seize is that "Strange pussy is like anti-seize... you only want a little in the beginning, but pretty soon it's everywhere and you can't get rid of it!"
My all time favorite prank is to grab a polish breath mint (Urinal cake) and hide it somewhere INSIDE the car. And I mean, really hide it. Like IN a seat, or the one I did was in a speakerbox.
Nothing says lovin like every single person who ever gets in your car again commenting that it "smells like a bathroom in your car"
LMAO even thinking about it!
:D

switchin'addiction
11-14-2004, 11:02 AM
My all time favorite prank is to grab a polish breath mint (Urinal cake) and hide it somewhere INSIDE the car. And I mean, really hide it. Like IN a seat, or the one I did was in a speakerbox.
Nothing says lovin like every single person who ever gets in your car again commenting that it "smells like a bathroom in your car"
LMAO even thinking about it!
:D
LMAO...that is a good one. I know just the dickhead, er I mean friend I am going to pull that one on.

RiverToysJas
11-14-2004, 11:07 AM
Put dog crap all over his front porch step, and then light the house on fire! ;)
RTJas :D

Misogynist
11-14-2004, 11:37 AM
How malicious do you want to get?... Rather do a mind - f--k than real damage? Just buy a cheap funnel... take off his gas cap... place the funnel in the tank... then spread sugar on the ground under the funnel and leave a half empty bag sitting there... He will think it has gone into his tank and will freak out. He'll probably have the car towed to the dealer to have the tank drained.. :crossx: The anti sieze on the inside of chrome door handles works too. I used to put roofing mastic ( black sticky tar ) on gas pedals and brake pedals... and don't forget the parking brake pedal.. That shiz will spread like wildfire... and he won't know where it is coming from.. Anything black like radio knobs and buttons.. Gear shift levers... you get the idea.. NO matter where he cleans.. it keeps coming back. The big tie wrap on the drive shaft is diabolical... :crossx: Another one you can do... but this one can be tricky.. Get a rubber stamp company to put his name and address on a rubber stamp. Then start stamping and mailing all the free information offers you can find in magazines. You can also put it on subscription cards. Get him a couple of free issues of "Jugs" magazine. Send his name to "Nambla" for information.. :crossx: The possibilities are endless.......... :220v:

switchin'addiction
11-14-2004, 11:42 AM
Get a rubber stamp company to put his name and address on a rubber stamp. Then start stamping and mailing all the free information offers you can find in magazines. You can also put it on subscription cards. Get him a couple of free issues of "Jugs" magazine. Send his name to "Nambla" for information.. :crossx: The possibilities are endless.......... :220v:
Same principle if you can get their email address & mailing address. Go to every gay pornsite you can find & sign em' up. Did that to an EX friend & let me tell you he was fighting mad!! It was great. :D :D

Misogynist
11-14-2004, 11:46 AM
Same principle if you can get their email address & mailing address. Go to every gay pornsite you can find & sign em' up. Did that to an EX friend & let me tell you he was fighting mad!! It was great. :D :D
The best part is after a few months... he will be getting about 3 bags of junk mail a day. Along inside of those three bags of mail will be his important mail. So he'll have to dig through tons of crap just to get the important stuff....... :crossx:

switchin'addiction
11-14-2004, 11:47 AM
The best part is after a few months... he will be getting about 3 bags of junk mail a day. Along inside of those three bags of mail will be his important mail. So he'll have to dig through tons of crap just to get the important stuff....... :crossx:
Exactly...isn't it fun being a little evil to pricks that deserve it! :devil:

Misogynist
11-14-2004, 11:57 AM
Exactly...isn't it fun being a little evil to pricks that deserve it! :devil:
Absolutely!......... it's free and painless...... :devil:

beyondhelpin
11-14-2004, 12:03 PM
Go to the toilet and lift up the ass lid. Put a package of ketchup and or mustard under the lid. Seen this happen about 6 months ago. The victim gets his junk coated in red and or yellow. Just make sure you aim the packages in the right direction. I am sitting here with a shit eatting grin as I am typing this! :devil:
The tye wrap on the drive shaft works great!

