Justice will prevail

[Doris Jones Esq.]

To whom it may concern,
We are now in the early stages of the litigation process. Dirk Sr, Dirk Jr. and Jim Anderson are all being represented by the Firm of Jones, Jones and Jones. The uncivil acts of denying people of thier right to the First Ammendment will not go unpunished.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

I am looking for John Pauline. He posts under the name of Bropb16. Can anyone give me any information on this young man? Please send it via private message thank you.

[Bobby Knight]

The plot thickins' :sqeyes:

[esabataj]

Lets See :idea:
Now we got Poppa, Moma, And baby Peni (oops) I ment bears all getting in on the act :D
One with a little one. One without one, And one with a laughable one. You figure out which is which one is which.
My guess is that moma has the jewels in the family :mix:
Time to get out the :coffeycup and popcorn

[rrrr]

Hey Doris, the judge called and wanted to know if you were done friggin' yourself with his gavel.

[jackpunx]

I am looking for John Pauline. He posts under the name of Bropb16. Can anyone give me any information on this young man? Please send it via private message thank you.
Yea.. he likes Rockstars.. I hope that helps :wink:

[topless]

Need an expert witness? :D

[esabataj]

Need an expert witness? :D
Get her Topless. Oldbuck will be here shortly. :eek:

[oldbuck40]

Get her Topless. Oldbuck will be here shortly. :eek:how may i help my fellow boaters?

[topless]

We need Thor too. :eek:

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Is there anyone that can be serious about a serious issue. 3 men have been denied their rights and nobody seems to care. You will all be held as accomplices. We at Jones, Jones and Jones have been practicing civil litigation for years and are well versed on the laws. I will not stoop to low levels and put up naked pics. Even though Dirk Sr and Dirk Jr were framed by you animals, I will not buy into it. I am also Looking for an Allison, A Tom Brown, Steve Ard and a few others. They will all be subpoena'd to testify should this move past arbitration.

[oldbuck40]

hey look its the 3 d's dumb,dumber, and dumberer

[topless]

Is there anyone that can be serious about a serious issue. 3 men have been denied their rights and nobody seems to care. You will all be held as accomplices. We at Jones, Jones and Jones have been practicing civil litigation for years and are well versed on the laws. I will not stoop to low levels and put up naked pics. Even though Dirk Sr and Dirk Jr were framed by you animals, I will not buy into it. I am also Looking for an Allison, A Tom Brown, Steve Ard and a few others. They will all be subpoena'd to testify should this move past arbitration.This would be Allison but you can't spell it right. One L please and I live in the Rexmarine parking lot in a trailer. Anything else I can do for you? I am en expert on red x's. :D

[Mrs. Psycho Squid]

Oh come on Doris.... sorry, but there are no practicing attorneys in the State of Ca. by the name of Dirk Jones or Doris Jones
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/search/member_search.aspx?ms=jones&s=fl&ex=&p=6
You could have at least picked a real name.... Geez... :hammerhea

[esabataj]

This would be Allison but you can't spell it right. One L please and I live in the Rexmarine parking lot in a trailer. Anything else I can do for you? I am en expert on red x's. :D
You won't be able to miss it. If i remember correctly it's half under water according to RRL isn't it. :D

[jackpunx]

This would be Allison but you can't spell it right. One L please and I live in the Rexmarine parking lot in a trailer. Anything else I can do for you? I am en expert on red x's. :D
she has a nice trailer.. it has wheels and everything.. I think it was a moving brothel in its day.. so .. you should see the inside.. :D

[topless]

You won't be able to miss it. If i remember correctly it's half under water according to RRL isn't it. :D
I saw that but I was running it hard in Beaumont and didn't make it home last night!!! It will eventually dry out. :mix: ;)

[esabataj]

Oh come on Doris.... sorry, but there are no practicing attorneys in the State of Ca. by the name of Dirk Jones or Doris Jones
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/search/member_search.aspx?ms=jones&s=fl&ex=&p=6
You could have at least picked a real name.... Geez... :hammerhea
Did you try changing the R in Dirk to a "C"
It'll show up that way :cool:

[rrrr]

she has a nice trailer.. it has wheels and everything.. I think it was a moving brothel in its day.. so .. you should see the inside.. :D
Are we talkin' orange shag carpet and dark paneling? Hooooobabee!!! :D

[topless]

Are we talkin' orange shag carpet and dark paneling? Hooooobabee!!! :D
That was you???? :confused:

[jackpunx]

That was you???? :confused:
LMAO.. I thought you were doing it for free... or was I a charity case.. :jawdrop: :D

[topless]

LMAO.. I thought you were doing it for free... or was I a charity case.. :jawdrop: :D
Better be careful what information you let out or Doris will subpeana you too.

[rrrr]

That was you???? :confused:
Don't you remember me, baby?
:D
http://www.welcomehome.org/gabe/MISC/VRSB&PVT.JPG

[topless]

Don't you remember me, baby?
:D
http://www.welcomehome.org/gabe/MISC/VRSB&PVT.JPG
You were quite sexy!!!!

[Moneypitt]

TO: Jones, jones, and Jones. Any future information about this case should be refered to my attorneys, Buttlick, Buttlick, Goldfarb, and Sume....They're in the book.........Sincerly, Craven Moorehead....

[jackpunx]

Better be careful what information you let out or Doris will subpeana you too.
good luck.. Im going to mexico with Her454 Call us collect we'll come pick you up from jail

[Doris Jones Esq.]

The people of ***boat are now going on a list of accomplices. I have copied each thread with names and through the use of the people locater program I have been able to obtain numbers and addresses.

[Keithb87]

What did I miss????? Shouldn't they be looking for Richard Cranium ???? :idea:

[topless]

:rollside: good luck.. Im going to mexico with Her454 Call us collect we'll come pick you up from jail
Thanks!!!

[oldbuck40]

The people of ***boat are now going on a list of accomplices. I have copied each thread with names and through the use of the people locater program I have been able to obtain numbers and addresses.if you cant come up with somthing better than that to keep this story going then quit now!!!

[topless]

The people of ***boat are now going on a list of accomplices. I have copied each thread with names and through the use of the people locater program I have been able to obtain numbers and addresses.
So, do you like my trailer? :eek:

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

The people of ***boat are now going on a list of accomplices. I have copied each thread with names and through the use of the people locater program I have been able to obtain numbers and addresses.
Nice to see you have things under control here Doris.
Please take note of my new thread entitled "Hear ye, hear ye" for further information on this elaborate scheme to deflock individuals of their pursuit of posting happiness. :smile:

[THOR]

I didnt know that posting on a message board, THAT HAS RULES, is a right. I was more thinking things like voting was a right.
Is message board posting a constitutional right? Get real Doris.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

It is called the right to free speech.

[riverbound]

The people of ***boat are now going on a list of accomplices. I have copied each thread with names and through the use of the people locater program I have been able to obtain numbers and addresses.
Rules For Posting/ Viewing the Hot Boat Forums:
2. No nude photos, pornography or links that link directly to pages that contain nude photos or pornographic content
Just wanted to know if you have read this yet? If you have been practicing law for years you should be able to read.I knoe there are some big words in there and it might take all 3 of you mental midgets to sound them out maybe you can all jump on that "special" little bus together and take a field trip to school to figure out what this means.
Funny thing is like it was pointed out in an earlier post your firm doesn't seem to exist. I did contact my lawyer to see what kind of threat this actually was and after he stopped laughing he told me that you are full if
$HIT
Now can we please get back to other things around here? Im sorry your son is the byproduct of inbreeding but its time to give it a rest. And please tell him to keep his junk to himslef.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

I didnt know that posting on a message board, THAT HAS RULES, is a right. I was more thinking things like voting was a right.
Is message board posting a constitutional right? Get real Doris.
By that same logic, are there not rules that apply to voting? I would say yes. There voting has rules, and is it not a right? This forum has rules, therefore, utilizing your logic Mr. Thor, I argue that posting here is indeed a right.
You know little of the rights that you have until you are deprived of them. :idea:

[THOR]

By that same logic, are there not rules that apply to voting? I would say yes. There voting has rules, and is it not a right? This forum has rules, therefore, utilizing your logic Mr. Thor, I argue that posting here is indeed a right.
You know little of the rights that you have until you are deprived of them. :idea:
It is not logic, it is a constitutional right. Message posting is not. That is what is called a choice. That is done by one's own decisions. Get a clue.

