Kim Hanson & You-Te's Christmas list to SANTA!!!.

[BILLY.B]

:D :D :D 1. Put a hit out on Guru, OBEDDIE, Dirk Jones, Bird Pearcher, Jordy, Roman1, & V-DRIVES RULE so they won't be around to "BITCH SLAP" them on the boards anymore.
2. A GPS that isn't rigged.
3. An engine that sounds like it belongs on a boat rather then in a gardner's hand.
4. Friends that really what to ride in there boat because they think it's cool, rather then just needing a ride to speed alley because they don't have a boat.
5. ( You-Te)... To find a signed contract from Roland that he will drive the boat at the 2005 BBSP.
6. (Kim Hanson)... To finally get a pair of shorts that aren't hand me down's from the wife and are of this decade.

[You Te]

Billy bee's list.
1. A spray gun. (customers are complaining about brush and roller marks)
2. A boat that he can use on the weekend at Needles.
3. A freight train and a hobo.
4. Lots of crome goodies for his trailer and boat. (so he can look cool in the parking lot.)
5. And jetboatguru in a pear tree. (see photo in paintball thread)
It's not a "RUN"........... cause it's a "TRAILER QUEEN"
You Te

[Wicky]

I'll take a new pair of boots...for when it gets deep around here!!!!lmao,
Wicky

[HM]

7. (Hansen) Season tickets to "It's Raining Men" starring Uncle Tony and choreographed by Roland and CrazyHippy.
8. (Hansen) His truck back from the casino.
9. (Hansen) A life time supply of UT hand made protein shakes.
10. (UT) Chin protector/stimulator for his lil buddy, Hansen.

[Jetboatguru]

7. (Hansen) Season tickets to "It's Raining Men" starring Uncle Tony and choreographed by Roland and CrazyHippy.
8. (Hansen) His truck back from the casino.
9. (Hansen) A life time supply of UT hand made protein shakes.
10. (UT) Chin protector/stimulator for his lil buddy, Hansen.
WOW!!!!!
Holy Moly plants his nuts firmly on You Te's and Kim's chins.
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA

[HM]

WOW!!!!!
Holy Moly plants his nuts firmly on You Te's and Kim's chins.
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
Look what you made me do.
Now I have to battle with the world's most illiterate dumbass and his new found master of dillusion.
What will UT do when they free Barney? Is there enough hansen for the both of them? Can hansen swing from from both sacks? Hansen may have to remove the rest of his toofises. Perhaps freeing Barney will be the best, then Hansen will be too busy to post while taking it on the chin caveman style by two of his heroes.
I put a new "drunken gay canadien" translator filter on my router, but is had a fatal error on the first post by hansen. I called tech support, and they said any attempted translation of that chinball wizard voids all waranties.

[canuck1]

WOW!!!!!
Holy Moly plants his nuts firmly on You Te's and Kim's chins.
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
I hate to disagree with you Guru but since Holly Molly is an admitted French Canadian the balls would be placed firmly on HM's chin, no matter what the results from any battle of the (nit) wits are the end result would still be the same, nuts slappin HM's chin :jawdrop:

[Jetboatguru]

I hate to disagree with you Guru but since Holly Molly is an admitted French Canadian the balls would be placed firmly on HM's chin, no matter what the results from any battle of the (nit) wits are the end result would still be the same, nuts slappin HM's chin :jawdrop:
Now how can that be possible? He is dropping his own nuts on his own chin?
Highly unlikely!
If Kim could do that, he would never leave the house!!

[HM]

I hate to disagree with you Guru but since Holly Molly is an admitted French Canadian the balls would be placed firmly on HM's chin, no matter what the results from any battle of the (nit) wits are the end result would still be the same, nuts slappin HM's chin :jawdrop:
LOL...yes it is true I have canuck lineage. But all my family LEFT and never looked back(102 years ago!) Margerine is illegal in your country! C'MON!!

[canuck1]

Now how can that be possible? He is dropping his own nuts on his own chin?
In holly mollys case(anyones nuts will do) the french thing explains it all
Highly unlikely!
But he keeps trying
If Kim could do that, he would never leave the house!!
True

[canuck1]

LOL...yes it is true I have canuck lineage. But all my family LEFT and never looked back(102 years ago!)
Excuses,excuses
Margerine is illegal in your country! C'MON!!???as in butter type stuff?

[HM]

Now how can that be possible? He is dropping his own nuts on his own chin?
Canuck1 has been attempting this for years and settles for hansen's chin.
Highly unlikely!
besides, canuck1 went wrong years ago in a tragic double fisting accident in which they had to use the jaws of life to pry his fist from his mouth and ass simultaneously.
If Kim could do that, he would never leave the house!!
True dat.

