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NOTALENT
11-24-2004, 11:31 AM
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| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks |
| you are an ass. |
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| Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No |
| hard feelings," |
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| The proctologist called |
| ...they found your head. |
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| Everyone has a photographic memory |
| ...some just don't have any film. |
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| Save your breath...You'll need it to |
| blow up your date. |
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| Your ridiculous little |
| opinion has been noted. |
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| I used to have a handle |
|on life..but it broke off. |
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| WANTED: Meaningful |
| overnight relationship. |
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| Guys...just because you have one, |
| doesn't mean you have to be one. |
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| Some people just don't know how to drive.. |
| I call these people "Everybody But Me," |
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| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating |
| His animal friends. |
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| Don't like my driving? |
| Then quit watching me. |
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| If you can read this...I can |
| slam on my brakes and sue you. |
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| Some people are only alive because it |
| is illegal to shoot them. |
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|Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and|
| fragile to be out by itself. |
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| Hang up and drive!! |
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And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
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| Welcome to America |
| ...now speak English |
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FMluvswater
11-24-2004, 11:36 AM
All hilarious but #6 always makes me laugh hardest cuz it's just so damn snotty! :D #10 is another one of my favorites! :D

Krazy K
11-24-2004, 12:10 PM
I've always liked "Welcome To Oregon, Now Go Home!"
Do you know what bumper sticker started the whole bumper sticker craze back in the late 70's? Mucho chicklets to whoever can tell me. I've already given a hint.

billet racing
11-24-2004, 12:15 PM
You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-24-2004, 12:17 PM
LMAO!! there are a few that I would like to have made up.. :wink:

Krazy K
11-24-2004, 12:24 PM
You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"
Winner, Winner, Lucky Winner!! That is the one that started it all....Green to ya!
Actually, I have it right...we have enough Californians up here already. Doesn't matter to me anymore as I'll be moving out of the state when I'm done with school anyway...

NOTALENT
11-24-2004, 12:31 PM
You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"
haha...or Now get the Hell oUT!

LaveyJet
11-24-2004, 12:43 PM
I've always liked,
"Save the Whales,
Harpoon a Fat Chick"

NOTALENT
11-24-2004, 12:48 PM
I've always liked,
"Save the Whales,
Harpoon a Fat Chick"
haha...thats funny.... We just say "NOFC" No Fat Chicks!

cigarette1
11-24-2004, 01:12 PM
I've always liked:
Pray for Whirled Peas
:)

uvindex
11-24-2004, 01:13 PM
Two of my favorites:
"Visualize using your turn signals" and
"Keep working! Millions of people on welfare are depending on you."

Boatcop
11-24-2004, 01:23 PM
I always liked:
Warning! I Brake For Halucinations!
and
My Drop Out Can Beat Up Your Honor Student!

Captain Dan
11-24-2004, 01:45 PM
Cover all bases:
"Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus"

Rod-64
11-24-2004, 01:50 PM
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at ma

Rod-64
11-24-2004, 01:51 PM
My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I is a college student."

Rod-64
11-24-2004, 01:56 PM
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"I souport publik edekasion"
"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -

rrrr
11-24-2004, 01:56 PM
"My Ex-Wife's Other Car Is a Broom"
:D

Captain Dan
11-24-2004, 02:03 PM
I made Linda Lovelace Gag

Keithb87
11-24-2004, 02:04 PM
Aren't you glad that Stupidity is not painful ??

Dawn Patrol
11-24-2004, 02:09 PM
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver..... :D

Misogynist
11-24-2004, 02:21 PM
My all time favorite is " Want to save a tree?... wipe your ass with a spotted owl." I saw that one in Oregon....... :)

throwerb
11-24-2004, 02:27 PM
You forgot my favorite: "Phuck the French"

goneboatin
11-24-2004, 02:42 PM
I saw this one the other day:
He's dead Jim.
You get his wallet, I'll get his jacket.

Krazy K
11-24-2004, 03:32 PM
Cover all bases:
"Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus"
My dad told me this one...Save the Gay, Pro-Life Nuked Whales For Jesus

XtrmWakeborder
11-24-2004, 04:35 PM
I've always liked "Welcome To Oregon, Now Go Home!"
Do you know what bumper sticker started the whole bumper sticker craze back in the late 70's? Mucho chicklets to whoever can tell me. I've already given a hint.
Haha i remember seein "Welcome to Oregon, now go home and take ur trash with you"
I like the last one on this list, when people ask me why i don't speak spanish "because im part mexican" i say "Here in America we speak english, if you don't like it then go back to mexico."