[THOR]

It is called the right to free speech.
No it is not. You have to register by the rules of the message board here. Therefore, the moderators make the decisions about what is allowed and what isnt. This is not a right. Did you miss that day in law school? Were you fighting your son's battles that day as well? What law school did you go to? There is no way you passed the bar if you think posting on this message board is a right to free speech. :sleeping:

[THOR]

By that same logic, are there not rules that apply to voting? I would say yes. There voting has rules, and is it not a right? This forum has rules, therefore, utilizing your logic Mr. Thor, I argue that posting here is indeed a right.
You know little of the rights that you have until you are deprived of them. :idea:
What rules are in voting? Please punch the card here? Show your ID? If those are rules then you might be right. Wait, no, you are wrong. These things are called procedures. Get is straight.

[riverbound]

What law school did you go to? There is no way you passed the bar if you think posting on this message board is a right to free speech. :sleeping:
Whatsamata U ;)

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

It is not logic, it is a constitutional right. Message posting is not. That is what is called a choice. That is done by one's own decisions. Get a clue.
Are you suggesting that voting is not done by one's own decisions??? Your own logic is failing you in this situation Mr. Thor. :rollside:

[THOR]

BTW, Jones, Jones, Jones and Jones, I think you should sue the hell out of ***boat for not letting you cuss here. That is a right of free speech, just ask the FCC. ;)

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

What rules are in voting? Please punch the card here? Show your ID? If those are rules then you might be right. Wait, no, you are wrong. These things are called procedures. Get is straight.
Yes, those are rules, also known as laws. There is a whole section of codes (laws to the lay person) regulating how a polling place runs before, during, and after an election. Not to mention how things are handled in the cities and towns on said election day. Does the prohibition of the selling of alcohol ring a bell? That is a LAW, or what you might call, a rule. I have it straight. You seem to be the one who is confused here.

[THOR]

You are exactly right. You have the right to vote, but you decide who to vote for. Jeez, this is getting old trying to explain 4th grade logic to you. If you choose or decide to break the rules, SEE YA. Your son made his choice now he is crying in the corner and begging you to fight his battles for him.

[THOR]

Yes, those are rules, also known as laws. There is a whole section of codes (laws to the lay person) regulating how a polling place runs before, during, and after an election. Not to mention how things are handled in the cities and towns on said election day. Does the prohibition of the selling of alcohol ring a bell? That is a LAW, or what you might call, a rule. I have it straight. You seem to be the one who is confused here.
I am not confused one bit. Do you go to jail for breaking rules? No. Do you go to jail for breaking laws? Sometimes. There is yet another example.

[THOR]

Whatsamata U ;)
This is too easy RB. ;)

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

You are exactly right. You have the right to vote, but you decide who to vote for. Jeez, this is getting old trying to explain 4th grade logic to you. If you choose or decide to break the rules, SEE YA. Your son made his choice now he is crying in the corner and begging you to fight his battles for him.
4th grade logic? You, sir, are the one who is talking in circles and making no sense. Refer to your comparsion of right to vote v. right to post.
Dirk Jr. is not my son, He is my nephew. See, you can't even keep something that simple straight and you want me to listen to you explain the difference between rules and procedures??? Sheesh. Mr. Thor, you're wasting my time sir.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

I am not confused one bit. Do you go to jail for breaking rules? No. Do you go to jail for breaking laws? Sometimes. There is yet another example.
Mr. Thor, sir, you are the one who said there are no rules in voting, only procedures. I am the one who pointed out the laws regarding the voting process. How easily you forget.
Hey, look over there, it's something shiny!!! :(

[riverbound]

Dirk Jr. is not my son, He is my ex lover, he left me for his father.
WTF?????? I guess they really are from frisco.

[THOR]

Well, in the interim, I did a little research and found exactly "0" Jones that match you all that are practicing law. Nice try. Run along now and go to another message board. I am sure Dirk Jr is stirring up crap there too.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Well, in the interim, I did a little research and found exactly "0" Jones that match you all that are practicing law. Nice try. Run along now and go to another message board. I am sure Dirk Jr is stirring up crap there too.
Yeah, based upon the wisdom that you have shown us in this thread, I'm sure your research was equally as impressive. :rolleyes:
Mr. Thor, if you don't mind, leave the research to the professionals.
Thanks,
Frank Jones, Esq.
Jones, Jones, and Jones.
Attorneys at Law

[riverbound]

Funny my research cam up with the same results. Why not post your phone number or some other way that we could verify you truly are who you say you are.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Funny my research cam up with the same results. Why not post your phone number or some other way that we could verify you truly are who you say you are.
I'm asking the questions in this little gameshow.
As was pointed out in another thread, when did I ever say that "Frank" was on my bar card. That would be never, in case you were still trying to figure it out. Why are you so worried about me? If I were you, I'd be thinking back to posts you've made in the past that could be construed as contributing to the oppression of the rights of one Jim Anderson, one Dirk Jones Jr. and one Dirk Jones Sr. I'm looking into others that may have experienced the same discrimination, but for now they are listed in the complaint as John Does 1-99 and Jane Does 1-99. The complaint will be amended as necessary.
Frank Jones, Esq.

[riverbound]

I'm asking the questions in this little gameshow.
As was pointed out in another thread, when did I ever say that "Frank" was on my bar card. That would be never, in case you were still trying to figure it out. Why are you so worried about me? If I were you, I'd be thinking back to posts you've made in the past that could be construed as contributing to the oppression of the rights of one Jim Anderson, one Dirk Jones Jr. and one Dirk Jones Sr. I'm looking into others that may have experienced the same discrimination, but for now they are listed in the complaint as John Does 1-99 and Jane Does 1-99. The complaint will be amended as necessary.
Frank Jones, Esq.
If you really expect people to back down and take seriously what you are trying to do. Then show some credentials. Its like a cop coming to the door and saying hes a cop but wont show his badge. Quit being a pussy and give it up. If you really want toplay hardball lets go. :boxingguy

[NOTALENT]

I am looking for John Pauline. He posts under the name of Bropb16. Can anyone give me any information on this young man? Please send it via private message thank you.
haha.u ****ing idiot...I am right here....and who int he hell Is John Pauline??? haha..damn..u inbreeders sure got some smart ones there...Freakin morons.. You see me there in the pic...u know what I look like...whats crackin..if u want to make the calls show ur legit.??? or are u scared??? kumb nuTS :eek: :hammerhea

[Tom Brown]

I am also Looking for an Allison, A Tom Brown, Steve Ard and a few others.
Tom Brown is just a screen name. My real name is Buster Hyman.

