Rectum Stretcher

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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a highway patrol officer with a
radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The officer pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the officer, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The officer stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work
myy
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand
in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he
asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

[Sane Asylum]

Thank you for a good afternoon smile.....

[99 232 baja]

I know a 6ft. cop who is an asshole.

[MsDrmr]

holy chiat I did not see that one comming....I am not sure weather to laugh because of the way that ended, or cry at the thought of someone actually being a rectal stretcher... :frown: :D Im so confused

[al cole'holic]

...oh, thought you needed one :notam:

[switchin'addiction]

Gonna have to remember that one

[Kilrtoy]

Topless,
That One Has Been Posted So Many Times It Stacks Itself 6 Feet Tall

[atomickitn]

haaa haa hhaaa haaa hhaaa that there is funny :smile: :rollside: :D ;)

[topless]

Topless,
That One Has Been Posted So Many Times It Stacks Itself 6 Feet Tall or wide..................... :D

[Kilrtoy]

or both :(

[topless]

or both :(
Now THAT'S scary!!!!!!!!!! :jawdrop: