Jetboats suck!!!!!!!

[Jetboatguru]

It looked boring in here :wink:
Carry on!!!!!!!
PS Kim Hanson is not only gay, he is painfully stupid

[Squirtin Thunder]

Tony,
It looks like you need a slot boat track !!!
Or a RC boat just to keep you buisy !!!

[LVjetboy]

Looks a little slow in v-land too.
jer

[canuck1]

Well Tony, since you are so bored, lets talk about your backing down from racing certain people with jet boats...

[Squirtin Thunder]

Well Tony, since you are so bored, lets talk about your backing down from racing certain people with jet boats...
Tony backing down ???
Wow !!!!
That is Big !!!
I know where this comes from. He drove one at Ming and it scared him. Just too damm quick for a Vdrive guy.

[Johnwithjm]

It looked boring in here :wink:
Carry on!!!!!!!
PS Kim Hanson is not only gay, he is painfully stupidAt least we agree on some things :p

[Jordy]

At least we agree on some things :p
I've got a couple more to agree on:
Jim Anderson seems taller on the internet than in person and Johnwithjm seems shorter. :D :D :D

[waterwitch]

It looked boring in here :wink:
Carry on!!!!!!!
PS Kim Hanson is not only gay, he is painfully stupid
Hey Tony....
I am curious.. if you drive/race a v-drive
then why is your name on here "jetboatguru".
Are you a mechanic? Jet boat lover?
Just wondering. :D

[Johnwithjm]

I've got a couple more to agree on:
Jim Anderson seems taller on the internet than in person and Johnwithjm seems shorter. :D :D :DStand up when your talking to me Jordy :p

[Jordy]

Stand up when your talking to me Jordy :p
I was and I still felt short, but I did feel pretty skinny at the same time. :D :D :D

[Johnwithjm]

I was and I still felt short, but I did feel pretty skinny at the same time. :D :D :D
I never said I was slim :)

[Jordy]

I never said I was slim :)
Did you get your nitrous explosion deal figured out or do we need to park you next to Jim Anderson and Scott Peralta and put you in the food buisness? :D

[Johnwithjm]

Did you get your nitrous explosion deal figured out or do we need to park you next to Jim Anderson and Scott Peralta and put you in the food buisness? :D
After replacing and testing everything it was a bad coil.

[Jordy]

After replacing and testing everything it was a bad coil.
Wow, probably the last or next to the last thing you checked/replaced too... well, now you're ready for next time. :D

[Jetboatguru]

John, glad you got the NOS thing figured out. I am still miffed at Canucks statement but I forgot he is from Canada. Jordy Don't be fooled by Johns size, he really is huge.

[cyclone]

Like I told you before john, you should just let me drive and everything would work just fine. Think of what dropping 100 lbs would do for the boat's et! well that and having a guy behind the wheel with who hasn't a clue might make the boat run quicker too!

[Jetboatguru]

Think of what dropping 100 lbs would do for the boat's et! !
Who are you gonna put in there "The Fridge?"

[cyclone]

I dont think the fridge would come out of retirement for an njba event.

[Squirtin Thunder]

Well Tony, since you are so bored, lets talk about your backing down from racing certain people with jet boats...
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Vegetarian...the Indian word for bad hunter
Tony backing down ???
Wow !!!!
That is Big !!!
I know where this comes from. He drove one at Ming and it scared him. Just too damm quick for a Vdrive guy.[/QUOTE]

[Rexone]

Hey Tony....
I am curious.. if you drive/race a v-drive
then why is your name on here "jetboatguru".
Are you a mechanic? Jet boat lover?
Just wondering. :D
I think I read somewhere he got the nickname from the way Jim Andersons tacos make him squirt like a jet boat. And that he now treats the condition by scarfing a few donuts after visiting the taco stand.
Feel free to transfer to BR anytime Hammer :D

[cyclone]

I think I read somewhere he got the nickname from the way Jim Andersons tacos make him squirt like a jet boat. And that he now treats the condition by scarfing a few donuts after visiting the taco stand.
Feel free to transfer to BR anytime Hammer :D
party pooper. :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

I think I read somewhere he got the nickname from the way Jim Andersons tacos make him squirt like a jet boat. And that he now treats the condition by scarfing a few donuts after visiting the taco stand.
Feel free to transfer to BR anytime Hammer :D
This is Bench Racing at its worst !!!!!!!!

