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Schiada76
11-16-2004, 04:11 PM
Should Canada indict Bush?
Thomas Walkom
The Toronto Star
11.16.04
When U.S. President George W. Bush arrives in Ottawa — probably later this year — should he be welcomed? Or should he be charged with war crimes?
It's an interesting question. On the face of it, Bush seems a perfect candidate for prosecution under Canada's Crimes against Humanity and War Crimes Act.
This act was passed in 2000 to bring Canada's ineffectual laws in line with the rules of the new International Criminal Court. While never tested, it lays out sweeping categories under which a foreign leader like Bush could face arrest.
In particular, it holds that anyone who commits a war crime, even outside Canada, may be prosecuted by our courts. What is a war crime? According to the statute, it is any conduct defined as such by "customary international law" or by conventions that Canada has adopted.
War crimes also specifically include any breach of the 1949 Geneva Conventions, such as torture, degradation, wilfully depriving prisoners of war of their rights "to a fair and regular trial," launching attacks "in the knowledge that such attacks will cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians" and deportation of persons from an area under occupation.
Outside of one well-publicized (and quickly squelched) attempt in Belgium, no one has tried to formally indict Bush. But both Oxfam International and the U.S. group Human Rights Watch have warned that some of the actions undertaken by the U.S. and its allies, particularly in Iraq, may fall under the war crime rubric.
The case for the prosecution looks quite promising. First, there is the fact of the Iraq war itself. After 1945, Allied tribunals in Nuremberg and Tokyo — in an astonishing precedent — ruled that states no longer had the unfettered right to invade other countries and that leaders who started such conflicts could be tried for waging illegal war.
Shit we're going to be at war with Tom Brown and Kim Hanson! :boxingguy :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :lightsabe :hammerhea :argue: :D

Jordy
11-16-2004, 04:28 PM
Don't forget, Canada has a tank. :D :D :D

Tom Brown
11-16-2004, 04:38 PM
We demand that Bush turn himself in to Canadian authorities within 48 hours.

Schiada76
11-16-2004, 04:40 PM
One word
MOAB :D

Jordy
11-16-2004, 04:43 PM
We demand that Bush turn himself in to Canadian authorities within 48 hours.
That's fine, we'll just execute Terrance and Phillip. :D

uclahater
11-16-2004, 05:41 PM
Shit we're going to be at war with Tom Brown and Kim Hanson! :boxingguy :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :lightsabe :hammerhea :argue: :D
Go to Bench Racers, and you'll see we already are :lightsabe :boxingguy

canuck1
11-16-2004, 06:52 PM
Don't forget, Canada has a tank. :D :D :D
When did we get that?

Seadog
11-16-2004, 08:02 PM
Those are septic tanks in Canada.

Forkin' Crazy
11-16-2004, 10:57 PM
Those are septic tanks in Canada.
LMFAO!!!!! That's too funny!!! :rollside:

Ducatista
11-17-2004, 11:08 AM
Those are septic tanks in Canada.
Pepsi on the monitor again! Frickin' funny! Thanks Seadog :D

HighRoller
11-17-2004, 02:45 PM
I also heard they had a tank now too. Bought it used from the French and it only has one gear: REVERSE! Comes standard with pop-up white flag.
They also bought some used rifles that had never been fired and dropped only once.

Seadog
11-18-2004, 12:12 PM
I recently read an article about those who wanted to go to snow Mexico after the election.
Rule 1: Have lots of money as they will not take anyone with less than $1M immediately, or does not have a useful Phd.
Rule 2: You have to be bilingual, speaking french and another language, otherwise you cannot work for the government.
Rule 3: There are three levels of health care that you must adapt to. Government paid care which will take months to get basic examinations with modern scanning equipment. Government approved pay your own way care and government visa care, where you get a visa to visit the U.S. for your care.
Rule 4. Expect to lose a lot more money to taxes than even in California.