Hate the French? Got some time and a fax???

[KACHINA KEN]

Go GIT EM!
Jacques Chirac, President de la Republic
+33 1 47 42 24 65
+33 1 42 92 00 01 (not working at present)
+33 1 42 92 81 88 (not working at present)
+33 1 42 92 81 00
Fax Number: +33 1 42 92 82 99
Charles Millon, Ministere de la Defense (Defence Minister)
+33 1 43 17 60 81 (not working at present)
Herve de Charette, Ministere des Affaires Etrangeres
+33 1 45 22 53 03 (not working at present)
Note: Jacques Chirac's e-mail address was closed within one day of posting here and it seems that his fax numbers have followed suit! The rest of the numbers are OK to the best of our knowledge. Let us know if you have problems.
Alain Juppe, Premier Ministre (Prime Minister)
+33 1 45 44 15 72
Phone Numbers of French Embassy in London
Main Switchboard +44 171 201 1000
Armed Forces +44 171 201 1094
Defence Procurement +44 171 201 1061
Commercial Section +44 171 235 7080
Fax Number: +44 171 201 1004
Phone Numbers of French Institute in Taipei.
10 Floor, No.205 Tun Hwa North Road, Taipei
Telephone +886 02 545 6061
Fax Number: +886 02 545 0994
PO Box 87-117
French Nuclear Attache Washington
telex no. +001 68 41 87
Nuclear Information Centre French Embassy Washington.
Fax Number: +001 202 944 6369
Tell them how you feel about their lack of support, their snotty attitude, their bad food and nasty wine or how you disapprove of them sinking unarmed vessels while in port (Rainbow Warrior in NZ 1985)
Just for grins if you do, post what you sent here.

[MagicMtnDan]

Great idea Ken, thanks for posting.
My problem is I hate the French so much that I don't want to put any creative energy into writing something to fax them. Nor do I want to spend any money (not a penny) on those French fockers so I'm not inclined to fax them.
However, if someone is willing to write up a well-written hate letter detailing some of the French's many injustices then I will fax them.
Anyone? :rollside: :confused:

[Froggystyle]

You need to do a "fax bomb". Whenever you have someone who continues sending you junk faxes, you tape three sheets of darkly colored paper together (pictures, bad photocopies etc..) in a circle and write "Here comes the fax bomb..." on it. Then, you send it to them, tape the end back together as it goes out and it will send a fax to them for as long as they have paper in the machine. The best part is, since it is dark in color, it blows through the ink as well.
They show up and have a 25 page fax all black with "Here comes the bomb" on every third page... with the ink cartridge dust.

[Jordy]

That's funny stuff Wes. Don't know that I'd want to pay the long distance bill for 25 pages of "F-U Frenchies" on something they couldn't wave to surrender. :D :D :D

[uvindex]

You need to do a "fax bomb". Yep, that is one of the all-time best office terrorism tricks! One thing to add: send it around 9:00pm (local time at the receiving end) so that nobody is there to interfere with the fun. :)

[KACHINA KEN]

I don't know if you can financially hurt the frogs unless you take away their oil for food vouchers or something like that. :jawdrop:

[ROZ]

Sorry dude, but I have a weekness for food... French cuisine is one of the best.... The wines are also among the best as long as they have a good rainy season... Napa does have it made with steady climate and irrigation control, though...
Also, they are 9 hours ahead, so be sure to take that in to consideration....
I don't care what the rest of the world thinks of us, so I'm sure they think the same.... Besides, they have their own little b.s. teritorial war they're fighting in The Ivory Coast (country in Africa).