[Debbolas]

You know the saying about "fighting on the internet" right? :D
What is the saying for............trying to sue people over the internet?
stupid :eat:
If your son's rights to expose himself and post were truely violated........CHANGE THE CHANNEL............I can't ever being to think of how many websites there are for people that wish to expose themselves and chat. :hammer2:

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

If your son's rights to expose himself and post were truely violated........CHANGE THE CHANNEL............I can't ever being to think of how many websites there are for people that wish to expose themselves and chat. :hammer2:
Expose himself? Where did that happen? These are the kinds of allegations that are the basis of this lawsuit in it's entirety.
What are you talking about "CHANGE THE CHANNEL" because here on the internet, where apparently you spend quite a bit of time with a post count like that, there are no "channels" per se.
Thanks for joining the list of defendants Deb Flannigan. You'll be hearing from us more as the case evolves.
Frank Jones, Esq.

[Roland the Fisherman]

Is there anyone that can be serious about a serious issue. 3 men have been denied their rights and nobody seems to care. You will all be held as accomplices. We at Jones, Jones and Jones have been practicing civil litigation for years and are well versed on the laws. I will not stoop to low levels and put up naked pics. Even though Dirk Sr and Dirk Jr were framed by you animals, I will not buy into it. I am also Looking for an Allison, A Tom Brown, Steve Ard and a few others. They will all be subpoena'd to testify should this move past arbitration.
Dear Mrs Jones, as you must know by few times we have met I was impressed by many of your attributes, brains, drive, poise and looks just to name a few.
However your choice in a husban and your abilty to parent can not be counted as two of them.
As a fair minded man you can only count on me to testify to the truth and nothing but the truth with reguards to the tiny pee pee in question. PM me if this will be of any help.
I must now leave do due to my favorite song is comming on the radio, maybe you have herd of it.....Me and Mrs Jones Mrs Jones Mrs Jones we got a thing going on...... Roland/Steve Ard

[Tom Brown]

As a fair minded man...
I'm placing you under citizen's arrest for using the term, "fair minded man" in Bench Racers.

[WUTWZAT]

To whom it may concern,
We are now in the early stages of the litigation process. Dirk Sr, Dirk Jr. and Jim Anderson are all being represented by the Firm of Jones, Jones and Jones. The uncivil acts of denying people of thier right to the First Ammendment will not go unpunished.
I guess they don't teach lawyers how to spell over at Jones, Jones and Jones. And if you wanna punish somebody, you are already doing it by taking up my posting space and time.
Ya'll know how we do things around here, the law way...... Which way? The law way. He contact my lawyers over at Johnson, stimulate and Swallow if this turns into a class action suit. :wink:
Jason

[Tom Brown]

I think this should come to trial in Beaumont... we all know how they do it! :D

[Doris Jones Esq.]

We are currently pursuing Canadian extradition for two men and one lady. One Tom Brown, one Hooligan and one woman Kim Hanson.

[Tom Brown]

I'm currently working on extradition of a snake from your husband's ass.

[Debbolas]

Expose himself? Where did that happen? These are the kinds of allegations that are the basis of this lawsuit in it's entirety.
What are you talking about "CHANGE THE CHANNEL" because here on the internet, where apparently you spend quite a bit of time with a post count like that, there are no "channels" per se.
Thanks for joining the list of defendants Deb Flannigan. You'll be hearing from us more as the case evolves.
Frank Jones, Esq.
I guess similies aren't your strong suite, eh?
It was a comparision, if you don't like it don't post here....and I thought he posted a picture of his penis and the pic was removed and he was booted...seems like you have a beef with ***boat, not us simple posting folk.
Don't hate me because I have more posts than you :D

[Doris Jones Esq.]

What rules are in voting? Please punch the card here? Show your ID? If those are rules then you might be right. Wait, no, you are wrong. These things are called procedures. Get is straight.
You have to be 18 years old, for one.

[Kim Hanson]

We are currently pursuing Canadian extradition for two men and one lady. One Tom Brown, one Hooligan and one woman Kim Hanson.
How really stupid this is, that made me laugh!.........( . )( . ).....Hey Doris tell your (son , nephew, dad ,brother, uncle ) to come to HavasuBarney .com. He can find me there all the time :rolleyes: We can carry on with the shit flinging and it won't be taken down and he won't be banned either :idea:
You have a ****ing nice day now! :sleeping:

[THOR]

You have to be 18 years old, for one.
That would be a requirement moron.
There is no Law firm called Jones x3. Go sell bull$hit somewhere else.
And, I am a researcher by nature. That is why folks refer to me in court as 'doctor'. :D

[Kim Hanson]

Whats up , she missed me...............( . )( . ).......... :(

[HM]

Oh sheet....I think we are way over the limit!!! Anybody got a hundy for the fish warden? :D

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Time to leave the office. The last of the ***boaters whose rights have been violated have left. This is shaping up to be a huge suit. Thor, you really should leave the research to the professionals. Thank you for your help and we will be contacting you in the near future.

[Jerry Attrick]

Time to leave the office. The last of the ***boaters whose rights have been violated have left. This is shaping up to be a huge suit. Thor, you really should leave the research to the professionals. Thank you for your help and we will be contacting you in the near future.
Doris,
this is your fist and final warning to direct all inquiries to me. On the next violation of this injecture, you will be served with a gag order via Kim Hansons subpenis (like a penis, only smaller), unless you are a good swallower, then there may be no need to gag. Needless to say, you must shees and defist.
Thank you,
Jerry Attrick,
HNIC

[THOR]

Time to leave the office. The last of the ***boaters whose rights have been violated have left. This is shaping up to be a huge suit. Thor, you really should leave the research to the professionals. Thank you for your help and we will be contacting you in the near future.
No problemo. Take care and make sure your nephew stays on his meds. He'll need them soon. As soon as you pass the bar, lettuce know. :D

[hoolign]

To whom it may concern,
We are now in the early stages of the litigation process. Dirk Sr, Dirk Jr. and Jim Anderson are all being represented by the Firm of Jones, Jones and Jones. The uncivil acts of denying people of thier right to the First Ammendment will not go unpunished.
I think a far better name for the firm would be..Dewey, Screwem and Howe!

[Kurtis500]

Doris,
this is your fist and final warning to direct all inquiries to me. On the next violation of this injecture, you will be served with a gag order via Kim Hansons subpenis (like a penis, only smaller), unless you are a good swallower, then there may be no need to gag. Needless to say, you must shees and defist.
Thank you,
Jerry Attrick,
HNIC
I finally stopped laughing enough to post... good one

[hoolign]

I can see the next movie title....THE FEEBLE VS LARRY FLINT :idea: ...
***boat.."Your sons an idiot"
Dirk.."I resemble that remark"
Jones the layer.."We demand an apology!"
***boat..."we're sorry your sons an idiot"
Jones the lawer..."your honor..da yute is innocent"
The Judge.."did you just say ..da yute"
Tom Brown ( in straw hat).."you can do it, cut his head off"
Jones the lawyer..." we demand a mistrial"
The judge..."but your a Mr...not a miss"
Kim Hanson.."$%#@@^^ >>(*&&^^^&%#@...@#!!$...
Topless.."I'm horny"
Tom Brown ( in straw hat).."you can do it, cut his head off"
The judge.."this place is turning into a zoo"
Dirk..Is there any sheep in this zoo?"
Jones the lawyer..."dirk your not helping!"
The judge.."6 red chiclets for all of you"
:idea:

[Rexone]

