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MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:25 PM
Can't be Terrorist :D
Disclaimer this is a funny if your mexican you can relate :D if you are not one but know some you can relate :D so please dont take offense this is only a joke :D Plus I am a beaner so its OK LOL :D
WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS.................
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3 Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
Send this to all your Latino friends!!!! You can also send this to your non-Latino friends, but if you have to explain more than three items, what's the point???
Excuse me while I go eat some chicharones........
IN2-IN2MX
11-17-2004, 04:27 PM
Haaaaa! So true! I love it. :)
(I'm also a beaner...hee hee)
PHOTOGLOU
11-17-2004, 04:28 PM
Haaaaa! So true! I love it. :)
(I'm also a beaner...hee hee)
Hence the tequila must have been your idea??? THANK YOU
Mrs. Restless22
11-17-2004, 04:28 PM
They would hang those dark maroon drapes with the balls on them around the tanks. LOL
Funny shit :p
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:30 PM
They would hang those dark maroon drapes with the balls on them around the tanks. LOL
Funny shit :p
You need to brush up on you beaner skills dont forget the stringy things in green red and white color with the santa maria statue on the dash LOL :hammerhea and the crown :2purples:
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:31 PM
Haaaaa! So true! I love it. :)
(I'm also a beaner...hee hee)
And you know it :D
IN2-IN2MX
11-17-2004, 04:32 PM
Hence the tequila must have been your idea??? THANK YOU
It was actually his. I'm a weird Mexican...I don't eat hot salsa or drink Tequila. :supp: :messedup:
Mrs. Restless22
11-17-2004, 04:32 PM
You need to brush up on you beaner skills dont forget the stringy things in green red and white color with the santa maria statue on the dash LOL :hammerhea and the crown :2purples:
I have no beaner skills! Wanna talk Italian...we can talk :p
Kilrtoy
11-17-2004, 04:33 PM
I just look like a beaner, Im really white
MRS. MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:34 PM
I just look like a white girl, but I'm really a beaner :D
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:35 PM
I have no beaner skills! Wanna talk Italian...we can talk :p
Woops sorry Mrs.R22 much love to the italians please dont wack me know :2purples: :wink: :D
Mrs. Restless22
11-17-2004, 04:35 PM
Woops sorry Mrs.R22 much love to the italians please dont wack me know :2purples: :wink: :D
Ive got a pasta paddle with your name on it! :devil: :D
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:35 PM
I just look like a beaner, Im really white
so your a coconut brown on the outside and white on the inside :rollside:
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:36 PM
Ive got a pasta paddle with your name on it! :devil: :D
WOW i might like that :D spank me baby spank me :D
did I say that outloud :rolleyes: :notam:
IN2-IN2MX
11-17-2004, 04:36 PM
I just look like a beaner, Im really white
Yeah you are! "Como estas?" is way advanced for you :D
IN2-IN2MX
11-17-2004, 04:38 PM
I just look like a white girl, but I'm really a beaner :D
you are? :jawdrop: Huera!
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:40 PM
She really only has alittle mexican in her once in awhile LOL :devil:
ok done with paperwork gotta go home TTYL :rollside:
topless
11-17-2004, 04:41 PM
Way too funny! I read this to a mexican co-worker and he agreed 100% LMAO!!!!! :D
MRS. MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:41 PM
you are? :jawdrop: Huera!
Living with MAIN he has turned me brown a little :D como estas? muy beuno :D
MRS. MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:42 PM
She really only has alittle mexican in her once in awhile LOL :devil:
LMAO :supp: :hammer2: :D
HOOTER SLED-
11-17-2004, 04:47 PM
Living with MAIN he has turned me brown a little :D como estas? muy beuno :D
Many Mexican injections have a tendency to do that. :D The Mrs. is mostly Italian, but she knows who her Papi is. :D Orale pues!!
MRS. MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 04:49 PM
Many Mexican injections have a tendency to do that. :D The Mrs. is mostly Italian, but she knows who her Papi is. :D Orale pues!!
iiiaahhh Papi chulo :rollside:
HOOTER SLED-
11-17-2004, 04:53 PM
Hey don't forget, when the Paisas jack the plane, they'll have to slap a cow or sombrero sticker up near the cockpit. :D Oh, and they'll have four jet engines on each side instead of two. And those handles on the side that have lights in them. And the lil chain steering wheel and dingle balls in the cockpit. La raza!!!
HOOTER SLED-
11-17-2004, 04:54 PM
iiiaahhh Papi chulo :rollside:
LOL. .....Mrs. HOOTER always say that. Funny :rollside:
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 05:00 PM
Many Mexican injections have a tendency to do that. :D The Mrs. is mostly Italian, but she knows who her Papi is. :D Orale pues!!
Now that is some funny shit LOL
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 05:01 PM
Hey don't forget, when the Paisas jack the plane, they'll have to slap a cow or sombrero sticker up near the cockpit. :D Oh, and they'll have four jet engines on each side instead of two. And those handles on the side that have lights in them. And the lil chain steering wheel and dingle balls in the cockpit. La raza!!!
Oh and to go with the cow on the side a chrome or gold horse upfront on the nose :p
BarryMac
11-17-2004, 07:09 PM
It was actually his. I'm a weird Mexican...I don't eat hot salsa or drink Tequila. :supp: :messedup:
Sounds like the one I'm married to, hell she's more white than Mexican...
Misogynist
11-17-2004, 07:55 PM
No one would " call in" to take claim for the terrorism... They would just blame it on "Chupacabras"............ :D
Mandelon
11-17-2004, 07:56 PM
Say it like a vato, ese! :shift:
I forget who it was, but someone I met at OP6 said to me: "YOU'RE Mandelon? I expected someone more............... Mexican....." :2purples: :eek: :wink: LMAO
MAINEVENT
11-17-2004, 08:04 PM
Say it like a vato, ese! :shift:
I forget who it was, but someone I met at OP6 said to me: "YOU'RE Mandelon? I expected someone more............... Mexican....." :2purples: :eek: :wink: LMAO
Thats funny the Mrs would pernounce you're name as "Mandel-in" i told her that name has a different meaning and pronounciation then i read your Sig and it said "say it like a vato" so i said "Maun-DEE-Lone" :D but i wont lie when i saw your pick i said the same thing LOL :D
Mandelon
11-17-2004, 08:09 PM
You should hear Mrs Bordsmnj say it, Linda gives it the best inflection! :devil:
HOOTER SLED-
11-17-2004, 08:16 PM
Mandelon is down with the brown. Orale vato!! :D
BarryMac
11-17-2004, 08:18 PM
The cinnamon girls are the best, they even taste sweet... :p Yummy
Mandelon
11-17-2004, 08:23 PM
Mandelon is down with the brown. Orale vato!! :D
I am good in the hood! Que pasa mi amigo moreno? :D
HOOTER SLED-
11-17-2004, 08:28 PM
I am good in the hood! Que pasa mi amigo moreno? :D
Nada mi pinche gringo :D
MAINEVENT
11-18-2004, 08:00 AM
You guys are funny "A vato pass me the Bukweiser and a slice a peeksa" LOL
Cas
11-18-2004, 08:24 AM
this thread reminds me of some of the old jokes we were all able to tell without pissing someone off.
jokes like-
how do you get an Italian woman pregnant?
what do you get when you cross a mex with an octopus?
what do you get when you cross a mex with a black?
how do you ruin an Italian wedding?
what do you call 10,000 Italian paratoopers?
what do you call 10,000 Black paratroopers?
oh yea, I'm Italian/Sicilian myself
how about Italian tires? when dago flat, dago wop wop wop