How f uckin lazy is this?

[topless]

My daughter calls me from her bedroom on cell phone and I'm in the living room!!!!!!

[Misogynist]

Roflmao............... sounds about right... how old is she?......... :supp:

[Mrs.Racer277]

There goes those minutes!!!!! :hammerhea :wink:

[topless]

She's 14 and we get free weekends but she just came out of her hole.I mean room on her friends back sayin she was too tired to walk. Could I go get her Mcdonalds? I'm cracking up right now. :hammer2: :hammer2:

[Beautiful Noise]

Well you know how those Trailer doors always swell up when its Damp out maybe she couldn't open her door :rolleyes: :rollside:

[Misogynist]

:rollside: I WAS IN THE POOL ONE DAY AND CALLED MY WIFE on my cellphone IN THE HOUSE ,bring me a beer,one came flying out the door,and almost hit me ,so i called her back and thanked her :D
You can drink beer in Utah?.............. :confused: ............. :p

[topless]

Well you know how those Trailer doors always swell up when its Damp out maybe she couldn't open her door :rolleyes: :rollside:
ROTFLMFAO>......................that must be it. :cool: :eek:

[Mrs.Racer277]

:rollside: I WAS IN THE POOL ONE DAY AND CALLED MY WIFE on my cellphone IN THE HOUSE ,bring me a beer,one came flying out the door,and almost hit me ,so i called her back and thanked her :D
Now that is some funny sh$t. I think I would have done what your wife did! :)

[Buster]

LMAO. This is to close to home. My boy's call each other from there rooms to the front yard. Lazy asses..
You must have one of those big Beaumont mansions right ? :notam:

[topless]

2 bedroom trailer in Rex Marine parking lot. :cry:

[boatnam2]

just sounds like a normal teenager that has no idea what money or having something nice means.lazy as hell.belive me i know whats even worse is the mom get up and runs to macdonalds for them,at least in our house.

[Blown 472]

My daughter calls me from her bedroom on cell phone and I'm in the living room!!!!!!
Now what was the name of the that book you were reading to her?? :rolleyes:

[topless]

Now what was the name of the that book you were reading to her?? :rolleyes:
It was called Blown something.........I don't remember.

[switchin'addiction]

:rollside: I WAS IN THE POOL ONE DAY AND CALLED MY WIFE on my cellphone IN THE HOUSE ,bring me a beer,one came flying out the door,and almost hit me ,so i called her back and thanked her :D
I tried the same thing this summer, and after she threw the 1st one hard enough to go OVER the pool, she brought me another one and handed it to me with a smile (should have known something was up), but not after shaking it for at least 30 seconds before she walked out the back door!

[Blown 472]

It was called Blown something.........I don't remember.
Just sit your self below me and blow me, blow me, blow me. :devil: :devil:

[throwerb]

If it was my daughter I would not say anything and just call her at about 3am for the next few nights just to see if she is ok. Tell her I heard something outside and was to tired to come see if she was alright. :D

[Misogynist]

YEPERS,on sunday to :D
How about in Big Water?... do your wives bring you beer there?.......... :p

[Kilrtoy]

Did she learn this from you.......

[IN2-IN2MX]

WHAT! :eek: She could have a least sent you a PM on here! So much more convenient and no minutes used! LOL :D

[topless]

WHAT! :eek: She could have a least sent you a PM on here! So much more convenient and no minutes used! LOL :D
Now thats classic
As for you Kilr, NO she didn't learn it from me, it's her friends. She grew horns when she reached puberty..

[Mandelon]

She's 14? Four more years, four more years, Four more years!!! :D

[Misogynist]

i think thats up by lake powell ?3 wifes would be cool if they were HOT and not BITCHS :D
You are in that area of Utah where things are pronounced differently... You live in Saint Jarge... the town near by is called Hurrikin... :D

[Misogynist]

She's 14? Four more years, four more years, Four more years!!! :D
Let's see some pictures NOW... NOW!......... j/k..... :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

She's 14? Four more years, four more years, Four more years!!! :D
you crack me up man! :rollside:

[Kilrtoy]

Now thats classic
As for you Kilr, NO she didn't learn it from me, it's her friends. She grew horns when she reached puberty..
My oldest is 13 about to turn 14 Damn I hate to think about that...... :coffeycup

[speedracer]

She's 14? Four more years, four more years, Four more years!!! :D
Four more years til you're paying bigger cell bills when she's away at college :jawdrop:

[topless]

My oldest is 13 about to turn 14 Damn I hate to think about that...... :coffeycup
Good luck. I'm living thru the hell right now! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Misogynist]

HAVE YOU BEEN UP HERE BEFORE :D
I lived in SLC for 36 years... I installed some gym floors in the Junior high school and a few "Wards" in St. George years ago. ....... :jawdrop:
I also have a cousin that lives there now... Small world..... :D

[Misogynist]

Good luck. I'm living thru the hell right now! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sell her into slavery........... :D

[topless]

Sell her into slavery........... :D
Make me an offer. :D

[Misogynist]

Make me an offer. :D
YOU PAY ME $50.00 A WEEK TO TAKE HER OFF YOUR HANDS.... :idea:

[topless]

YOU PAY ME $50.00 A WEEK TO TAKE HER OFF YOUR HANDS.... :idea:
It would definetly save me money!

