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Mandelon
11-24-2004, 04:58 PM
Well not soon anyway. Got my physical test results back today.
LDL Cholesterol was 124
HDL Cholesterol was 53
and Total Cholesterol was 176
He said my liver was alright despite my periodic binge drinking. :p
He mumbled something about less cheeseburgers and pie....... :cry:
I could only last about 12 minutes on the treadmill of death. :frown: ...nothing like running up a 80* angle at breakneck speeds.....so apparently I need to get more aerobic...... :rollside: fI saw some cute aerobic instructors at the gym, I will see they will let me chase them around. :devil:
Overall I am pleased with the experience, and glad to have a baseline for future reference. The finger up the ass I could do without, but my dad had prostate issues, so I know it needs to be checked.
If you are thinking about going, or if you have any chest pains, go get checked out, or there is history in your family....please GO!! Its better to know now than have your first sign of trouble me a massive coronary!!!!
Man------->caring for his fellow boaters' health<--------delon. :cool:

topless
11-24-2004, 05:01 PM
So where are the pictures?

78Eliminator
11-24-2004, 05:02 PM
Did you get HIV tested?

Blown 472
11-24-2004, 05:04 PM
Did you get HIV tested?
LMAO, I'd rather have the measles then the clap.

Mandelon
11-24-2004, 05:05 PM
Did you get HIV tested?
I didn't think I could get HIV from masturbating....??? :D

78Eliminator
11-24-2004, 05:08 PM
I didn't think I could get HIV from masturbating....??? :D
When a crack w*hore is "masterbating" you with her pussy, that would probably do it.

RiverKitty
11-24-2004, 05:08 PM
I didn't think I could get HIV from masturbating....??? :D
My thoughts exaclty!!! :D :p

Mandelon
11-24-2004, 05:11 PM
My thoughts exaclty!!! :D :p
We know your are safe too then!! :D

Blown 472
11-24-2004, 05:18 PM
Well not soon anyway. Got my physical test results back today.
LDL Cholesterol was 124
HDL Cholesterol was 53
and Total Cholesterol was 176
He said my liver was alright despite my periodic binge drinking. :p
He mumbled something about less cheeseburgers and pie....... :cry:
I could only last about 12 minutes on the treadmill of death. :frown: ...nothing like running up a 80* angle at breakneck speeds.....so apparently I need to get more aerobic...... :rollside: fI saw some cute aerobic instructors at the gym, I will see they will let me chase them around. :devil:
Overall I am pleased with the experience, and glad to have a baseline for future reference. The finger up the ass I could do without, but my dad had prostate issues, so I know it needs to be checked.
If you are thinking about going, or if you have any chest pains, go get checked out, or there is history in your family....please GO!! Its better to know now than have your first sign of trouble me a massive coronary!!!!
Man------->caring for his fellow boaters' health<--------delon. :cool:
She knew what she wanted, she wanted that stud bull.

RiverKitty
11-24-2004, 05:19 PM
We know your are safe too then!! :D
Ya, pretty sad when the only real action you get by a human is going in for your yearly exam....and that's not even that fun. :rolleyes: :p
Glad to hear your exam went well! :D
Now about that cardio.... :idea:

78Eliminator
11-24-2004, 05:20 PM
and I say un to the.....

IN2-IN2MX
11-24-2004, 05:21 PM
Yayyyyy! Very good news...and advice, thanks. :mix:

Blown 472
11-24-2004, 05:23 PM
Ya, pretty sad when the only real action you get by a human is going in for your yearly exam....and that's not even that fun. :rolleyes: :p
Glad to hear your exam went well! :D
Now about that cardio.... :idea:
You can get laid at the doctors office??

Mandelon
11-24-2004, 05:25 PM
Ya, pretty sad when the only real action you get by a human is going in for your yearly exam....and that's not even that fun. :rolleyes: :p
Glad to hear your exam went well! :D
Now about that cardio.... :idea:
RK can you help me get my heartrate up? :sqeyes: :p

Mrs CP 19
11-24-2004, 05:32 PM
Glad to hear no surprises on your tests. Now aren't you glad you went? Peace of mind means alot. Jill

looky_lou
11-24-2004, 05:33 PM
Well, it will be nice to have you around for another year or so. :)

78Eliminator
11-24-2004, 05:34 PM
RK can you help me get my heartrate up? :sqeyes: :p
Mandy, I thought that was what the cocaine in your trash can was for????

Mrs.Racer277
11-24-2004, 05:38 PM
You can get laid at the doctors office??
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

RiverKitty
11-24-2004, 05:57 PM
Mandy, I thought that was what the cocaine in your trash can was for????
LMFAO!!! :D

RiverKitty
11-24-2004, 05:59 PM
You can get laid at the doctors office??
No, but I get a metal speculum(?) examination by a male doctor. Does that count? :confused: :D

RiverKitty
11-24-2004, 06:00 PM
RK can you help me get my heartrate up? :sqeyes: :p
I hope you have a STRONG heart!!! :crossx:

coolchange
11-24-2004, 06:33 PM
Sorry, Don't mean to be a downer but, yes you are. :eek:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
11-24-2004, 06:38 PM
Did you get the male SHOCKER?

ratso
11-24-2004, 06:41 PM
I hope you have a STRONG heart!!! :crossx:
:jawdrop: Mandy...now you are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED :jawdrop: :D

RiverKitty
11-24-2004, 06:46 PM
:jawdrop: Mandy...now you are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED :jawdrop: :D
"Be Afraid.....Be VERY AFRAID!!!" Muohahahahaha!!! *evil laugh* :devil: :D :p

Debbolas
11-24-2004, 07:44 PM
I am glad you are going to live!!!
:D :clover: :D

BarryMac
11-24-2004, 08:56 PM
Did he have two hands on your shoulders and have the soft music playing while he was doing your prostate exam???

UtlGoa
11-24-2004, 09:17 PM
Hey, you forget to mention that they found SPERM IN YOUR STOOL SAMPLE :2purples: :eek:

Mandelon
11-24-2004, 09:36 PM
Hey, you forget to mention that they found SPERM IN YOUR STOOL SAMPLE :2purples: :eek:
Sorry, you must have me confused with your boyfriend.... :eek: :shift: They only got red and yellow samples from me...not brown. :shift: :hammer2:

ROZ
11-24-2004, 10:38 PM
Those numbers look a little low... You need to go to a party... How's next weekend? :D I'm sure we can atleast help get your BAC level up :D
Might want to keep the THC down though.. They frown upon that...