rrrr
11-14-2004, 12:04 PM
A couple of months ago I came to the office on a Sunday and found all of the stuff on my desk thrown on the floor. Uh, it was pretty obvious that someone had been banged on my desk, and I knew just who did it-my brother.
Since he keeps his nice Bourget chopper in the warehouse, I figured a condom and a hot glue gun would make for a good joke. He freaked out when he saw the rubber sitting on that nice leather seat. :D :D
OBTW, this is the same bike that developed a huge oil leak the day after he bought it, courtesy of me. I just poured a few ounces on the floor under the motor. It was fng hilarious, my cell phone rings.... "Dude, were you riding my bike?" "Uh, no, why is something wrong?"
:D :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/109seat2.JPG

switchin'addiction
11-14-2004, 12:14 PM
A couple of months ago I came to the office on a Sunday and found all of the stuff on my desk thrown on the floor. Uh, it was pretty obvious that someone had been banged on my desk, and I knew just who did it-my brother.
Since he keeps his nice Bourget chopper in the warehouse, I figured a condom and a hot glue gun would make for a good joke. He freaked out when he saw the rubber sitting on that nice leather seat. :D :D
:D :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/109seat2.JPG
LMAO....that's great. Now you know everytime he sits on that seat the image of that "used" condom is going to flash through his mind. Great idea!!

ludicrous1
11-14-2004, 12:22 PM
undefined Try this: get a small container of talc, and use it in the hand dryer in the bathroom. Do a little homework first, and see when the victim usually goes. Just before, go to the dryer, turn up the nozzle, pour the whole thing in. Pack it in good, turn the nozzle over, and wipe the evidence. If they do wash their hands, drying will be a new experience. I did this, and when the door opened, it looked like the bathroom was on fire! talc everywhere, and the guys whole front was white...looked like the pilsbury dough boy come to life. :devil:

BADBLOWN572
11-15-2004, 12:07 AM
I have done my fair share of pranks over the past couple of years.
1) Buy a pound of squid, put it in a paper bag, and throw it under the back seat of their cars. Stinks like crazy after a day or so.
2) Zip tie their drive shaft of their car.
3) Epoxy puddy a pie tin with marbles to the underside of their car.
4) Fill AC vents in car with baby powder and turn AC on to high. When turn on ignition, POOF.
5) Put Powdered sugar on a mirror then stash it in their desk/locker. :220v:. Then call in an anonymous tip that he is dealing drugs at work. Always gets their attention.
I have a ton that I have done over the years, but those are some of the more comical non destructive ones that I have done.

Forkin' Crazy
11-15-2004, 12:34 AM
I used clear packing tape and taped the door key holes up with several layors, then vasoline.
Sardines on the exhaust manifold.
Liquid air freshener, the strong cherry oil stuff that stinks like a french ***** house. Pour it in the cowl (right in front of the windshield) where the A/C/heater takes in fresh air! :crossx:
I like your other ideas...and am keeping notes! :)

Forkin' Crazy
11-15-2004, 12:38 AM
Censorship... we can't even say w.h.o.r.e??? WTF, next think you know they won't let you type ass or damn.... :supp:

HighRoller
11-15-2004, 02:00 AM
Okay, I have about a week left to pull all of this off so here's part one:
Anti-Seize/Axle grease door handles
Zip tie drive shaft
ATF in gas tank(should work nicely with the zip tie!)
Also, the office boys should not be left out either. I have no love for any of those pricks so I don't care if they get mad! I thought about strategically placed stinkbombs where they would get easily broken. Still working on that. I have brief access to their chairs and computers so I need ideas for them. The coup de gras will be the ex-lax laced brownies. I don't know if I'm evil enough to do it but I really want to! They all eat like pigs so if anyone has some good food pranks let me know!

Devilman
11-15-2004, 05:16 AM
Those are some of my all-time favorites. The zip-tie is quick and easy. The anti-sieze is the one I would hate the worst, being done to me. That stuff spreads like crazy and is aggravating as hell. Before long, it'll have gone from his keyhole to his keys, inside his pocket... you get the idea. I'm kinda stumped on the food pranks though. The brownie idea is great though. Drop them off early in a community area where you know they would find them. The best part is nobody would have clue who even brought them in the first place!! :idea:

Infomaniac
11-15-2004, 06:28 AM
Make sure you hide all of the toilet paper after they start eating the brownies.

switchin'addiction
11-15-2004, 06:46 AM
Make sure you hide all of the toilet paper after they start eating the brownies.
That right there is funny, er I mean evil.

ahhell
11-15-2004, 06:51 AM
if you can get a large syringe and a needle, inject the foam seat cushions with warm water... alot of water...not seen until they stand up
desk drawers full of packing peanuts sucks...overhead cabinets with them are better

monkey rage frank
11-15-2004, 07:27 AM
If your really mad. You could upper deck them? This is how you do it. If you have a regular toilet with the fill bowl at the back,remove the top lid,empty the water, and snap off the best turd of the day when you fill the water back up the turd will stay in the bowl mostley at the bottom. It will smell very very bad. Most people will tear the floor up before they realize where the smell is coming from. It works awesome.

