ROZ
12-15-2004, 10:49 AM
A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his
toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout &
having a contest as to who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly
hoisted his beer & said "Here's to spendin' the rest of me life between
the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for best toast of the
night!
He went home & told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for best toast
of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life sittin' in church beside me wife." "Oh
that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly & said, "John won the prize
the other night with a toast about you Mary." She said, "Aye & I was a
bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he
fell asleep & the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come!
toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout &
having a contest as to who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly
hoisted his beer & said "Here's to spendin' the rest of me life between
the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for best toast of the
night!
He went home & told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for best toast
of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life sittin' in church beside me wife." "Oh
that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly & said, "John won the prize
the other night with a toast about you Mary." She said, "Aye & I was a
bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he
fell asleep & the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come!