The Learning Center For Adults- Classes For Men

[OGShocker]

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at7:00 PM.
Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks,
Saturdays12:00for 2 hours.
Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls
and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays10:00 PMfor 2 hours.
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at2:00 PMfor 3 weeks.
Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks
Friday and Sunday7:00PM.
Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning
the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be announced.
Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.
Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other
Important Dates. Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued. :D

[Dr. Eagle]

fortunately for me...
I have no class... :cool:

[MsDrmr]

well it's obvious a woman wrote that, they used big words and it's outlinecd showing obvious signs of organization. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

:D :D LOL :D :D
How do I sign the hubby up?? ;)

[OGShocker]

well it's obvious a woman wrote that, they used big words and it's outlinecd showing obvious signs of organization. :D
Maybe but, a man cut and pasted it. :rollside:

[MsDrmr]

Maybe but, a man cut and pasted it. :rollside:
I was not trying to insuate that men were good for nothing, quite the contrary, I love men, wouldn't know what to do without yal... :frown: especially the men like you :wink:

[BarryMac]

well it's obvious a woman wrote that, they used big words and it's outlinecd showing obvious signs of organization. :D
A women wrote it but she was taking DICKtation from a man...

[Dr. Eagle]

A women wrote it but she was taking DICKtation from a man...
rotflmao...and I said I had no class.... :wink:

[MsDrmr]

A women wrote it but she was taking DICKtation from a man...
good one GJB, I have no smarta** comeback to that... :sqeyes:

[BarryMac]

good one GJB, I have no smarta** comeback to that... :sqeyes:
Well there is a first for everyhting isn't there??? :hammerhea

[racecar.hotshoe]

I Ain't Going And You Can't Make Me!
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[MsDrmr]

Well there is a first for everyhting isn't there??? :hammerhea
as a matter of fact, yes, there is