thom
11-15-2004, 07:40 AM
dump baby powder down the vents in his car.. When he turns on the heater or ac .. you got him.. did this to my college room mate .. that thing was shooting babypowder for months...
or the old plastic wrap on the toilet... under the seat.. this is always good if they dont catch it

Huckleberry
11-15-2004, 08:50 AM
Print these babies out on photo paper and put them over their license plate. They look very real. They work best if they have a license plate frame to hold them in place. I've had a few co-workers who did not notice them on their cars for over a week. They never knew why those "fellas" kept honking at them, and the horny dudes were waving at their wives!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69Sprmetr_1_-med.bmp
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69cumgzlr_1_-med.bmp
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69cokmstr_2_-med.bmp

rrrr
11-15-2004, 08:52 AM
Print these babies out on photo paper and put them over their license plate. They look very real. They work best if they have a license plate frame to hold them in place. I've had a few co-workers who did not notice them on their cars for over a week. They never knew why those "fellas" kept honking at them, and the horny dudes were waving at their wives!!!
LMFAO..... that is some funny chit. :hammerhea :D :D :D

OGShocker
11-15-2004, 08:56 AM
Vaseline on the earpiece of thier telephone. They will walk around with that crap coming out of thier ear until someone tells them about it. :crossx:

switchin'addiction
11-15-2004, 08:58 AM
Funny sheet there Huckleberry! :D

Huckleberry
11-15-2004, 09:46 AM
Funny sheet there Huckleberry! :D
If anyone wants the files send me a PM with your email address.

switchin'addiction
11-15-2004, 10:37 AM
Why not leave a few of these laying around the office on your last day, and get a good laugh:
FAKE WINNING LOTTERY TICKET PRANKS
These authentic looking prank lottery tickets reveal a winner every time! $10,000 or $ 20,000 to every sucker who you give them to. To make matters worse, they are insulted when they read the fine print on the back! These are perfect for soon to be ex co-workers. They look just like the real thing! http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/157916/fullsize/lottery_tickets.jpg

lghtnin33
11-15-2004, 10:54 AM
Try a little or (a lot) of catfish stink bait on the exhaust manifold or catalytic converter, if you have a little time you can take a piece of wire and wire his horn to the headlights, or a little water and miracle whip in a condom stretched around the door handles.

GHTRIM
11-15-2004, 11:10 AM
This is a good one if you know the victim's address :) . You call a landscape supply company and order up about 5 yards of ordinary "fill" material. Now, you can do this two ways. #1. go in a pay cash (fill is very inexpensive and it is usually worth the cost) tell them you want the material deliverd and to drop it in your driveway while you are at work. #2 Or call it in and put it on your bank / credit card. Less loose ends with cash. He will get home to a large pile of dirt in his driveway and won't be able to park. The best part is watching them remove all of the dirt (actual cost about under $100.00 / Their reaction PRICELESS :skull: :) :) :messedup:

topless
11-15-2004, 11:46 AM
Why not leave a few of these laying around the office on your last day, and get a good laugh:
FAKE WINNING LOTTERY TICKET PRANKS
These authentic looking prank lottery tickets reveal a winner every time! $10,000 or $ 20,000 to every sucker who you give them to. To make matters worse, they are insulted when they read the fine print on the back! These are perfect for soon to be ex co-workers. They look just like the real thing! http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/157916/fullsize/lottery_tickets.jpg
This is great. I've never seen them though. :notam:

Desert Rat
11-15-2004, 11:55 AM
Print these babies out on photo paper and put them over their license plate. They look very real. They work best if they have a license plate frame to hold them in place. I've had a few co-workers who did not notice them on their cars for over a week. They never knew why those "fellas" kept honking at them, and the horny dudes were waving at their wives!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69Sprmetr_1_-med.bmp
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69cumgzlr_1_-med.bmp
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69cokmstr_2_-med.bmp
This here is great! I worked with two guys that carpooled about 100 miles a day through the SF bay area. The one guy had one of those plate frames that said John and Nancy forever with the heart. I had one remade that looked the same but said John and Jack forever. He had that frame on for almost a year before he found it. When he found it he said it answered a lot the questions he had about dudes laughing or winking etc

GHTRIM
11-15-2004, 12:02 PM
Desert Rat, That is some funny S**t, I'll be smiling a long time thinking of that one.

switchin'addiction
11-15-2004, 12:10 PM
This is great. I've never seen them though. :notam:
I've bought some at local gag gift shops, but you can get them online (http://www.lottery-tickets.net/) also.