[canuck1]

True dat.
Typical Frenchman trying to put the blame on someone else :eek:

[canuck1]

Good thing the wind comes out of the north

[Roland the Fisherman]

I hate to disagree with you Guru but since Holly Molly is an admitted French Canadian the balls would be placed firmly on HM's chin, no matter what the results from any battle of the (nit) wits are the end result would still be the same, nuts slappin HM's chin :jawdrop:
Can't over look the French part of the his "French Canadian pedigree". Maybe he will just roll over, piss on himself and surrender.........
(That will teach him to accuse me of choreographing fag dances) :D

[You Te]

Hey Holy Moly,
One good investment is worth a lifetime of labor.
If you don't find a good investment you are sentenced to driving a big block.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You Te

[You Te]

WOW!!!!!
Holy Moly plants his nuts firmly on You Te's and Kim's chins.
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
Did you enjoy your trip back to the stadium after Kim knocked you out of the park.
I'm still laughing at you monkey boy.
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Look what you made me do.
Now I have to battle with the world's most illiterate dumbass and his new found master of dillusion.
What will UT do when they free Barney? Is there enough hansen for the both of them? Can hansen swing from from both sacks? Hansen may have to remove the rest of his toofises. Perhaps freeing Barney will be the best, then Hansen will be too busy to post while taking it on the chin caveman style by two of his heroes.
I put a new "drunken gay canadien" translator filter on my router, but is had a fatal error on the first post by hansen. I called tech support, and they said any attempted translation of that chinball wizard voids all waranties.
Holy Moly,
Careful now, you have brought way too much artillery and brains to this party. In order to properly communicate with these 2 you will need to master their vocabulary. You use words like "dillusional" and "illiterate"
They use words like "duh" "(.)(.)" "please do me in the butt Kim"
Please throttle back and learn the language.

[HM]

I'm still dreaming of you and your monkey.
You Te
Ewwww...hope you got plastic over your keyboard there tiger. Perhaps that explains kimmy's ramblings!! He is not illiterate! His keyboard is just gummed up from all of UT's hand made protein shots.....shaken, not stirred?

[HM]

Holy Moly,
Careful now, you have brought way too much artillery and brains to this party. In order to properly communicate with these 2 you will need to master their vocabulary. You use words like "dillusional" and "illiterate"
They use words like "duh" "(.)(.)" "please do me in the butt Kim"
Please throttle back and learn the language.
Noted. I mean....yeeee haawwwwwwww!!!!

[BILLY.B]

Billy bee's list.
1. A spray gun. (customers are complaining about brush and roller marks)
2. A boat that he can use on the weekend at Needles.
3. A freight train and a hobo.
4. Lots of crome goodies for his trailer and boat. (so he can look cool in the parking lot.)
5. And jetboatguru in a pear tree. (see photo in paintball thread)
It's not a "RUN"........... cause it's a "TRAILER QUEEN"
You Te Hey Guru & Holy Moly i'm begining to think that You( swing on Kim's nutts) Te & Kim( I need a nudder beer ) Hansen are one of the same. There post make no sense and they can't spell worth a $hit, and they run one saying into the ground cause they can't come up with anything new. Another quality post from the ole vinyl installer himself. Speaking of "trailer queen", look no further then your garage 2 stroke boy. Tip for the new year uncle Tom, spend less time on the computer and more time on the gardening equipment you call a engine. :idea: :p

[Kim Hanson]

:D :D :D 1. Put a hit out on Guru, OBEDDIE, Dirk Jones, Bird Pearcher, Jordy, Roman1, & V-DRIVES RULE so they won't be around to "BITCH SLAP" them on the boards anymore.
2. A GPS that isn't rigged.
3. An engine that sounds like it belongs on a boat rather then in a gardner's hand.
4. Friends that really what to ride in there boat because they think it's cool, rather then just needing a ride to speed alley because they don't have a boat.
5. ( You-Te)... To find a signed contract from Roland that he will drive the boat at the 2005 BBSP.
6. (Kim Hanson)... To finally get a pair of shorts that aren't hand me down's from the wife and are of this decade.
Billy B, you ain't jumping on Guru's band wagon also :D To think you v-drive guys think we are close knit bunch..lmao!........( . )( . )....I bet ya share those protective shorts right! :idea: I think you need a bra son, those tits of yours are making some funny looking paint jobs with those nipple hair drags :D

[Kim Hanson]