[canuck1]

John, glad you got the NOS thing figured out. I am still miffed at Canucks statement but I forgot he is from Canada. Jordy Don't be fooled by Johns size, he really is huge.
Miffed? Canada? Think man think

[You Te]

Poor Guru, Hanson has really rattled his cage.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You Te

[Kim Hanson]

Poor Guru, Hanson has really rattled his cage.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You Te
I haven't even started yet.........( . )( . )......maybe he's just lost again! :D .......... :idea:

[steelcomp]

I haven't even started yet.........( . )( . )......maybe he's just lost again! :D .......... :idea:
DOH!!! :hammerhea

[LVjetboy]

"Hey Tony....I am curious.. if you drive/race a v-drive
then why is your name on here "jetboatguru". Are you a mechanic? Jet boat lover?
Just wondering."
If you truly are just wondering? Tony's screen name and drive choice have nothing to do with one another as you may already know. In fact, his choice of "jetboatguru" more for tonque-in-cheek effect. Not that he hasn't driven jets. Or that he doesn't understand how jets work or what performance they can achieve. Just that "jetboatguru" was the screen name choice of a typical v-driver being funny while putting-down jetters in a subtle way...not directly...indirectly. Because indirectly works best. Make sense?
jer

[superdave013]

"Hey Tony....I am curious.. if you drive/race a v-drive
then why is your name on here "jetboatguru". Are you a mechanic? Jet boat lover?
Just wondering."
If you truly are just wondering? Tony's screen name and drive choice have nothing to do with one another as you may already know. In fact, his choice of "jetboatguru" more for tonque-in-cheek effect. Not that he hasn't driven jets. Or that he doesn't understand how jets work or what performance they can achieve. Just that "jetboatguru" was the screen name choice of a typical v-driver being funny while putting-down jetters in a subtle way...not directly...indirectly. Because indirectly works best. Make sense?
jer
so if you directly (not indirectly) lined your horse up aginst his on "any sunday" how do you think you would stack up?
Would your ass get handed to you directly? Or would you directly hand him his ass? lol
both direct and indirect charts / graphs to follow, stay tunned! :D

[superdave013]

Hey Tony....
I am curious.. if you drive/race a v-drive
then why is your name on here "jetboatguru".
Are you a mechanic? Jet boat lover?
Just wondering. :D
In 2,000 I had to drive from Anaheim to Bakersfield to find out who this jetboatguru really was. LMAO, focker got me pretty good back then.

[Johnwithjm]

Like I told you before john, you should just let me drive and everything would work just fine. Think of what dropping 100 lbs would do for the boat's et! well that and having a guy behind the wheel with who hasn't a clue might make the boat run quicker too!
Mr. Flynt if you want to drive it I will let you. But your not looking that slim your self these days. ;) Kinda like the icebox not the fridge

[waterwitch]

"Hey Tony....I am curious.. if you drive/race a v-drive
then why is your name on here "jetboatguru". Are you a mechanic? Jet boat lover?
Just wondering."
If you truly are just wondering? Tony's screen name and drive choice have nothing to do with one another as you may already know. In fact, his choice of "jetboatguru" more for tonque-in-cheek effect. Not that he hasn't driven jets. Or that he doesn't understand how jets work or what performance they can achieve. Just that "jetboatguru" was the screen name choice of a typical v-driver being funny while putting-down jetters in a subtle way...not directly...indirectly. Because indirectly works best. Make sense?
jer
Thanks for the information. I really didn't know.
Now I got it. :D

[Dirk Jones]

YOU te is a putz

[pops1]

Miffed? Canada? Think man thinkcanuck, what is your season look like. In water by X month and over by X

[canuck1]

canuck, what is your season look like. In water by X month and over by X
This year we had the first run in early march and the river is still open as of today

[Kurtis500]

After replacing and testing everything it was a bad coil.
Hey Johnwithjm, was that your tan boat with a white scoop that blew on the line? If so, I'm going diving at Firebird next week or the week after for the rest of Dave Sharps stuff. I watched the scoop blow off, so maybe I can find it.
I'll let you know later.(If that was you)

[Squirtin Thunder]

so if you directly (not indirectly) lined your horse up aginst his on "any sunday" how do you think you would stack up?
Would your ass get handed to you directly? Or would you directly hand him his ass? lol
both direct and indirect charts / graphs to follow, stay tunned! :D
I think if Jer took out all the crap out of his boat and went to a fogger system he may have a good chance, in a Drag race !!! In a Circle race I am not sure but I think Tony has a BIGGGER set !!!
Jim