91nordic29
11-15-2004, 01:57 PM
i didnt take the time to read the whole thread so i hope i am not repeating: i filled my medicine cabinet in the bathroom with gumballs during a halloween party once. someone actually opened it! how embarrasing for them. :cool:

Froggystyle
11-15-2004, 03:31 PM
The popcorn in the desk drawer reminded me of another one.
Put about half a trash bag full of styrofoam popcorn into his car and crack the window open. Then run a leaf blower through the crack. The kinetic energy of the air blowing those things around for a couple seconds creates so much static electricity that you absolutely cannot get them out of the car. You can pull it a foot away and try to put it in a bag and it will pop right back into the car. Your hair stands up from a couple of feet away. Too damn funny. You basically have to take every single piece out by hand.

switchin'addiction
11-15-2004, 03:34 PM
The popcorn in the desk drawer reminded me of another one.
Put about half a trash bag full of styrofoam popcorn into his car and crack the window open. Then run a leaf blower through the crack. The kinetic energy of the air blowing those things around for a couple seconds creates so much static electricity that you absolutely cannot get them out of the car. You can pull it a foot away and try to put it in a bag and it will pop right back into the car. Your hair stands up from a couple of feet away. Too damn funny. You basically have to take every single piece out by hand.
Boy I bet that one could really piss someone off!

rrrr
11-15-2004, 03:57 PM
Boy I bet that one could really piss someone off!
No chit, does anyone else think Satan invented those d*mn things? :D

repo man
11-15-2004, 04:14 PM
go to home depo and get some wet backs and some shovels and have them tear his roof off and put it in his drive way. then don't pick them up they wont leave until he pays them. :devil:

Misogynist
11-15-2004, 04:19 PM
go to home depo and get some wet backs and some shovels and have them tear his roof off and put it in his drive way. then don't pick them up they wont leave until he pays them. :devil:
That's too mean to the illegals that just worked their asses off..... :hammer2:

Liberator TJ1984
11-15-2004, 04:23 PM
1. Run speaker wire from a spark plug to inside the car under the driver seat...zappo !! fried corn hole :D
2. Works better in summer...shake coffee creamer all over toilet seat, when ol' sweaty cheeks sits down it will paste his ass to the seat and remove some hair...
3. Take 2 metal trashcans and put them across his driveway from each other...run heavy fishing string from one to the other..as he hits the string the cans will bash in the sides of his car/truck...
4. Take a sardine and drop it down a dash vent...
5. take some "catfish stink bait" pour it in the fresh air vents between the hood and window

Devilman
11-15-2004, 04:29 PM
The question that's on my mind is whether High Roller has a) done anything yet? and b) if or when is he gonna post any results? I mean, all these, uh, suggestions and no results?! :squiggle:

DEEZ NUTTS
11-15-2004, 07:06 PM
Tape a stink bomb to the back of his clutch or throttle pedal. The clutch works right away. The throttle might hit nicely while going for a pass on the freeway.

Sportin' Wood
11-15-2004, 07:42 PM
go to home depo and get some wet backs and some shovels and have them tear his roof off and put it in his drive way. then don't pick them up they wont leave until he pays them. :devil:
Damn, Toss up between this one and crapping in the toilet tank :devil:
Have you ever mixed brake fluid and a pool tablet together? You would be amazed what household items can produce :devil: :devil:
BTW Go outside if you do this.
Caution tape, The whole roll.. tied to the bumper and tucked under so he can get down the road before it falls out. Buddy got a ticket for our fun with him.
Take out his drive shaft. zip ties are great but this is better.( don't give it back)
Day laborers will do almost anything for cash the possibilties are endless.
Heres a few sledge hammers now break this driveway out because we are gonna pour a new one.... Ummmm. never!
Heres a saw get rid of this tree...
Put a lock on his water meter or gas meter.
Take care of his lawn by writing something with lots of fetalizer, hell the office needs a few choice words written in its lawn right?
Or... just order pizza for the whole office on your last day and leave with a smile on your face :devil:

flatnfast
11-15-2004, 07:49 PM
Tape A 3/4 Washer to the rear of the driveshaft,vibrates and drives them crazy, this along with some added wheel weights to the backside of the rim, they will go nuts