Misogynist
11-24-2004, 05:30 PM
Haha i remember seein "Welcome to Oregon, now go home and take ur trash with you"
I like the last one on this list, when people ask me why i don't speak spanish "because im part mexican" i say "Here in America we speak english, if you don't like it then go back to mexico."
Si..... Bueno!................. :D

78Eliminator
11-24-2004, 05:33 PM
How about:
I have this huge lifted diesel truck and big custom boat with the loud stereo cause my cock is tiny and it's the only way my sorry ass can get laid. I should have just paid for a hooker and cut out the middle man (all this expensive bullshit.)

burtandnancy
11-24-2004, 05:34 PM
...sex is only dirty if you do it right...

Blown 472
11-24-2004, 05:41 PM
How about " Trophy wife gone bad on board"

78Eliminator
11-24-2004, 05:43 PM
"I will show you my wifes tits if it makes you like me"

Daytona 25
11-24-2004, 06:57 PM
I am not driving drunk, just dodging potholes!

FOURQ
11-24-2004, 07:20 PM
what about ...beer!! helping ugly pepole get laid since 1852!

FOURQ
11-24-2004, 07:25 PM
or...................help stop inbreeding ..ban country music

Rev. Williams
11-24-2004, 07:30 PM
You have it wrong, it's "Welcome to California, now go home"
More like, You're not welcome in California, now get you're a$$ back to Mexico :mad: :mad: :mad:

058
11-24-2004, 07:46 PM
"I'm not following too close...I'm drafting" or "Don't drink and drive...you might hit a bump and spill some" :rolleyes:

Boy Named Sue
11-24-2004, 07:53 PM
Duck pluckers like to get down.
Cornhuskers don't cuss, they just say shucks!

74TAHITI
11-24-2004, 07:54 PM
"I may be fat....But you're ugly and I can diet"

Mr.&Mrs.Budlight
11-24-2004, 08:32 PM
The original bumper sticker is " Keep on truckin' " for all you young pups! :cool:

Mr.&Mrs.Budlight
11-24-2004, 08:38 PM
But my favorite one is " Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray! But my wife's favorite is " This boat doesn't run on friendship, it runs on fuel! which reminds me, " Ass, grass, or gas, nobody rides for free " Budlight :sqeyes:

BarryMac
11-24-2004, 08:52 PM
Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield...

Misogynist
11-24-2004, 09:59 PM
The original bumper sticker is " Keep on truckin' " for all you young pups! :cool:
That's bullshit... I remember bumper stickers that said " Goldwater '64"............ :D

Nucking futs
11-24-2004, 10:29 PM
One for the ladies ,
If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!!!!!!

DaveA
11-24-2004, 10:48 PM
Don't Drink & Drive
Get 2 chicks too young to drink & let THEM drive!

XtrmWakeborder
11-25-2004, 12:17 AM
I use to have a sticker on my truck sayin "no fat chicks, truck will scrape" but i took it off because i started noticing more dents lol.....i guess they got brave or somethin

vdriveride
11-25-2004, 07:45 AM
Saw this a couple of weeks ago:
"Roadhead cures road rage"

mojavegreen
11-25-2004, 08:11 AM
"Chains required....whips optional"

LilHarley
11-25-2004, 09:05 AM
I like .....
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| Some people are only alive because it |
| is illegal to shoot them. |
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Oh well, I can dream!

H20skier
11-10-2005, 02:33 PM
This one is probably old but just saw it for the first time today-"Fight crime, shoot back"

mickeyfinn
11-10-2005, 04:25 PM
One of the originals. Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned:
SHIT HAPPENS

riverfamily
11-10-2005, 04:35 PM
If breathing wasnt an involentary function you would be dead!

crf311
11-10-2005, 04:42 PM
For the people in and around New Orleans who had ALL State Ins.
" Screwed by Katrina, Phucked by ALL STATE"
They are Phucking every policy holder on the Gulf Coast.