Look what you made me do.
Now I have to battle with the world's most illiterate dumbass and his new found master of dillusion.
What will UT do when they free Barney? Is there enough hansen for the both of them? Can hansen swing from from both sacks? Hansen may have to remove the rest of his toofises. Perhaps freeing Barney will be the best, then Hansen will be too busy to post while taking it on the chin caveman style by two of his heroes.
I put a new "drunken gay canadien" translator filter on my router, but is had a fatal error on the first post by hansen. I called tech support, and they said any attempted translation of that chinball wizard voids all waranties.
:idea: I don't think you boys just type this stuff up, is it a living ordeal Holy Shit Head, Guru talking about resting nuts on chin and shit! You wondering really stupid crap, I wonder if Guru stops fast how far you will go up his ass? To the shoulders or further? :D .........( . )( . )......

[Kim Hanson]

Holy Moly,
Careful now, you have brought way too much artillery and brains to this party. In order to properly communicate with these 2 you will need to master their vocabulary. You use words like "dillusional" and "illiterate"
They use words like "duh" "(.)(.)" "please do me in the butt Kim"
Please throttle back and learn the language.
Guru, I will try to find a way to make you your favorite things you talk about alot...NUT'S! Then you can end all post with the thing you think about most :cool: ..........( . )( . ).........

[Kim Hanson]

Hey Guru & Holy Moly i'm begining to think that You( swing on Kim's nutts) Te & Kim( I need a nudder beer ) Hansen are one of the same. There post make no sense and they can't spell worth a $hit, and they run one saying into the ground cause they can't come up with anything new. Another quality post from the ole vinyl installer himself. Speaking of "trailer queen", look no further then your garage 2 stroke boy. Tip for the new year uncle Tom, spend less time on the computer and more time on the gardening equipment you call a engine. :idea: :p
Hey, Billy B this isn't a ****ing school for typing, find something new Billy B! Guru did that and so did Jordy :rolleyes: My tip for you, paint those boats to not look so dam queer.............( . )( . )........ :cool: If not, rainbows colors are good down there! :notam:

[Kwicherbichen]

I was watching Comedy Central but turned it off when I started reading these threads and laughing my ass off

[lucky]

I'm back and missed all sorts of the shit lol - :D billy nice start - uncle toney - nice finish - hansen nipples with hair ?? eeeeewwwwwwhhh :2purples:

[BILLY.B]

Billy B,I bet ya share those protective shorts right! :idea: I think you need a bra son, those tits of yours are making some funny looking paint jobs with those nipple hair drags :D First off I do have a pair of protective shorts because I do have something to protect, unlike you you "MANGINA". Next thing ....I wish you'd get the thoughts of your last encounter with a hairy nippled hooker out of your head before you come on here, but you have given me a new idea :idea:.Next time you run into him (from behind of course) send him by,we've been looking for a subject to draw for the back of next year's BBSP t-shirt :jawdrop: :shift:

[Bird Percher]

Billy B, you ain't jumping on Guru's band wagon also :D To think you v-drive guys think we are close knit bunch..lmao!........( . )( . )....I bet ya share those protective shorts right! :idea: I think you need a bra son, those tits of yours are making some funny looking paint jobs with those nipple hair drags :D
Kim have you looked at the signature of your post?? You have a v-drive DUMBASS (or so you call it), please sell it or take it off the bottom and just leave your 140 MPH ob on there .. I honestly feel bad for your kids, DO YOU EVER DO ANY THING WITH THEM? I can only imagine at Christmas time all the Hansen family eatin rabbits (or whatever you eat at X-MAS) and there you are sitting in the garage posting on Hot Boat.. Drinking your beer of course... Make sure that you dont come to any boating events around here because you are not smart enough to boat around here. :idea:

[HM]

I was watching Comedy Central but turned it off when I started reading these threads and laughing my ass off
I nearly spit pepsi out my nose yesterday! :D

[Kim Hanson]

First off I do have a pair of protective shorts because I do have something to protect, unlike you you "MANGINA". Next thing ....I wish you'd get the thoughts of your last encounter with a hairy nippled hooker out of your head before you come on here, but you have given me a new idea :idea:.Next time you run into him (from behind of course) send him by,we've been looking for a subject to draw for the back of next year's BBSP t-shirt :jawdrop: :shift:
Soooo Billy B, what do those bra and panty things sell for and can you get different colors. Give the bra to my wife and i can fell sexy like those v-drive guys, or is it Manly! :idea: I would put up a really good picture Billy but then they would give me some time off :redface: Just take a camera next time ya see Guru, or are the crumbs gettin to you now :( :D .........( . )( . )..........I bet you can do good arm pit fart eh! ;)

