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MagicMtnDan
11-30-2004, 07:15 AM
25 Signs You've Grown Up:
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
(Note: I did NOT write this)

GHTRIM
11-30-2004, 07:22 AM
That pretty much covers everything. I'm forwarding this list to my wife :shift:

Big_Gunz_
11-30-2004, 08:16 AM
guess I'm getting old.......

Bad2DBone
11-30-2004, 08:26 AM
yep, that about covers it alright.

Desert Rat
11-30-2004, 08:39 AM
Yep That about sums it up but I will add one
What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do....

framer1
11-30-2004, 08:39 AM
You didn't really have to post that :D The sitting in front of the computer for work is the only thing that I got by :(

Seadog
11-30-2004, 09:24 AM
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :sleeping:

Red Eye
11-30-2004, 11:05 AM
I have to disagree with #s 3 and 9. Other then that, they're right on.

HOSS
11-30-2004, 11:46 AM
I like the Science diet one. Damn, thats scary.

topless
11-30-2004, 11:51 AM
Oh shit!!!! LMAO. :cry:

switchin'addiction
11-30-2004, 03:34 PM
Getting old here too :cry: :cry:

Ziggy
11-30-2004, 03:40 PM
I like the Science diet one. Damn, thats scary.
Nice to see you around Hoss...ain't seen y'all in quite some time :coffeycup

HOSS
11-30-2004, 03:43 PM
Thanks! Yeah, on the wagon, kid, sheet I`m all grown up now. How the hell did that happen? :idea:

fourspeednup
11-30-2004, 04:25 PM
Hehe..bunch of old fogies around here :D

Kachina26
11-30-2004, 06:36 PM
Twin bed or where ever,just so long as I get it!

KACHINA KEN
11-30-2004, 07:11 PM
#20 and #24. True