I can see the next movie title....THE FEEBLE VS LARRY FLINT :idea: ...
***boat.."Your sons an idiot"
Dirk.."I resemble that remark"
Jones the layer.."We demand an apology!"
***boat..."we're sorry your sons an idiot"
Jones the lawer..."your honor..da yute is innocent"
The Judge.."did you just say ..da yute"
Tom Brown ( in straw hat).."you can do it, cut his head off"
Jones the lawyer..." we demand a mistrial"
The judge..."but your a Mr...not a miss"
Kim Hanson.."$%#@@^^ >>(*&&^^^&%#@...@#!!$...
Topless.."I'm horny"
Tom Brown ( in straw hat).."you can do it, cut his head off"
The judge.."this place is turning into a zoo"
Dirk..Is there any sheep in this zoo?"
Jones the lawyer..."dirk your not helping!"
The judge.."6 red chiclets for all of you"
:idea:
dirk... Rexone violated my rights
rexone... your honor he posted his little pee pee online
dirk sr... I did not it was bropb16's pee pee
bropb16... yer honor hes fulashit that little thing ain't mine
dirk sr... there's no evidence I posted any pee pee
The judge... Rexone what about that
rexone... Here's a screenshot image judge for your review
frank... (yelling) Judge that is not acceptable evidence it isn't certifiable
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
dirk sr... my son is the smartest kid in Ca and his rights to post on the internet have been violated
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
Kim Hanson... I canada test to that your honor he's a dumbass too bring it you dumbshit, rexone tell em where i live you weak bastards got no game i know chopshop bring it you dumbasses jeez i need a beer (.) (.)
The judge... Mr Hanson be quiet you're rambling
Jetboatguru... Judge, Hanson is a gay bastard with no game and limited spelling skills
The judge... Mr Guru be quiet until you're asked to speak
doris... Your honor I request an injection and a restraining order
The judge... Baliff get this ugly person out of my courtroom
doris... You can't do that I'm a licensed attorney and I'll sue the state and you personally
Frank... You can't do that she's a licensed attorney and we'll sue the state and you personally
dirk sr... You can't do that we're licensed attorneys and we're prepared to sue the state, you personally and all bench racer posters and thier heirs
The judge... Baliff Thor did google search you're all frauds, Baliff remove these frauds from the courtroom please and incarcerate them for misreprenting being licensed attorneys
dirk... Leave them alone or I'll show my pee pee
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping again
dirk... But dad you always taught me when things go bad just show em your pee pee
dirk sr... Not in the courtroom son, only in San Francisco
dirk... Dad you shoulda told me I've been showin it all over the internet
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping
Tom Brown... Hey would anyone like a bran muffin I have an extra dozen in my snake bag right here
The Judge... Mr Brown that's very thoughtful, Baliff Thor please pass the muffins around the courtroom
Kim Hanson... hey dirk you shithea dumpf**k get outta the muffins, judge dirk just rubbed his pee pee on the muffins sick bastard bring it you retard (.) (.)
The Judge... Dirk sit down, Baliff Thor please dispose of those muffins, clear the courtroom, we will resume tomorrow morning at 8 am.

[hoolign]

dirk... Rexone violated my rights
rexone... your honor he posted his little pee pee online
dirk sr... I did not it was bropb16's pee pee
bropb16... yer honor hes fulashit that little thing ain't mine
dirk sr... there's no evidence I posted any pee pee
The judge... Rexone what about that
rexone... Here's a screenshot image judge for your review
frank... (yelling) Judge that is not acceptable evidence it isn't certifiable
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
dirk sr... my son is the smartest kid in Ca and his rights to post on the internet have been violated
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
Kim Hanson... I canada test to that your honor he's a dumbass too bring it you dumbshit, rexone tell em where i live you weak bastards got no game i know chopshop bring it you dumbasses jeez i need a beer (.) (.)
The judge... Mr Hanson be quiet you're rambling
Jetboatguru... Judge, Hanson is a gay bastard with no game and limited spelling skills
The judge... Mr Guru be quiet until you're asked to speak
doris... Your honor I request an injection and a restraining order
The judge... Baliff get this ugly person out of my courtroom
doris... You can't do that I'm a licensed attorney and I'll sue the state and you personally
Frank... You can't do that she's a licensed attorney and we'll sue the state and you personally
dirk sr... You can't do that we're licensed attorneys and we're prepared to sue the state, you personally and all bench racer posters and thier heirs
The judge... Baliff Thor did google search you're all frauds, Baliff remove these frauds from the courtroom please and incarcerate them for misreprenting being licensed attorneys
dirk... Leave them alone or I'll show my pee pee
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping again
dirk... But dad you always taught me when things go bad just show em your pee pee
dirk sr... Not in the courtroom son, only in San Francisco
dirk... Dad you shoulda told me I've been showin it all over the internet
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping
Tom Brown... Hey would anyone like a bran muffin I have an extra dozen in my snake bag right here
The Judge... Mr Brown that's very thoughtful, Baliff Thor please pass the muffins around the courtroom
Kim Hanson... hey dirk you shithea dumpf**k get outta the muffins, judge dirk just rubbed his pee pee on the muffins sick bastard bring it you retard (.) (.)
The Judge... Dirk sit down, Baliff Thor please dispose of those muffins, clear the courtroom, we will resume tomorrow morning at 8 am.
:D :D :D :D

[THOR]

dirk... Rexone violated my rights
rexone... your honor he posted his little pee pee online
dirk sr... I did not it was bropb16's pee pee
bropb16... yer honor hes fulashit that little thing ain't mine
dirk sr... there's no evidence I posted any pee pee
The judge... Rexone what about that
rexone... Here's a screenshot image judge for your review
frank... (yelling) Judge that is not acceptable evidence it isn't certifiable
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
dirk sr... my son is the smartest kid in Ca and his rights to post on the internet have been violated
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
Kim Hanson... I canada test to that your honor he's a dumbass too bring it you dumbshit, rexone tell em where i live you weak bastards got no game i know chopshop bring it you dumbasses jeez i need a beer (.) (.)
The judge... Mr Hanson be quiet you're rambling
Jetboatguru... Judge, Hanson is a gay bastard with no game and limited spelling skills
The judge... Mr Guru be quiet until you're asked to speak
doris... Your honor I request an injection and a restraining order
The judge... Baliff get this ugly person out of my courtroom
doris... You can't do that I'm a licensed attorney and I'll sue the state and you personally
Frank... You can't do that she's a licensed attorney and we'll sue the state and you personally
dirk sr... You can't do that we're licensed attorneys and we're prepared to sue the state, you personally and all bench racer posters and thier heirs
The judge... Baliff Thor did google search you're all frauds, Baliff remove these frauds from the courtroom please and incarcerate them for misreprenting being licensed attorneys
dirk... Leave them alone or I'll show my pee pee
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping again
dirk... But dad you always taught me when things go bad just show em your pee pee
dirk sr... Not in the courtroom son, only in San Francisco
dirk... Dad you shoulda told me I've been showin it all over the internet
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping
Tom Brown... Hey would anyone like a bran muffin I have an extra dozen in my snake bag right here
The Judge... Mr Brown that's very thoughtful, Baliff Thor please pass the muffins around the courtroom
Kim Hanson... hey dirk you shithea dumpf**k get outta the muffins, judge dirk just rubbed his pee pee on the muffins sick bastard bring it you retard (.) (.)
The Judge... Dirk sit down, Baliff Thor please dispose of those muffins, clear the courtroom, we will resume tomorrow morning at 8 am.
:boxed: :boxed: :) :)

[Ntwotrance]

you people are killing me here...

[WUTWZAT]

Hey REX I oughta kick his ass just for ruining the muffins. What an A-hole or is his ruining the muffins just hear-say? Ah, I oughta kick his ass just for the sh!ts and giggles of it. I hear they will make an appearance at the LA Boat Show. Maybe I can ratify their constitutions there. I hope these don't sound like threats. I might be sued....... Oh god forbid someone else to bury in the desert, I mean suit to defend myself against.
Am I on the list yet....... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know.
And why does SR & JR breath both smell like penis? Just wondering?