[Kim Hanson]

Kim have you looked at the signature of your post?? You have a v-drive DUMBASS (or so you call it), please sell it or take it off the bottom and just leave your 140 MPH ob on there .. I honestly feel bad for your kids, DO YOU EVER DO ANY THING WITH THEM? I can only imagine at Christmas time all the Hansen family eatin rabbits (or whatever you eat at X-MAS) and there you are sitting in the garage posting on Hot Boat.. Drinking your beer of course... Make sure that you dont come to any boating events around here because you are not smart enough to boat around here. :idea:
I can change it for you Bird Shit, and I do lots with my kids from bowling to golf to anything that they think is fun! Summer is best because we are at the Lake as much as we can be, they love the water as much as I do! Going fast also!
Eatin rabbits, those are pets BS! We have Turkey, Ham, cabbage rolls,perogies all the good stuff and yes I do sit in the garage and work on that " POS " v-drive, they suck ya know!
If you do it BS anyone can.......or are you really smart like Holy Moly and Guru :D ............ :D I can boat like you guys, quick little vroom ,vroom and head back to the launch! That isn't hard to do, try stay out on the water all day! I know not smart enough right, that trailer don't miss your boat also! :D
............( . )( . )..............

[BILLY.B]

Soooo Billy B, what do those bra and panty things sell for and can you get different colors. Give the bra to my wife and i can fell sexy like those v-drive guys, or is it Manly! :idea: I would put up a really good picture Billy but then they would give me some time off :redface: Just take a camera next time ya see Guru, or are the crumbs gettin to you now :( :D .........( . )( . )..........I bet you can do good arm pit fart eh! ;) Boy he's on fire tonight. Another post that I wasted my time "TRYING" to make sense of :hammerhea . Can we close the case on whether Kim really gets wasted before he post?????? :eek: :)

[You Te]

Boy he's on fire tonight. Another post that I wasted my time "TRYING" to make sense of :hammerhea . Can we close the case on whether Kim really gets wasted before he post?????? :eek: :)
You know Billy Flea, sometimes I think you hit the bottle and then jump around on the keyboard. I hear most painters are drunks, yep, load the spray gun and get creative hence, wild v-drives.
When the client arrives to see Billy Bee's work of art their response is..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
You Te

[lucky]

You know Billy Flea, sometimes I think you hit the bottle and then jump around on the keyboard. I hear most painters are drunks, yep, load the spray gun and get creative hence, wild v-drives.
When the client arrives to see Billy Bee's work of art their response is..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
You Te
painters rock - i respect the hell out of painters - or glassers - anyone working with solvent type shit - nothing like a little dp 5590 in the morning -lol

[uclahater]

You know Billy Flea, sometimes I think you hit the bottle and then jump around on the keyboard. I hear most painters are drunks, yep, load the spray gun and get creative hence, wild v-drives.
When the client arrives to see Billy Bee's work of art their response is..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
You Te
Do us all a favor, and Hang yourself instead of a sign today.I think the funny inks, and solvents that you use have really put you in touch with KIMMY :idea: :idea:

[HM]

Boy he's on fire tonight. Another post that I wasted my time "TRYING" to make sense of :hammerhea . Can we close the case on whether Kim really gets wasted before he post?????? :eek: :)
Perhaps Kimmie is just tired from allllllllll the classes he has taken on being a journyman plasterer? I am sure Einstein suffered the same fatigue. :)

[Jet Hydro]

I hear most painters are drunks, yep, load the spray gun and get creative
You Te
Hey now You Te, I resemble that remark :D

[Kim Hanson]

Boy he's on fire tonight. Another post that I wasted my time "TRYING" to make sense of :hammerhea . Can we close the case on whether Kim really gets wasted before he post?????? :eek: :)
For you Billy I will do the quote thing, it sure is easy to **** you up son.........( . )( . )....... :idea:

[Kim Hanson]

Do us all a favor, and Hang yourself instead of a sign today.I think the funny inks, and solvents that you use have really put you in touch with KIMMY :idea: :idea:
I think he needs to do more, he's still con****tioned! :D ..........( . )( . )........

[Kim Hanson]

Perhaps Kimmie is just tired from allllllllll the classes he has taken on being a journyman plasterer? I am sure Einstein suffered the same fatigue. :)
So now ya get it FF :crossx: ..............( . )( . )......... :D

[Bird Percher]

[QUOTE=Kim Hanson]Soooo Billy B, what do those bra and panty things sell for. Give the bra and panty's back to my wife and i can feel wanted like those v-drive guys that she wants. I would post the really good picture of you Billy, but my wife has it in her purse at the casino today. Just take a camera next time ya see Guru, Because my wifes boyfriend got jealous and shredded the pic that she has of Guru hittin her from behind.
WTF Kimmy are you finally seeing the light?

