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hoolign
11-27-2004, 12:32 PM
I thought that would be a good intro to a nice little thread! :devil:

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 12:35 PM
What did I do now !........( . )( . ).......... :messedup:

hoolign
11-27-2004, 12:36 PM
What did I do now !........( . )( . ).......... :messedup:
Oh yeah that's it ...play stupid :burningm:

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 12:37 PM
Oh yeah that's it ...play stupid :burningm:
I do it good also.........( . )( . ).......... :p

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 12:38 PM
I have a question for you, should these be painted or left like this?.......( . )( . )......... :idea:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0757.JPG

hoolign
11-27-2004, 12:39 PM
I have 5 Labbats lite left in the fridge...and a 24 of molsons in the garage...and i'm actually contemplating grabbing some more LL...I'm hooked on this stuff :burningm:

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 12:47 PM
I have 5 Labbats lite left in the fridge...and a 24 of molsons in the garage...and i'm actually contemplating grabbing some more LL...I'm hooked on this stuff :burningm:
I really think Barney loved the stuff also, I love it..........( . )( . )........ :cool:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0762.JPG
Don't thank me for you getting the LL BUG :D

hoolign
11-27-2004, 12:49 PM
I have a question for you, should these be painted or left like this?.......( . )( . )......... :idea:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0757.JPG
Once they crush em...the paints all scratched anyways :D

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 12:51 PM
Once they crush em...the paints all scratched anyways :D
The hood scopes, ya dork :hammer2: .........( . )( . ).......... :eek:

hoolign
11-27-2004, 12:55 PM
The hood scopes, ya dork :hammer2: .........( . )( . ).......... :eek:
My Bad! :) ...I'd paint them like a mailbox..that way when they give you tickets from the ford being broke down on the side of the road..they won't clutter up the windsheild :rollside: :rollside:

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 12:59 PM
My Bad! :) ...I'd paint them like a mailbox..that way when they give you tickets from the ford being broke down on the side of the road..they won't clutter up the windsheild :rollside: :rollside:
So I have to cut out the fronts for mail delivery ? Its not going to break down either! FORD---First On Race Day! :eek: .........( . )( . )......... :umm:

hoolign
11-27-2004, 01:14 PM
So I have to cut out the fronts for mail delivery ? Its not going to break down either! FORD---First On Race Day! :eek: .........( . )( . )......... :umm:
F u ckin piece of shit left me stranded again.
O nly time I take it somewhere ..only time I'm walking home.
R arely do I drive this pile unless I need excersize.
D id'nt hoolign tell me this thing was gonna break down.
:D

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 01:31 PM
F u ckin piece of shit left me stranded again.
O nly time I take it somewhere ..only time I'm walking home.
R arely do I drive this pile unless I need excersize.
D id'nt hoolign tell me this thing was gonna break down.
:D
C---heap piece of chit!
H---e's stay at home from now on!
E---very once in awhile it starts!
V---ery nice you died again!
Y---es,Im getting a FORD!
............( . )( . ).............Once it dies it wll be Found On Reservation Dezerted! :D

canuck1
11-27-2004, 04:38 PM
My Bad! :) ...I'd paint them like a mailbox..that way when they give you tickets from the ford being broke down on the side of the road..they won't clutter up the windsheild :rollside: :rollside:
now that right there is f uckin funny

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 04:44 PM
now that right there is f uckin funny The peanut gallery enter's :D .........( . )( . )............

canuck1
11-27-2004, 04:47 PM
What is this shit I hear about you wanting to buy a family barge?

Tom Brown
11-27-2004, 04:48 PM
Who's in charge of this candicane disco?

canuck1
11-27-2004, 04:56 PM
Hey Tom
Bring the glasstron out for a last run....we need the weeds cut while the water is low

Bird Percher
11-27-2004, 05:51 PM
I have a question for you, should these be painted or left like this?.......( . )( . )......... :idea:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0757.JPG
Sweet Hubcaps inbread!!!

mike37
11-27-2004, 05:59 PM
you all beat me to it those hubcaps are so gay

hoolign
11-27-2004, 06:02 PM
now that right there is f uckin funny
That would a scored me at least 20 green chicklets :D

hoolign
11-27-2004, 06:07 PM
[QUOTE=Bird Percher]Sweet Hubcaps inbread!!![/QUOT
Poster x leaves....enter turd burper..I mean Bird percher..ahhh to many big words in x's posts for any chance of it being the same guy...my bad :idea:

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 08:16 PM
Hey, **** you all! I couldn't stand the site of black spoked wheels, want me to bend over so that you all can kiss my arse :idea: ........( . )( . )...... :rolleyes:

dego red
11-27-2004, 08:19 PM
I have a question for you, should these be painted or left like this?.......( . )( . )......... :idea:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0757.JPG
Are those spinners??? :rollside:

Tom Brown
11-27-2004, 08:21 PM
You guys are brutal. LMAO! :D
Remember Kim..... C-A-L-M. :cool:
:D

