Kwicherbichen
12-15-2004, 05:33 AM
I know that some of you will start leaving town for the holidays soon and I'd like to pass on a holiday safety tip before you go. This little illustration is about how a couple bottles of Korbel, some left over fireworks from Valentine's Day, and your stupid friends can ruin a perfectly good New Year's Eve
Here we see our happily intoxicated main character, who we'll call DICK. DICK and his buddy have been partying hard and have found some left over fireworks from their last Valentines bash. DICK's friend has this crazy idea to launch one from DICK's ass crack just for laughs. DICK seems reluctant at first but his buddy assures him it will really impress the chicks. DICK happily agrees and appears to be having a good time (see his big stupid smile). After lowering his drawers, DICK's partner in stupidity places the rather larger skyrocket in DICK's ass crack and lights the wick. This should be fun :D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester1.jpg
After lighting the fuse DICK's buddy steps away to enjoy this once in a lifetime event. Just then he starts to think how dangerous it would be if the now lit projectile accidently caught DICK's clothing on fire and says, "Hey DICK, pull your pants down further so they won't catch fire". DICK wholeheartedly agrees and pushes his pants to the ground. Little did DICK realize, when he bent over further, his ass cheeks spread ever so slightly apart releasing his ass grip on the skyrocket stick causing it to fall. When DICK finally realized his mistake he quickly pushed his asscheeks together with his hands to stop the rocket's decent. DICK's buddy also rushed over to lend a hand.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester2.jpg
Unfortunately for DICK he and his buddy were too late and the rocket attempted to make it's way into the sky as a symbol of the New Year. It was at that moment DICK discovered that when extreme heat is applied to the asscrack area it makes your butt cheeks lock like a vise. DICK squirmed, DICK jumped, DICK ran, DICK yelled, and DICK cried like a little girl. There was no relief though because DICK's friends were all on the ground laughing their asses off
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester3.jpg
Once the rocket had lost it's power and DICK's friends picked themselves up off the ground they discovered what a great time they had actually had and shot one last picture for us to enjoy. The morale of this story is don't be a DICK this New Year.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester4.jpg
Please have safe and happy holidays this year from your friend Kwicherbichen
Here we see our happily intoxicated main character, who we'll call DICK. DICK and his buddy have been partying hard and have found some left over fireworks from their last Valentines bash. DICK's friend has this crazy idea to launch one from DICK's ass crack just for laughs. DICK seems reluctant at first but his buddy assures him it will really impress the chicks. DICK happily agrees and appears to be having a good time (see his big stupid smile). After lowering his drawers, DICK's partner in stupidity places the rather larger skyrocket in DICK's ass crack and lights the wick. This should be fun :D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester1.jpg
After lighting the fuse DICK's buddy steps away to enjoy this once in a lifetime event. Just then he starts to think how dangerous it would be if the now lit projectile accidently caught DICK's clothing on fire and says, "Hey DICK, pull your pants down further so they won't catch fire". DICK wholeheartedly agrees and pushes his pants to the ground. Little did DICK realize, when he bent over further, his ass cheeks spread ever so slightly apart releasing his ass grip on the skyrocket stick causing it to fall. When DICK finally realized his mistake he quickly pushed his asscheeks together with his hands to stop the rocket's decent. DICK's buddy also rushed over to lend a hand.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester2.jpg
Unfortunately for DICK he and his buddy were too late and the rocket attempted to make it's way into the sky as a symbol of the New Year. It was at that moment DICK discovered that when extreme heat is applied to the asscrack area it makes your butt cheeks lock like a vise. DICK squirmed, DICK jumped, DICK ran, DICK yelled, and DICK cried like a little girl. There was no relief though because DICK's friends were all on the ground laughing their asses off
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester3.jpg
Once the rocket had lost it's power and DICK's friends picked themselves up off the ground they discovered what a great time they had actually had and shot one last picture for us to enjoy. The morale of this story is don't be a DICK this New Year.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2silvester4.jpg
Please have safe and happy holidays this year from your friend Kwicherbichen