Where is Her454?

[topless]

Anyone heard from her? She seems to be MIA. :confused:

[Unforgiven]

Anyone heard from her? She seems to be MIA. :confused:
probably hanging with Jordy :hammer2: :hammer2: :D

[HCS]

Anyone heard from her? She seems to be MIA. :confused:
I notice the samething. Last I herd was something about a wine train.
Maybe she's having too much fun.

[topless]

I notice the samething. Last I herd was something about a wine train.
Maybe she's having too much fun.Last I heard, she was on the way back from Yuma. That was on Saturday. :confused:

[HCS]

Must be the Holiday traffic. :jawdrop:

[78Eliminator]

Here is what happened. Last night me and Her454 had a date. I picked her up, with my tight polyester pants and my silk white button down shirt with the huge collar. We went to the disco, and yeah, my hair was slicked back with tres flores. Her454 was wearing a tube top, tight red hot pants and roller skates. After about 10 lines of coke each, we hit the scene. I had on my platform shoes, so you know all the ladies there were watchine me. SO we are dancing, I am throwing her up in the air and we a doing moves that the crowd can't beleive. MY whole face is numb from the coke and the soles of my platform shoes start to MELT!!!! We are so hot that everyone watching starts making out and it turns into a huge orgy. Then some man in a business suit comes up to me and tells me I won the lottery and not to worry about going to work the next day. I get so excited that I deck him in the face. Then we hop back into my 73 lime green corvette and speed away into the night to an all night after hours swinger party. Then I end up doing more coke in the master bed room with these hot 18 year old porno stars. I am doing coke off this chicks stomach and stroking myself when the cops arrive. We break out and I can't find 454. I end up cruising down the highway and pass out behind the wheel and drive my vette off a pier. While in mid air, and about to hit the water, I jump out the window holding my bag of coke in the air so it doesn't get wet, because I always am thinking.

[topless]

Here is what happened. Last night me and Her454 had a date. I picked her up, with my tight polyester pants and my silk white button down shirt with the huge collar. We went to the disco, and yeah, my hair was slicked back with tres flores. Her454 was wearing a tube top, tight red hot pants and roller skates. After about 10 lines of coke each, we hit the scene. I had on my platform shoes, so you know all the ladies there were watchine me. SO we are dancing, I am throwing her up in the air and we a doing moves that the crowd can't beleive. MY whole face is numb from the coke and the soles of my platform shoes start to MELT!!!! We are so hot that everyone watching starts making out and it turns into a huge orgy. Then some man in a business suit comes up to me and tells me I won the lottery and not to worry about going to work the next day. I get so excited that I deck him in the face. Then we hop back into my 73 lime green corvette and speed away into the night to an all night after hours swinger party. Then I end up doing more coke in the master bed room with these hot 18 year old porno stars. I am doing coke off this chicks stomach and stroking myself when the cops arrive. We break out and I can't find 454. I end up cruising down the highway and pass out behind the wheel and drive my vette off a pier. While in mid air, and about to hit the water, I jump out the window holding my bag of coke in the air so it doesn't get wet, because I always am thinking.That right there would explain it. :jawdrop:

[78Eliminator]

That right there would explain it. :jawdrop:
Married or not, you're next baby. Pick you up around 9.

[topless]

Married or not, you're next baby. Pick you up around 9.
But.......but.....I don't HAVE a tube top and you're scaring me. :angry2:

[78Eliminator]

I will bring a suitcase with me. Inside the suitcase will be the rubber chicken suit for you to wear.

[topless]

:eek: :2purples: I will bring a suitcase with me. Inside the suitcase will be the rubber chicken suit for you to wear.

[78Eliminator]

I will be dessed as a farmer, with overalls with the ass cut out. It will be a lot of fun.

[topless]

I will be dessed as a farmer, with overalls with the ass cut out. It will be a lot of fun.Uh oh.........where are we going?

[HCS]

Here is what happened. Last night me and Her454 had a date. I picked her up, with my tight polyester pants and my silk white button down shirt with the huge collar. We went to the disco, and yeah, my hair was slicked back with tres flores. Her454 was wearing a tube top, tight red hot pants and roller skates. After about 10 lines of coke each, we hit the scene. I had on my platform shoes, so you know all the ladies there were watchine me. SO we are dancing, I am throwing her up in the air and we a doing moves that the crowd can't beleive. MY whole face is numb from the coke and the soles of my platform shoes start to MELT!!!! We are so hot that everyone watching starts making out and it turns into a huge orgy. Then some man in a business suit comes up to me and tells me I won the lottery and not to worry about going to work the next day. I get so excited that I deck him in the face. Then we hop back into my 73 lime green corvette and speed away into the night to an all night after hours swinger party. Then I end up doing more coke in the master bed room with these hot 18 year old porno stars. I am doing coke off this chicks stomach and stroking myself when the cops arrive. We break out and I can't find 454. I end up cruising down the highway and pass out behind the wheel and drive my vette off a pier. While in mid air, and about to hit the water, I jump out the window holding my bag of coke in the air so it doesn't get wet, because I always am thinking.
454 where are you?

[topless]

I really am wondering where she is. She hasn't answered her phone since Sunday.

[Blown 472]

I will be dessed as a farmer, with overalls with the ass cut out. It will be a lot of fun.
Be sure to bring your pitch fork, will you be plucking her??

[78Eliminator]

Some babies grow in a peculiar way

[Jordy]

OK, all bullshit aside, I just walked into my room, woke T up, and she wants you to know she was just fine, nothing to worry about. Just recovering from a wild weekend with me. ;)
She'll be back on here tomorrow, and thanks for your concern. :D

[spectratoad]

Glad to hear she is in good hands. :D :idea: :D

[Unforgiven]

OK, all bullshit aside, I just walked into my room, woke T up, and she wants you to know she was just fine, nothing to worry about. Just recovering from a wild weekend with me. ;)
She'll be back on here tomorrow, and thanks for your concern. :D
see I told you Jordy knew where she was.....Jordy, how does she like the blower????

[RiverOtter]

DUDE, like that was the best night of my life ever! But why did you ditch me when I started flashing the cops my false ID? YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TIE ME UP IN THE TRUNK! I was totally cool with smoking crack on the hood of the green machine until your biatch got jealous! You were WAYYYYY wasted with that midget chick that told you your vette went off a cliff, (DUDE SHE WAS A FREAK, WHATS UP?) Your vette is bad ass and you dance like a mo fo but Im hitting Earl Shives in the morning, YOU ARE TOTALLY ****ING COLOR CHALLENGED And need to lay off the acid & alcohol.
Now, since you've had me tied up in the basement, you've made me miss way too many days on the forum (I think its a record) and you suck for keepig me hostage from all that I love dear, so now that Jordy has rescued me....I am going to console Topless for the loss of her horse (how ****ing ironic is that for the old timers?)
T-
:jawdrop:

[spectratoad]

Whoa, what a party man. Wish I could been there too. :squiggle: :)