[Kim Hanson]

[QUOTE=Kim Hanson]Soooo Billy B, what do those bra and panty things sell for. Give the bra and panty's back to my wife and i can feel wanted like those v-drive guys that she wants. I would post the really good picture of you Billy, but my wife has it in her purse at the casino today. Just take a camera next time ya see Guru, Because my wifes boyfriend got jealous and shredded the pic that she has of Guru hittin her from behind.
WTF Kimmy are you finally seeing the light?
I will shit on you son, in a little bit! I don't want Mike to kick me off now....We have a date in 30 days, then its a free for all................( . )( . )..........now **** off and leave me alone! :D

[Bird Percher]

I will shit on you son, in a little bit! I don't want Mike to kick me off now....We have a date in 30 days, then its a free for all................( . )( . )..........now **** off and leave me alone! :D
Is that your boat in the background KYM!! DUMBASS..
BTW I really appreciate you taking that red boat off your signature ,.. you werent smart enough to have it there. Why dont you go fish for 6 years straight, then come back and post.. There looking some one to drive the boat.

[Kim Hanson]

Is that your boat in the background KYM!! DUMBASS..
BTW I really appreciate you taking that red boat off your signature ,.. you werent smart enough to have it there. Why dont you go fish for 6 years straight, then come back and post.. There looking some one to drive the boat.
I know , you are " stupid ". I will be back to talk to a retard in the " when ever ". How did that sound? :hammerhea

[Bird Percher]

I know , you are " stupid ". I will be back to talk to a retard in the " when ever ". How did that sound? :hammerhea
Once again ..... didn't understand the quality post!!!! Please never leave, I have changed my mind. DUMBASS :jawdrop:

[O.B eddie]

Once again ..... didn't understand the quality post!!!! Please never leave, I have changed my mind. DUMBASS :jawdrop:
Kimmie that pic. in your avatar BWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Since you are a gambling man ( hence lost your truck wife and viorginity of your A Hole all in one bet) I propose a challenge, my sail boat against your (junk yard wars finalist) out board?? I may even sail her up your way to whoop two canucks with one stone. yourself and Hooligan.. Hee Haww :hammerhea

[Kim Hanson]

Kimmie that pic. in your avatar BWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Since you are a gambling man ( hence lost your truck wife and viorginity of your A Hole all in one bet) I propose a challenge, my sail boat against your (junk yard wars finalist) out board?? I may even sail her up your way to whoop two canucks with one stone. yourself and Hooligan.. Hee Haww :hammerhea
:idea: You couldn't find CANADA, ya dumb ****! I will put on the trolling motar for you..........though .........( . )( . )........ :hammer2:

[Kim Hanson]

Once again ..... didn't understand the quality post!!!! Please never leave, I have changed my mind. DUMBASS :jawdrop:
I farted in your direction, did it smell like home? If so, you are home! If quality posts where the thing, most should be done with on here Bird Shit!.......( . )( . ).......... :hammerhea

[Bird Percher]

:idea: You couldn't find CANADA, ya dumb ****! I will put on the trolling motar for you..........though .........( . )( . )........ :hammer2:
Here it is again..... MOTAR?????? WTF is a motar?? At least have your son sit on your lap when you post so we AMERICANS can read your illiterate shiaat... See ya tomorrow Inbred..

[Kim Hanson]

http://www.byuboyz.com/forums/index.php? this! Here it is again..... MOTAR?????? WTF is a motar?? At least have your son sit on your lap when you post so we AMERICANS can read your illiterate shiaat... See ya tomorrow Inbred..
You should check out the CRAZY SHIT (http://www.byuboyz.com/forums/index.php?) Good reading! I don't have a son either, all girls! All girls ya dumbass! :clover: ...This is boring, got something else? :idea:

[Bird Percher]

http://www.byuboyz.com/forums/index.php? this!
You should check out the CRAZY SHIT (http://www.byuboyz.com/forums/index.php?) Good reading! I don't have a son either, all girls! All girls ya dumbass! :clover: ...This is boring, got something else? :idea:
lucky for them , they get to get rid of their last name some day.

[Kim Hanson]

lucky for them , they get to get rid of their last name some day.
Ahh, Bird shit! Merry Christmas, you must have boy's to keep that name going..........( . )( . ).......... :(