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 08:27 PM
You guys are brutal. LMAO! :D
Remember Kim..... C-A-L-M. :cool:
:D
As always, just a simple question and wham...I don't forget this shit fockers! I will be watching and when it's time look the **** out :eat:

Tom Brown
11-27-2004, 08:31 PM
...I will be watching and when it's time look the **** out :eat:
I don't know how you do it, Kim. :D

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 08:37 PM
I don't know how you do it, Kim. :D
Okay, I will take off the ****ing hub caps! Go bother " poster X ".............I really don't need this chit! :cool:

dego red
11-27-2004, 08:44 PM
Tom, those would look bitchin on the maxima :shift: Maybe a matching set for the trailer........look like "Family Man" :2purples: :2purples: Maybe Kim can send them over......red

Sane Asylum
11-27-2004, 08:50 PM
where just playn with ya kim :D
Give him a fockin break...............He's got the only plastic chrome hubcaps in Canada and you guys don't like it.......He's tryin to be a trend setter in canuckville......K-mart gets a few more sets.......Ya never know.....

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 08:53 PM
where just playn with ya kim :D
I have went through a hard time in my life, new truck is gone...never to be seen again! Its hard to start over again, I did my best to keep towing! :frown: You guys give it a shot :(

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 08:57 PM
Give him a fockin break...............He's got the only plastic chrome hubcaps in Canada and you guys don't like it.......He's tryin to be a trend setter in canuckville......K-mart gets a few more sets.......Ya never know.....
**** you! I don't have some slow ass v bottom boat, ya want those caps to match your boat? :hammerhea ......( . )( . )...........

hoolign
11-27-2004, 09:10 PM
Give him a fockin break...............He's got the only plastic chrome hubcaps in Canada and you guys don't like it.......He's tryin to be a trend setter in canuckville......K-mart gets a few more sets.......Ya never know.....
Where is canuckville..idiot!..Canada...say it with me..Canada.. if your going to flame people up here at least show some respect for the country

steelcomp
11-27-2004, 09:25 PM
C---heap piece of chit!
H---e's stay at home from now on!
E---very once in awhile it starts!
V---ery nice you died again!
Y---es,Im getting a FORD!
............( . )( . ).............Once it dies it wll be Found On Reservation Dezerted! :D
C..heap
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R..attles
O..il
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Kachina26
11-27-2004, 09:30 PM
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Squirtin Thunder
11-27-2004, 09:30 PM
I have a question for you, should these be painted or left like this?.......( . )( . )......... :idea:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0757.JPG
Paint Them Quick !!!!

Kachina26
11-27-2004, 09:31 PM
G. ot
M. ore
C. ajones

Squirtin Thunder
11-27-2004, 09:32 PM
I have a question for you, should these be painted or left like this?.......( . )( . )......... :idea:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0757.JPG
Get Those Stupid Ass Hubcaps Off That Truck Quick !!!!

Forkin' Crazy
11-27-2004, 09:34 PM
I have went through a hard time in my life, new truck is gone...never to be seen again! Its hard to start over again, I did my best to keep towing! :frown: You guys give it a shot :(
PUSSY! :rollside:

Kachina26
11-27-2004, 09:36 PM
Get Those Stupid Ass Hubcaps Off That Truck Quick !!!!
That's the best engineered part on the whole truck! I say get that stupid ass truck off of those hubcaps!

Forkin' Crazy
11-27-2004, 09:38 PM
G. ot
M. ore
C. ajones
G od's
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C reation

Kim Hanson
11-27-2004, 09:39 PM
I hate you all, when my time is right....I will treat you all so sweet :cool: ............( . )( . )............ :crossx: :cool:

Squirtin Thunder
11-27-2004, 09:55 PM
G od's
M agnificent
C reation
This is how it is in the real world;
G- God
M- Morned
C- Chevy
Come on Guys keep it strieght !!!

Kachina26
11-27-2004, 09:57 PM
This is how it is in the real world;
G- God
M- Morned
C- Chevy
Come on Guys keep it strieght !!!
You got me there, I even tried to look it up in the dictionary and I still don't know what the hell morned means :confused:

Tahiti350
11-28-2004, 12:44 AM
Good morning all,
I'm back (no I'm not Poser X).
Mr. Hanson,
Keep the hubcaps, but slam the truck, then they will look sweet ;) . For the scoops, maybe black out the center of the hood. That would also help you find it in the snow drifts.
GaryB> Tahiti350

Squirtin Thunder
11-28-2004, 01:03 AM
Good morning all,
I'm back (no I'm not Poser X).
Mr. Hanson,
Keep the hubcaps, but slam the truck, then they will look sweet ;) . For the scoops, maybe black out the center of the hood. That would also help you find it in the snow drifts.
GaryB> Tahiti350
Its a flippin 4x4 !!!
WTF are you thinkin ??????? :2purples:

Tahiti350
11-28-2004, 01:39 AM
Its a flippin 4x4 !!!
WTF are you thinkin ??????? :2purples:
That was the point, It's a 4X4 with rice rocket hubcaps, in Canada, in the snow (or soon will be). If your going to go part of the way, take the whole trip. It's kind of like the Expeditions, Navigators, and Escalades running 22's and rubberbands :sleeping: . Those are 4X4's also, but everyone thinks they're "cool", "Phat", or whatever the word of the week is.
Truth is I was poking a little fun at Kim, and instead upset the Ford guy (nothing inherently wrong with Fords, I've owned a few including my current '64 Galaxie conv).
Gary B> Tahiti350