[Kachina26]

dirk... Rexone violated my rights
rexone... your honor he posted his little pee pee online
dirk sr... I did not it was bropb16's pee pee
bropb16... yer honor hes fulashit that little thing ain't mine
dirk sr... there's no evidence I posted any pee pee
The jud.........................
And the award for best screenplay goes to...........................................
REXONE!!!!!
Very funny Rex!

[Kim Hanson]

dirk... Rexone violated my rights
rexone... your honor he posted his little pee pee online
dirk sr... I did not it was bropb16's pee pee
bropb16... yer honor hes fulashit that little thing ain't mine
dirk sr... there's no evidence I posted any pee pee
The judge... Rexone what about that
rexone... Here's a screenshot image judge for your review
frank... (yelling) Judge that is not acceptable evidence it isn't certifiable
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
dirk sr... my son is the smartest kid in Ca and his rights to post on the internet have been violated
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
Kim Hanson... I canada test to that your honor he's a dumbass too bring it you dumbshit, rexone tell em where i live you weak bastards got no game i know chopshop bring it you dumbasses jeez i need a beer (.) (.)
The judge... Mr Hanson be quiet you're rambling
Jetboatguru... Judge, Hanson is a gay bastard with no game and limited spelling skills
The judge... Mr Guru be quiet until you're asked to speak
doris... Your honor I request an injection and a restraining order
The judge... Baliff get this ugly person out of my courtroom
doris... You can't do that I'm a licensed attorney and I'll sue the state and you personally
Frank... You can't do that she's a licensed attorney and we'll sue the state and you personally
dirk sr... You can't do that we're licensed attorneys and we're prepared to sue the state, you personally and all bench racer posters and thier heirs
The judge... Baliff Thor did google search you're all frauds, Baliff remove these frauds from the courtroom please and incarcerate them for misreprenting being licensed attorneys
dirk... Leave them alone or I'll show my pee pee
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping again
dirk... But dad you always taught me when things go bad just show em your pee pee
dirk sr... Not in the courtroom son, only in San Francisco
dirk... Dad you shoulda told me I've been showin it all over the internet
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping
Tom Brown... Hey would anyone like a bran muffin I have an extra dozen in my snake bag right here
The Judge... Mr Brown that's very thoughtful, Baliff Thor please pass the muffins around the courtroom
Kim Hanson... hey dirk you shithea dumpf**k get outta the muffins, judge dirk just rubbed his pee pee on the muffins sick bastard bring it you retard (.) (.)
The Judge... Dirk sit down, Baliff Thor please dispose of those muffins, clear the courtroom, we will resume tomorrow morning at 8 am.
Bored Mike?.............( . )( . ).........that was funny!

[NOTALENT]

dirk... Rexone violated my rights
rexone... your honor he posted his little pee pee online
dirk sr... I did not it was bropb16's pee pee
bropb16... yer honor hes fulashit that little thing ain't mine
dirk sr... there's no evidence I posted any pee pee
The judge... Rexone what about that
rexone... Here's a screenshot image judge for your review
frank... (yelling) Judge that is not acceptable evidence it isn't certifiable
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
dirk sr... my son is the smartest kid in Ca and his rights to post on the internet have been violated
The judge... Mr Jones be quiet you're an idiot
Kim Hanson... I canada test to that your honor he's a dumbass too bring it you dumbshit, rexone tell em where i live you weak bastards got no game i know chopshop bring it you dumbasses jeez i need a beer (.) (.)
The judge... Mr Hanson be quiet you're rambling
Jetboatguru... Judge, Hanson is a gay bastard with no game and limited spelling skills
The judge... Mr Guru be quiet until you're asked to speak
doris... Your honor I request an injection and a restraining order
The judge... Baliff get this ugly person out of my courtroom
doris... You can't do that I'm a licensed attorney and I'll sue the state and you personally
Frank... You can't do that she's a licensed attorney and we'll sue the state and you personally
dirk sr... You can't do that we're licensed attorneys and we're prepared to sue the state, you personally and all bench racer posters and thier heirs
The judge... Baliff Thor did google search you're all frauds, Baliff remove these frauds from the courtroom please and incarcerate them for misreprenting being licensed attorneys
dirk... Leave them alone or I'll show my pee pee
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping again
dirk... But dad you always taught me when things go bad just show em your pee pee
dirk sr... Not in the courtroom son, only in San Francisco
dirk... Dad you shoulda told me I've been showin it all over the internet
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping
Tom Brown... Hey would anyone like a bran muffin I have an extra dozen in my snake bag right here
The Judge... Mr Brown that's very thoughtful, Baliff Thor please pass the muffins around the courtroom
Kim Hanson... hey dirk you shithea dumpf**k get outta the muffins, judge dirk just rubbed his pee pee on the muffins sick bastard bring it you retard (.) (.)
The Judge... Dirk sit down, Baliff Thor please dispose of those muffins, clear the courtroom, we will resume tomorrow morning at 8 am.
haha..that is freaking funny as all hell... :D

[PHOTOGLOU]

haha..that is freaking funny as all hell... :D
Looks like a case for the FBI who has a friend that works there we should be able the hang the D!CKS I mean Dirks for pornography

[Rexone]

