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1978 Rogers
11-17-2004, 07:36 AM
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely, she is
after all over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she
prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
:D

throwerb
11-17-2004, 07:48 AM
That's funny.

1978 Rogers
11-17-2004, 08:09 AM
Someone gave me a gray chicklet for that joke. Come on. Who could that joke offend? It's cute humor. I don't get it.

switchin'addiction
11-17-2004, 08:12 AM
Someone gave me a gray chicklet for that joke. Come on. Who could that joke offend? It's cute humor. I don't get it.
Just because it was gray doesn't mean it was neg. rep. Until they reach a certain post count all they can give is gray. No green, no red.
Oh yeah I thought if was funny as hell by the way. :D

BarryMac
11-17-2004, 08:15 AM
good one... :boxed: