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manuel
12-02-2004, 08:13 AM
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking
home they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them
suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her
panties, and used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want
to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.
After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said,
"These damn girls' night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night
without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between
the cheeks of her butt that said,
From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

Boozer
12-02-2004, 08:24 AM
That's f*ckin hillarious.

Reaper1
12-02-2004, 09:12 AM
Good one!

Mandelon
12-02-2004, 11:20 AM
Good one! :D

tamalewagon
12-02-2004, 11:23 AM
Lmao!!!

AzLakeLizard
12-02-2004, 11:27 AM
oh.. now my sides hurt! :)