Squirtin Thunder
11-28-2004, 01:45 AM
That was the point, It's a 4X4 with rice rocket hubcaps, in Canada, in the snow (or soon will be). If your going to go part of the way, take the whole trip. It's kind of like the Expeditions, Navigators, and Escalades running 22's and rubberbands :sleeping: . Those are 4X4's also, but everyone thinks they're "cool", "Phat", or whatever the word of the week is.
Truth is I was poking a little fun at Kim, and instead upset the Ford guy (nothing inherently wrong with Fords, I've owned a few including my current '64 Galaxie conv).
Gary B> Tahiti350
No everything is Cool !!!
I just Hate those things !!! Plastic Chrome Now thats Cool !!!!

Rexone
11-28-2004, 02:04 AM
hey Kim better keep the hubcaps they go good with the 80's hood scoops
:D
kim don't feel bad I drive an old truck too. new trucks at 50K aren't worth it IMO.
Rex(stuckinthe80s)one
ps kim I have some OP butt hugger shorts I'm gonna put on ebay you can have first shot at em. :D

Tahiti350
11-28-2004, 02:48 AM
I agree with Rexone about the older trucks. '93 Cummins Dodge dualie w/248 hp at the rear wheels (dyno'ed) :2purples: Stock was 165 at the crank, about 120 at the rear wheels :sleeping: . Only has about 116K miles on it, so should be good for a long, long time.
GaryB> Tahiti350
P.S. I saw a post about having to relate real name to screen name after I started signing this way. I think I"ll keep it.

Kim Hanson
11-28-2004, 07:48 AM
hey Kim better keep the hubcaps they go good with the 80's hood scoops
:D
kim don't feel bad I drive an old truck too. new trucks at 50K aren't worth it IMO.
Rex(stuckinthe80s)one
ps kim I have some OP butt hugger shorts I'm gonna put on ebay you can have first shot at em. :D
I had to give up those shorts, package fell out a couple times :2purples: Sitting in the boat and who's looking around but "BJH " himself........( . )( . )....

hoolign
11-28-2004, 08:07 AM
You guys should lay off Kims hubcaps...They are actually part of a Canadian experiment in radar diversion...If you pass a cop while doing over the posted speed limit, he's supposed to see them and laugh...just long enough for you to cross the border into Saskatchewan.......My BAd

Kim Hanson
11-28-2004, 08:12 AM
You guys should lay off Kims hubcaps...They are actually part of a Canadian experiment in radar diversion...If you pass a cop while doing over the posted speed limit, he's supposed to see them and laugh...just long enough for you to cross the border into Saskatchewan.......My BAd
Funny this early in the morning and not even drinking :D ........( . )( . )...........

hoolign
11-28-2004, 08:30 AM
Are ya hung over this mornin there Kim? :squiggle:

Kim Hanson
11-28-2004, 09:02 AM
Are ya hung over this mornin there Kim? :squiggle:
Im living if thats what it's called :D Only 2 more hours before start up :D ........( . )( . ).........

hoolign
11-28-2004, 09:04 AM
Im living if thats what it's called :D Only 2 more hours before start up :D ........( . )( . ).........
You have to work today? :idea:

Kim Hanson
11-28-2004, 09:31 AM
You have to work today? :idea:
Well someone has to clean out the fridge again :D I just hate to see beer sit in there for that length of time :cool: .........( . )( . ).........I have to take off some hubcaps :rollside:

BarryMac
11-28-2004, 09:36 AM
When I joined the HB Forums I though Hansen was Chick... ( o ) ( o )...

hoolign
11-28-2004, 09:39 AM
When I joined the HB Forums I though Hansen was Chick... ( o ) ( o )...
The way to gain knowledge is to ash questions :D we all thought you had a real jetboat :D

BarryMac
11-28-2004, 09:45 AM
The way to gain knowledge is to ash questions :D we all thought you had a real jetboat :D
Your right, is Hansen a chick???
I have a real JetBoat, it's just not real fast... :cool:

Kim Hanson
11-28-2004, 09:54 AM
Your right, is Hansen a chick???
I have a real JetBoat, it's just not real fast... :cool:
Im sure most will tell ya, I sure ain't no chick :D I love these baby's though..........( . )( . )........I don't know what it is but 10 pounds of jiggly fun gets me going :jawdrop:

Tom Brown
11-28-2004, 10:45 AM
I don't know what it is but 10 pounds of jiggly fun gets me going :jawdrop:
Look on the bright side. If you are ever single again, just find a fat guy and gut **** him.

Kim Hanson
11-28-2004, 10:49 AM
Look on the bright side. If you are ever single again, just find a fat guy and gut **** him.
:D Ya know, how you make 10 pounds of fat look good, add a nipple to it.......( . )( . )............