8 am at the courthouse
baliff Thor... All rise
baliff Thor... (introduces the judge) please be seated...
dirk... but I just got it up
dirk sr... Sit down and shut up son
The judge... Baliff Thor please lead the encarcerated wanna be attorneys into the courtroom. And keep the chains on.
dirk... wow dad aunt doris looks pretty hot wid da chains on
dirk jr... Son shut up you're not helping
The judge... Mr Jones if you cannot control yourself I will instruct the baliff to install a muzzle on you
dirk... would it have studs n shit like my buds at school have?
dirk sr... Son stfu you're not helping
The judge... Sit down Mr Jones
jim anderson... You honor if I may address the court, Kim Hanson is a total babaling fool and..
The judge... Sit down and be quiet Mr Anderson
Kim Hanson... Judge, Anderson is a total little biatch and he sucks goat weenie with Birdshit percher on Sunday afternoons over by speed alley don't listen to hes a dumass little bitch with no game it know chopship man my head fels like ajackahammer holysht. (.) (.)
The Judge... Sit down Mr Hanson, you're rambling again.
Guru... Hanson is a moron judge just listen to him ramble
The Judge... Mr Guru sit down you will get your turn
Tom Brown... Your honor I have some fresh muffins individually double wrapped in anyone would like some.
The judge... Not now Mr Brown, perhaps later when we recess
doris... Will someone please get these fockin chains off me I want a restraining order and I'm going to file for an injection.
dirk sr... I agree your honor there's no call for chains here
dirk... Daaaad she looks hot with those chains
The judge... Everyone sit down and be quiet
Hooligan... You guys are all loonie tunes
The judge... Sit down and be quiet Mr Hooligan
The judge... Mr Jones how do you plea?
frank... We're innocent as a new baby's ass your honor, we are licenced attorneys
baliff Thor... Your honor they are not I did a google search
frank... We don't use our real names on internet forums Mr Thor, you should consult a professional
The judge... Mr Jones may I see your bar cards for yourself and your siblings
dirk sr... Your honor unfortunately we left our bar cards in the rental car on the way from the airport to the Holiday Inn Express last night and someone confiscated them along with our condoms.
The judge... Baliff Thor did a google search and indicates you are not registered attorneys in the state of Kaleefornia
dirk sr... Your honor we are certainly registered, look here is my business card
The judge... Baliff please hand me the card
The judge... Mr Jones being the proprietor of a tatoo parlor in South San Francisco hardly establishes that you are an attorney of any kind
dirk sr... I'm sorry your honor my attorney cards must have been stolen with my condoms but I have many distinguished and satisfied clients
Kim Hanson... Ya judge he's a hershy bandit friggin pole smoker jussst listen to this buslshtia bring it you whalehumper igot game come to my hourse you fagot so i don't get baned (.) (.)
The judge... Sit down and be quiet Mr Hanson, you're rambling
rexone... Your honor in the interest of saving time may I ask if you've had a chance to review the evidence of Mr Jones and Mr Jones exposing their tiny pee pee online
dirk sr... Mr rexone that was not my pee pee it was bropb16's pee pee
bropb16... no way dude u suk ass ders no way n hell dat little wienier is mine
The judge... Be quiet Mr bropb16, yes I have checked the evidence.
The judge... It is my decision Mr Jones that you in fact did post a photo of a pee pee although ownership of the pee pee is unestablished and immaterial to this case. As it's against the internet forum rules you posted it on you will be sentenced accordingly.
doris... Will someone get these fockin chains off me man I can't even move
dirk... Look at her wiggle dad she's smokin in those chains
dirk sr... son stfu you're not helping
dirk... dad my pee pee
dirk sr... son put it away you're not helping
The judge... This is your final warning Mr Jones, sit down and be quiet
Kim Hanson... juge look that muthforckrrrs got his weirner out agian firgiin gay butthead do somethin i got game wheere my chopshop holeyshit my heads bangin (.) (.)
The judge... Mr Hanson please control yourself you're rambling again
Jim Anderson... Your honor Hansons a drunkin fool ask him about his truck
The judge... Mr Anderson sit down and be quiet you will get your turn
Tom Brown... Your honor I'm concerned about the freshness of these muffins would you consider a recess because I gotta take a little dump too
The judge... Request granted Mr Brown, Mr Thor please pass out the individually wrapped muffins. Do not give one to Mr Jones Jr.
dirk... You fockin moron i wanna muffin you butthead judge pos gimme a muffin
dirk sr... son stfu you're not helping
The judge... Court is in recess we will resume at 2PM
Baliff Thor... all rise.
dirk... yeah no shit look at aunt doris dude
dirk sr... son stfu you're not helping
Baliff Thor... court is in recess until 2 PM, please do not leave muffin wrappers in the courtroom.

[Kim Hanson]

I thought I was bored, that was killer Mike.............( . )( . )......... :D
Do I type that bad? :confused: :D

[THOR]

Rex, is some funny $hit. I about pissed myself reading baliff Thor. :)

[Roland the Fisherman]

:D :D :D And yous all thought this was gonna be a long winter! :D

[NOTALENT]

Looks like a case for the FBI who has a friend that works there we should be able the hang the D!CKS I mean Dirks for pornography
haha...If they are dumb enough to fall for that little bit of peer pressure..then damn straight.. :D
As for u Rex...man u must have some time on ur hands.. :idea: thats got to take sometime...I am getting a kick out of this shit.. :hammer2:

[Mrs CP 19]

Is there anyone that can be serious about a serious issue. 3 men have been denied their rights and nobody seems to care. You will all be held as accomplices. We at Jones, Jones and Jones have been practicing civil litigation for years and are well versed on the laws. I will not stoop to low levels and put up naked pics. Even though Dirk Sr and Dirk Jr were framed by you animals, I will not buy into it. I am also Looking for an Allison, A Tom Brown, Steve Ard and a few others. They will all be subpoena'd to testify should this move past arbitration.
I can't even read this anymore due to the stupidity. first off, a judge has to order something to go to arbitration, LEARN THE LAW if you are going to post about it. Second, as I stated a few days ago, no one in state bar by the name Dirk Jones. Third, as I stated before, one of the first things you learn in law school is that representing yourself as an Officer of the Court (pretending to be an attorney) is a violation of the law in itself. I hope you are arrested for it! You obviously have no clue about jurisprudence, the statutes themselves, or the way the court system functions. GO AWAY.

[Rexone]

Woah http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732fishing5.gif

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

frank... We're innocent as a new baby's ass your honor, we are licenced attorneys
baliff Thor... Your honor they are not I did a google search
frank... We don't use our real names on internet forums Mr Thor, you should consult a professional
Mr. Mike Alphabet-some-kind-of-last-name-with-more-letters-than-my-keyboard obviously understands the big picture of what is going on here.
Perhaps we shall call him as a material witness.
Frank Jones, Esq.
Jones, Jones, and Jones.
Attorneys at Law.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

I can't even read this anymore due to the stupidity. first off, a judge has to order something to go to arbitration, LEARN THE LAW if you are going to post about it. Second, as I stated a few days ago, no one in state bar by the name Dirk Jones. Third, as I stated before, one of the first things you learn in law school is that representing yourself as an Officer of the Court (pretending to be an attorney) is a violation of the law in itself. I hope you are arrested for it! You obviously have no clue about jurisprudence, the statutes themselves, or the way the court system functions. GO AWAY.
Are you insinuating that you have some kind of formal legal training Mrs 19? Because, as a matter of law, if you portray yourself to be an officer of the court and have the afore-mentioned training, when in fact, you don't, you are subject to addtional CRIMINAL fines and penalties. I'd choose my path wisely if I were you and leave the legal wrangling to the professionals.
Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.
Frank Jones, Esq.
Jones, Jones, and Jones.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

I can't even read this anymore due to the stupidity. first off, a judge has to order something to go to arbitration, LEARN THE LAW if you are going to post about it. Second, as I stated a few days ago, no one in state bar by the name Dirk Jones. Third, as I stated before, one of the first things you learn in law school is that representing yourself as an Officer of the Court (pretending to be an attorney) is a violation of the law in itself. I hope you are arrested for it! You obviously have no clue about jurisprudence, the statutes themselves, or the way the court system functions. GO AWAY.
Mrs CP19,
What law school did you attend? The whole point of arbitration is to avoid a judge. Please give the full and complete name of the law school you are attending or attended. They need to be shut down. Or let me guess, they are not an accredited law school? Do yourself a favor and keep your day job before I have to issue out a lecture on jurisprudence. I graduated with honors at my ACCREDITED law school.

[topless]

Mrs CP19,
What law school did you attend? The whole point of arbitration is to avoid a judge. Please give the full and complete name of the law school you are attending or attended. They need to be shut down. Or let me guess, they are not an accredited law school? Do yourself a favor and keep your day job before I have to issue out a lecture on jurisprudence. I graduated with honors at my ACCREDITED law school.
Doris, why haven't you called me? I soooo want to be the expert witness on th damn red x. :D

[Debbolas]

:D :D :D And yous all thought this was gonna be a long winter! :D
Hit the nail on the head.............it's going to be a loooooong winter :rolleyes:
Topless, don't turn against us!!! I'm begging ya, don't tell the secret of the red x :cry:

[topless]

Hit the nail on the head.............it's going to be a loooooong winter :rolleyes:
Topless, don't turn against us!!! I'm begging ya, don't tell the secret of the red x :cry:
Money talks! :boxed:

[Debbolas]

My checks in the mail :rolleyes:

[topless]

:D :D My checks in the mail :rolleyes:G nite honey. :D

[Moneypitt]

Did you say "money talks"? I see the dirty "B" word raising its ugly head here. Bribery is a nasty and highly illegal method of changing the way a witness may testify.......I see a mistrial already, and some jail time for the bribers....Craven Moorehead.....

[topless]

Did you say "money talks"? I see the dirty "B" word raising its ugly head here. Bribery is a nasty and highly illegal method of changing the way a witness may testify.......I see a mistrial already, and some jail time for the bribers....Craven Moorehead.....
Shut up Craven, You just want a blow job.

[THOR]

Mrs CP19,
What law school did you attend? The whole point of arbitration is to avoid a judge. Please give the full and complete name of the law school you are attending or attended. They need to be shut down. Or let me guess, they are not an accredited law school? Do yourself a favor and keep your day job before I have to issue out a lecture on jurisprudence. I graduated with honors at my ACCREDITED law school.
Total BS. Honors? LOL

[Backtanner]

We are currently pursuing Canadian extradition for two men and one lady. One Tom Brown, one Hooligan and one woman Kim Hanson.
Sorry but that was pretty funny

[Kim Hanson]

Sorry but that was pretty funny
Why be sorry, I just about pissed myself :p ...........( . )( . ).........

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Total BS. Honors? LOL
Are you calling BS on me Thor?
For the more intellectual I will state that I graduated with great distinction.
Order of the Coif
Outstanding graduating senior
Valedictorian
Any more questions?
Lets get back to the issues at hand. Censorship on boards and the unlawful demise of Dirk Jr and Sr.
I would still like to hear the which ACCREDITED law school Mrs Cp19 attended.

[topless]

Are you calling BS on me Thor?
For the more intellectual I will state that I graduated with great distinction.
Order of the Coif
Outstanding graduating senior
Valedictorian
Any more questions?
Lets get back to the issues at hand. Censorship on boards and the unlawful demise of Dirk Jr and Sr.
I would still like to hear the which ACCREDITED law school Mrs Cp19 attended.
She gratuaded from BITE ME U. Now what about that plea bargain? You never called so I guess that you are bluffing.

[Ntwotrance]

"Order of the Queef"?
"Outstanding Geriatric Senior"?
those are some honors for sure. I only went to UCI, I wasn't part of the "Order of the Queef" but did have a few misfires in my face....

[Mrs CP 19]

Are you insinuating that you have some kind of formal legal training Mrs 19? Because, as a matter of law, if you portray yourself to be an officer of the court and have the afore-mentioned training, when in fact, you don't, you are subject to addtional CRIMINAL fines and penalties. I'd choose my path wisely if I were you and leave the legal wrangling to the professionals.
Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.
Frank Jones, Esq.
Jones, Jones, and Jones.
Funny, I advised you of this 3 days ago!! So, I don't know what I'm talking about, but you quote me? Good job.

[WUTWZAT]

"Order of the Queef"?
"Outstanding Geriatric Senior"?
those are some honors for sure. I only went to UCI, I wasn't part of the "Order of the Queef" but did have a few misfires in my face....
I think that means he had to wear a mirkin to walk down the aisle to receive his diploma. Is this because the craps and scabies were so bad they had to shave you or that the other students blue balled you the night before?
:wink:
Sweet, yeah it really does sound like you legal types know how to live it up. Bitch...... Whoopps sorry Rex, proved you right.
Jason

[THOR]

[QUOTE=Doris Jones Esq.]
Order of the Coif
QUOTE]
I think you mispronounced that.

[Ntwotrance]

Order of the Queef, nope, didn't mispronounce it...

[Kim Hanson]

This shit is still going on :rolleyes:......( . )( . ).......Doris! You sound like my wife, lots of hot air coming out of that cock holster! I can plug it, if you want!...... :idea:

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Still waiting for an answer Mrs Cp19. What law school did you not graduate from?
It is nice that Mrs Kim Hansen refers to his wife's mouth as a cock holster. That is really classy. You people are all now on the top of the list.

[THOR]

Still waiting for an answer Mrs Cp19. What law school did you not graduate from?
It is nice that Mrs Kim Hansen refers to his wife's mouth as a cock holster. That is really classy. You people are all now on the top of the list.
Let's see the list. Shouldnt all of this be in the discovery docs? :rolleyes:

[Doris Jones Esq.]

We have not even made it to discovery Mrs Thor. Please, let the professionals handle the case and let the perpetrators be the perps. Thank you for your assistance Mr helper.
Doris

[oldbuck40]

dang i was just gone for the weekend and come back this monday morning and have to read for an hour to catch up!!!! i'll have to hand it to the ***boaters!!! keep on bashing on their tiny brains :hammerhea

[THOR]

Most of the lawyers I meet are little brains. And, they end up bailing on cases because their wallets are empty and they need to sue folks over BS stuff, and it never works out.

[oldbuck40]

whats up THOR? seems things got going here this weekend! what is the jones count now for family members 4 or 5? and come to think of it i dont realy think that their family tree has any forks in it either by the way things are looking.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Mr Old Buck40, I take these comments and just realize that they are coming from a dweeb that lives in Waxahachie Texas. Steers and queers son. Please keep clear of the smart people in here.

[oldbuck40]

Mr Old Buck40, I take these comments and just realize that they are coming from a dweeb that lives in Waxahachie Texas. Steers and queers son. Please keep clear of the smart people in here.oh here we go again!!! just keep on opening your big mouth and i,we, all the hot boaters wil just keep on :hammer2: smacking you down!!!

[schiada96]

Mr Old Buck40, I take these comments and just realize that they are coming from a dweeb that lives in Waxahachie Texas. Steers and queers son. Please keep clear of the smart people in here.
shut up fat ass

[THOR]

whats up THOR? seems things got going here this weekend! what is the jones count now for family members 4 or 5? and come to think of it i dont realy think that their family tree has any forks in it either by the way things are looking.
Their family tree only has one branch. :D

[oldbuck40]

shut up fat assyea what he said!!!! :hammerhea

[oldbuck40]

Their family tree only has one branch. :Dmaybe they should swing a little harder on that one branch and break it off!

[oldbuck40]

Mr Old Buck40, I take these comments and just realize that they are coming from a dweeb that lives in Waxahachie Texas. Steers and queers son. Please keep clear of the smart people in here.hey DORIS: F*** YOU!!!!! and have a nice day!

[Kim Hanson]

Hay Doris.........( . )( . ).........Its still flapping! :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/729058.jpg

[hot_diggity_dog]

Hay Doris.........( . )( . ).........Its still flapping! :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/729058.jpg
How funny this Doris beeatch PM'd me and asked for pictures of the peeps she has named. :confused: :jawdrop:
OK Doris I'll send them right over. :idea: :D
HDD :cool:

[oldbuck40]

How funny this Doris beeatch PM'd me and asked for pictures of the peeps she has named. :confused: :jawdrop:
OK Doris I'll send them right over. :idea: :D
HDD :cool:HDD are you sure it wont overload the puter,,damn you have so many pictures,,,,,hell go ahead and send them to her maybe it will shut her up for a while!

[Doris Jones Esq.]

hey DORIS: F*** YOU!!!!! and have a nice day!
I see the Texan is coming out. I would be upset too if lived in Waxahachie with my parents. Why is it that Texans are always angry stupid people? We here at Jones, Jones and Jones realize your anger and resentment and will try to come up with a possible law suit to make you happy. We could sue your dog for not wanting to have sex with you if you like. I know you claim it is consentual but a cattle prod and a rope are pretty damning evidence.