[Misogynist]

It would definetly save me money!
Roflmao.... we better be careful of you will be getting a visit from The state Department of Children's services.......... :smile: It's amazing how expensive little rug rats become.... Just wait until she "needs" a car... and designer clothes... ut-oh... you probably already get the pitch for the clothes..... :cry:

[Tom Brown]

Top, get her a computer so she can PM you. :cool:

[Debbolas]

All our kids have computers and I will IM my daughters to come empty the dishwasher or come in for dinner. It drives Scream up the wall :D
Plus we sit here in our recliners, typing away on our laptops, right next to each other, and don't ya know I PM him.....lol :D

[ahhell]

All our kids have computers and I will IM my daughters to come empty the dishwasher or come in for dinner. It drives Scream up the wall :D
Plus we sit here in our recliners, typing away on our laptops, right next to each other, and don't ya know I PM him.....lol :D
I think i have a pic. of you two laptopping next to each other...Halloween i believe :hammerhea

[H20Advantage]

I watch the girls at work carry on conversations on the phone with each other....two cubicles away :cry:

[a catered life]

You can drink beer in Utah?.............. :confused: ............. :p
lmao

[Misogynist]

lmao
Don't laugh too hard... it's not that far from the truth considering you can only get 3.2 beer at the grocery stores... If you want anything better or stronger.. Even wine.. You have to go to the state run liquor store........ :hammerhea And they hammer you on the price too... :hammerhea

[Debbolas]

I think i have a pic. of you two laptopping next to each other...Halloween i believe :hammerhea
I will buy you off with turkey jerky if you promise NEVER to post it... :cool:

[JetBoatRich]

My daughter calls me from her bedroom on cell phone and I'm in the living room!!!!!!
You know Deb and Scream PM each other all the time :boxingguy and they are in the same room ;)
j/k

[Debbolas]

You know Deb and Scream PM each other all the time :boxingguy and they are in the same room ;)
j/k
NOT!!!
LOL :wink:

[BarryMac]

My wife says it's not being lazy it's being efficient. She just called my oldest from the living room, daughter in her bedroom to tell her to get out here and help fold the laundry. Stupid thing is my daughter answered it, phone has caller ID so she new it was her mom...

[Unforgiven]

She's 14 and we get free weekends but she just came out of her hole.I mean room on her friends back sayin she was too tired to walk. Could I go get her Mcdonalds? I'm cracking up right now. :hammer2: :hammer2:
Hey Wifey....where's my McDonalds???

[OGShocker]

... she was too tired to walk. Could I go get her Mcdonalds?
I think I see the problem... :2purples:

[topless]

I think I see the problem... :2purples:
She didn't get McDonalds by the way. :D

[Unforgiven]

My daughter calls me from her bedroom on cell phone and I'm in the living room!!!!!!
lets see now...it could be as bad as someone needing a ride to her car in the golfcart....maybe it's because you weren't done "sitting" on my lap :rollside:

[topless]

lets see now...it could be as bad as someone needing a ride to her car in the golfcart....maybe it's because you weren't done "sitting" on my lap :rollside:
I parked 2 miles away though! :idea:

[Unforgiven]

I parked 2 miles away though! :idea:
I see you REALLY like it when we kept going thru the big bumps

[topless]

I see you REALLY like it when we kept going thru the big bumps
over and over and over............. :D

[jackpunx]

My daughter calls me from her bedroom on cell phone and I'm in the living room!!!!!!
well.. its because you didnt come when she called you.. what else could she do?.. :D
You should take the remote to the TV away from her for a week.. She'll fall appart..lol
I have a 16yr old .. her room is on the other side of the house.. she yells
Daughter "DAD!!
me "yea?"
Daughter "come here"
Me "you come here your younger and should be full of energy"
then she dosnt come.. so I get up and go in there.. I swear to GOD.. she has me trained..lol..
We are shareing a remote for the TV right now.. for some reason its missing. LOL.. she wont even try to change the channel with out it.. and she wants me to bring it to her..LOL...
So now.. I keep it.. I make her bring it back to me when she finds the channel.. She has been doing it lately.. She's a really good kid.. and Im proud of her and love her to death.. but kids these days are LAZY...lol

[Her454]

.......and I thought my daughter was bad text messaging me from her bedroom asking me whats for dinner? :jawdrop: :D

[Ziggy]

She's 14? Four more years, four more years, Four more years!!! :D
Yeah, then the real Big Bills start rolling in----tuition :eek:

[topless]

Yeah, then the real Big Bills start rolling in----tuition :eek:
I have a 12 year old son too. Want to adopt them? :D

[Unforgiven]

I have a 12 year old son too. Want to adopt them? :D
Hell, we'll just take him on the race team...He could always drive the car for us...I could get him hooked up with John Force's daughter...then we wouldn't have to work anymore. :rollside: ...we would be racing... :D

[topless]

Hell, we'll just take him on the race team...He could always drive the car for us...I could get him hooked up with John Force's daughter...then we wouldn't have to work anymore. :rollside: ...we would be racing... :D
You think of everything! :D