[pops1]

It looked boring in here :wink:
Carry on!!!!!!!
PS Kim Hanson is not only gay, he is painfully stupid
Look Tony, you can't just post anywhare you want - the Mod Guy Got You and shipped you over here where the SHARKS ARE. Is your class going to get hit with Capsule Rule or are you there. Dave

[Kim Hanson]

Look Tony, you can't just post anywhare you want - the Mod Guy Got You and shipped you over here where the SHARKS ARE. Is your class going to get hit with Capsule Rule or are you there. Dave
I think Guru should change his name to Guppy, they eat everything also..........( . )( . )......... :idea:

[Johnwithjm]

Hey Johnwithjm, was that your tan boat with a white scoop that blew on the line? If so, I'm going diving at Firebird next week or the week after for the rest of Dave Sharps stuff. I watched the scoop blow off, so maybe I can find it.
I'll let you know later.(If that was you)
That was me yellow boat white scoop. Let me know what you find. Thanks for the offer.

[O.B eddie]

I think Guru should change his name to Guppy, they eat everything also..........( . )( . )......... :idea:
Well they may eat everything , but not suck everything especially whacker offer's privates like yo kimmie.. You suucckkerr!! Hee Haww :yuk: :)

[Kim Hanson]

Well they may eat everything , but not suck everything especially whacker offer's privates like yo kimmie.. You suucckkerr!! Hee Haww :yuk: :) Okay OB! Guppys suck it in ya dumbass! Hard and fast, you stand right up to that name also.....( . )( . )........ :idea: go to Iboats.com.......more your style! SLOW! :D

[O.B eddie]

Okay OB! Guppys suck it in ya dumbass! Hard and fast, you stand right up to that name also.....( . )( . )........ :idea: go to Iboats.com.......more your style! SLOW! :D Kimmie my sail boat is faster than your two turds!! Hee Haww :cry: :boxed:

[Kim Hanson]

Kimmie my sail boat is faster than your two turds!! Hee Haww :cry: :boxed:
Maybe faster than your surf board, lets leave it at that buddy! This is the Holiday month and all.........( . )( . ).....I hear Guru calling :crossx:

[bp]

That was me yellow boat white scoop. Let me know what you find. Thanks for the offer.
i bet that suckers melted by now john, layin' at the bottom of "lake acid" for 2 weeks. mebbe for the next time, you could have a little parachute on it, so that it'll just drift down, and little whacker could go catch it? :D the other one that blew 50' in the air just floated around for awhile until somebody went over and picked it up. that was a pretty awesome shot, right off the rope.

[steelcomp]

"Hey Tony....I am curious.. if you drive/race a v-drive
then why is your name on here "jetboatguru". Are you a mechanic? Jet boat lover?
Just wondering."
If you truly are just wondering? Tony's screen name and drive choice have nothing to do with one another as you may already know. In fact, his choice of "jetboatguru" more for tonque-in-cheek effect. Not that he hasn't driven jets. Or that he doesn't understand how jets work or what performance they can achieve. Just that "jetboatguru" was the screen name choice of a typical v-driver being funny while putting-down jetters in a subtle way...not directly...indirectly. Because indirectly works best. Make sense?
jer
Jeeeezzz, Jer....take a hit, dude!!! :squiggle: :D

[cyclone]

Mr. Flynt if you want to drive it I will let you. But your not looking that slim your self these days. ;) Kinda like the icebox not the fridge
LOL.
Mr. Ultra, i'm ready to drive whenever got that boat of yours running again.

[Johnwithjm]

LOL.
Mr. Ultra, i'm ready to drive whenever got that boat of yours running again.
Larry it never stoped running just blew the scoop off :jawdrop:

[cyclone]

oh well then if you can ensure that there's some extra fuel going to the motor along with the nitrous so that the scoop doesnt blow off.....then i'm ready to drive for ya! :D

[Kim Hanson]

It looked boring in here :wink:
Carry on!!!!!!!
PS Kim Hanson is not only gay, he is painfully stupid
Guru sucks and is a total ****up that love donuts! Your title Guru, throbbing member :idea: You don't need to keep pulling on it for that long, wifes have softer body parts to use! ......( . )( . ).Ya putz! :sleeping: