... so I'm dancing with this chick...

[Tom Brown]

... and she says, "Your sweat smells nice."
... so I say, "That's nothing... you should check out my stool."
... and she thought it was funny. :jawdrop:
What a pig. :(

[Mandelon]

I can see why Topless loves you..... :squiggle:

[dego red]

Ay,yay,yay, Tom, more info than required bud...../

[Tom Brown]

A little much? :confused:

[Kilrtoy]

AHHHHH, Topless,
cow dung is not a cologne

[dego red]

A little much? :confused:
Ya vol mien her.....

[ROZ]

I suggest Ryan's Steakhouse for your wedding reception!

[dego red]

:220v: :220v: :220v: :220v:

[RiverDave]

... and she says, "Your sweat smells nice."
... so I say, "That's nothing... you should check out my stool."
... and she thought it was funny. :jawdrop:
What a pig. :(
Sounds like a match made in Heaven?
RD

[PHOTOGLOU]

Sounds like a match made in Heaven?
RD
It does BUT sounds like she's allready taken DAVE

[RiverDave]

It does BUT sounds like she's allready taken DAVE
How'd ya get she's taken out of that little bit of text?
RD :D

[PHOTOGLOU]

How'd ya get she's taken out of that little bit of text?
RD :D
Tom Brown is dancing with her it's early you know where there going to end up Shes taken

[RiverDave]

Tom Brown is dancing with her it's early you know where there going to end up Shes taken
:D ... Good point. Didn't think about that aspect of it.
RD

[Kilrtoy]

Hey Ugly broads need love too, Be nice

[PHOTOGLOU]

:D ... Good point. Didn't think about that aspect of it.
RD
There's always tomorrow

[DansBlown73Nordic]

I thought he was going to say....I pulled down her pants and She has a "kick-Stand" :confused: :rolleyes:

[topless]

AHHHHH, Topless,
cow dung is not a cologneIt's not????? :(

[Squirtin Thunder]

It's not????? :(
Well Topless you could roll around in it and you would still smell like flowers. Happy Thanks giving !!!!
Jim

[topless]

Well Topless you could roll around in it and you would still smell like flowers. Happy Thanks giving !!!!
Jim
Now I have to go get a cow. Will horse shit work???? I have plenty of that. Happy Thanksgiving to you too. :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Now I have to go get a cow. Will horse shit work???? I have plenty of that. Happy Thanksgiving to you too. :D
You don't need a cow !!!!
Horse Shit is only good for one thing !!! Growing Tamatos !!!
Jim
But if you want to roll around in it I'm game !!!

[topless]

You don't need a cow !!!!
Horse Shit is only good for one thing !!! Growing Tamatos !!!
Jim
But if you want to roll around in it I'm game !!!Thats funny because I did put it in my garden........... :jawdrop: So, ya wanna roll around in it with me??????

[Squirtin Thunder]

Thats funny because I did put it in my garden........... :jawdrop: So, ya wanna roll around in it with me??????
Well Hell yes sweety !!!! Naked of course !!!!

[topless]

Well Hell yes sweety !!!! Naked of course !!!!Well duhhh...........can't get our clothes dirty no can we?

[Squirtin Thunder]

Well duhhh...........can't get our clothes dirty no can we?
Well no we can't my dear ................

[topless]

Well no we can't my dear ................Yeah, that would be pretty shitty.

[Blown 472]

... and she says, "Your sweat smells nice."
... so I say, "That's nothing... you should check out my stool."
... and she thought it was funny. :jawdrop:
What a pig. :(
And here I thought you were going to say she had a hard on. :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Yeah, that would be pretty shitty.
I would hate to get my new 501s all shitty. And my Tonys all pooppy !!!

[topless]

I would hate to get my new 501s all shitty. And my Tonys all pooppy !!!
Poopy Tony's turn me on.
:D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Poopy Tony's turn me on.
:D
I think we need to have a talk.
I could buy about 40 pairs of 501s for what I payed for these Tony's.

[Squirtin Thunder]

Shark and Sting Ray.

[topless]

I think we need to have a talk.
I could buy about 40 pairs of 501s for what I payed for these Tony's.
501's are so 80's. I miss the 80's

[Squirtin Thunder]

501's are so 80's. I miss the 80's
They are so much safer and fit just right and they are also quicker !!!
If you know what I mean ???

[topless]

They are so much safer and fit just right and they are also quicker !!!
If you know what I mean ???
No zippers to ...................well you saw Something about Mary.

[Squirtin Thunder]

No zippers to ...................well you saw Something about Mary.
I quit using zippers after a very close call !!!
Dangerous stuff !!!

[topless]

I quit using zippers after a very close call !!!
Dangerous stuff !!!
LOL...........Don't have that problem.

[Squirtin Thunder]

LOL...........Don't have that problem.
That is because you have an innny right ???

[hoolign]

LOL...........Don't have that problem.
Well i remember when I was in high schcooland the chikas were wearing these jeans that had a zipper that ran from front to back, we'd come up behind them reach under real quick and try to yank the zipper around, couple of times it worked and they'd run into the can holding the two halves of their jeans together, well this one chick, kinda got "bit" cause her pants were to tight and when the zipper came through the moose knuckle it bit the little man in the canoe.
:D :D

[Tom Brown]

Poopy Tony's turn me on.
:D
What's taking JetBoatGuru so long to get here?

[Jbb]

Brown...would never be a member of a club....that would have him as a member...... :D

[topless]

Well i remember when I was in high schcooland the chikas were wearing these jeans that had a zipper that ran from front to back, we'd come up behind them reach under real quick and try to yank the zipper around, couple of times it worked and they'd run into the can holding the two halves of their jeans together, well this one chick, kinda got "bit" cause her pants were to tight and when the zipper came through the moose knuckle it bit the little man in the canoe.
:D :DLMAO. I remember those stupid things.

[Unforgiven]

LMAO. I remember those stupid things.
Hey babe, what Time is dinner???

[hoolign]

Hey babe, what Time is dinner???
There's only so much room in the van!.. :devil: