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Rock-A-Bye-Baby
11-16-2004, 11:37 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Preliminary
Proliferation
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Specificity
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Oh, no, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
NEW Alcohol Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

victorfb
11-16-2004, 12:01 PM
now thats funny... :D

HighRoller
11-16-2004, 12:02 PM
Agreed. The number one word impossible to pronounce when drunk:NO

switchin'addiction
11-16-2004, 12:20 PM
Funny sh it!