[Kim Hanson]

Here you go Doris..........( . )( . )......... :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0590.JPG :messedup:

[NOTALENT]

Oh F**KING INbred Mother F**KER...Your still at this shit??? Damn..With the statements ur making...ur really going to have a good lawsuit!! haha..Why dont u sue ur mom for having such a f**King Gay and lonely KID?? Im sure u could win that. :jawdrop:

[NOTALENT]

How funny this Doris beeatch PM'd me and asked for pictures of the peeps she has named. :confused: :jawdrop:
OK Doris I'll send them right over. :idea: :D
HDD :cool:
Dont have to send him mine...Its right there point blank...I wonder If he figured that out yet??? He is such a good detective! :hammerhea

[hot_diggity_dog]

HDD are you sure it wont overload the puter,,damn you have so many pictures,,,,,hell go ahead and send them to her maybe it will shut her up for a while!
I'll send her the large MB files, these can really bogg down a computer :hammer2: :D
OK Doris here's comes the photo's of the units! LOL :jawdrop:
HDD :D

[oldbuck40]

I see the Texan is coming out. I would be upset too if lived in Waxahachie with my parents. Why is it that Texans are always angry stupid people? We here at Jones, Jones and Jones realize your anger and resentment and will try to come up with a possible law suit to make you happy. We could sue your dog for not wanting to have sex with you if you like. I know you claim it is consentual but a cattle prod and a rope are pretty damning evidence.blah! blah! blah! what a stupid biatch,,,sounds like to me you just described yourself and the rest of your stupid no fork in the family tree LOSERS!!!! :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea

[Kim Hanson]

We are starting to know Doris (http://www.slinkycity.com/audio/nutcase.wav) . But I think Doris (http://www.div.ca/media/bvhcop04.wav) needs help! I think I seen the future for her ! (http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/toiletflush.wav) ..........( . )( . )........... :D

[Her454]

Rexone, You have wayyyy too much time on your hands! :):) :D :D I think you may have missed your calling too.................. ;)

[topless]

Rexone, You have wayyyy too much time on your hands! :):) :D :D I think you may have missed your calling too.................. ;)
Oh you're in trouble now! Next you'll be getting sued! :redface:

[Rexone]

Rexone, You have wayyyy too much time on your hands! :):) :D :D I think you may have missed your calling too.................. ;)
Believe it or not I pecked the second one out while eating lunch. What's scary is how easy all these personnas just flowed into text. Kim Hansons was easiest because it didn't matter too much what I said or how I spelled it. :notam:

[oldbuck40]

i guess the little wench had to go pull her husband and son out of more trouble some where else???????

[Kim Hanson]

Believe it or not I pecked the second one out while eating lunch. What's scary is how easy all these personnas just flowed into text. Kim Hansons was easiest because it didn't matter too much what I said or how I spelled it. :notam:
:eek: I hope you don't sell that double whacker for that one...........( . )( . )......... :p

[Jordy]

Kim Hansons was easiest because it didn't matter too much what I said or how I spelled it. :notam:
Just as long as you use lots of f*cks and ( . ) ( . )'s you'll be believable. :D

[Kim Hanson]

Just as long as you use lots of f*cks and ( . ) ( . )'s you'll be believable. :D
I see coal under the Christmas tree for you...........( . )( . )........ :wink:

[Rexone]

:eek: I hope you don't sell that double whacker for that one...........( . )( . )......... :p
Shit I thought you weren't home yet :D

[oldbuck40]

hey guys could this person be the sniper? think about it! no more red for him or her to throw around,,,maybe they think they have found another way to "TRY" and piss people off,,,hum,,,it aint working.....

[HM]

Hey Jordy...what are they using....100lb test? Either that, or they have great reeling skills...must be very experienced!! :)

[rrrr]

Hey Jordy...what are they using....100lb test? Either that, or they have great reeling skills...must be very experienced!! :)
Good gawd, the fishing has never been better.....
:jawdrop: :D :D

[Three Days Only]

Immature Entertainment.......
WELCOME TO ***boat.NET
Good Grief Charlie Brown........Help These People, There Lost And Cant Find Their Way Home. Where's Snoopy? Ooh Shit, There He Is F uc k ing Old Mrs. Dirk Diggler.
Must Suck To Get F u c k ed By A Dog, Bitch!!
Go Away, your the same kind of people that screw up the lakes and waterways also. Exhaust Noise, Pollution. Make a big enough stink and you will f u c k up ***boat too. LOSERS!!!!

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Oh F**KING INbred Mother F**KER...Your still at this shit??? Damn..With the statements ur making...ur really going to have a good lawsuit!! haha..Why dont u sue ur mom for having such a f**King Gay and lonely KID?? Im sure u could win that. :jawdrop:
John Pauline maybe you could tell me when you are going to the gym some more. Like I care. With a body like yours you may want to actually pick up the weights. You have skinny fat syndrome going my son. Jones Jones and Jones is also very knowledgeable in the fitness industry. We can help you get rid of that skinny fat body. You will still be a flaming dork but 1 out of 2 aint bad

[Kim Hanson]

John Pauline maybe you could tell me when you are going to the gym some more. Like I care. With a body like yours you may want to actually pick up the weights. You have skinny fat syndrome going my son. Jones Jones and Jones is also very knowledgeable in the fitness industry. We can help you get rid of that skinny fat body. You will still be a flaming dork but 1 out of 2 aint bad
I have never seen a Lawyer do anything but push phone buttons, you show them how to do it fast ( speed dial ). I really like to waste my time here, but I have to take my wife out for supper....See ya in a spell :cool: ......( . )( . )........
If you have tits Doris ? Where are the pictures to prove it and I don't want to see road kill with her udders in the air either baby! I want to see some big ole squishy titties ( I know you have them ) satanic biatch from hell :D ..........( . )( . )........

[NOTALENT]

John Pauline maybe you could tell me when you are going to the gym some more. Like I care. With a body like yours you may want to actually pick up the weights. You have skinny fat syndrome going my son. Jones Jones and Jones is also very knowledgeable in the fitness industry. We can help you get rid of that skinny fat body. You will still be a flaming dork but 1 out of 2 aint bad
Skinny fat?? hmm..I think u may be jealous..hows ur husband/dad doing?? I would work u over...I can max 290 on the bench...throw up the 100lb dumbells on a dumbell press..well..forget that..lets just say I would tear u a new one..if ur daddy has not already...And tell me where in the hell ur investigators came up with john pauline??? you inbred crack heads have ur heads stuck up each others ass'es..Any time u want bring it..Ur still a scared panzy wanna be lawyer..why dont u post some pics of u and ur inbred family? lets see what ya'll can pull??? other than each others wanker's!!! :rollside:

[Jet Hydro]

http://home.insightbb.com/~rcharles-myers/hypocrite.jpg

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Skinny fat?? hmm..I think u may be jealous..hows ur husband/dad doing?? I would work u over...I can max 290 on the bench...throw up the 100lb dumbells on a dumbell press..well..forget that..lets just say I would tear u a new one..if ur daddy has not already...And tell me where in the hell ur investigators came up with john pauline??? you inbred crack heads have ur heads stuck up each others ass'es..Any time u want bring it..Ur still a scared panzy wanna be lawyer..why dont u post some pics of u and ur inbred family? lets see what ya'll can pull??? other than each others wanker's!!! :rollside:
You sound like quite a monster. Do you think it would take all of that to beat up little ole me? I love how you give us your ,max bench.. mmmmmmmmmm, so manly. And oh the dumbell press,,, wow son, you are making me wet. John Pauline, you are nothing more than chump with TERRIBLE HAIR!!! What is that, Scotchbrite? You should have called us when you had your drinking and driving episode. Jones, Jones and Jones could have represented you well. We would have gone to the "Your honor, our Dumbshit (I mean client) can bench 290 and can hump a dumbell like no other. You can see that his hair looks like buckwheat with hat head. Please Your honor, have sympathy on John Pauline. He plans on tearing me a new one" Defense. Come on Stud boy you can do better than that. Well maybe not but you still are ugly. Jones, Jones and Jones has some connections to people that can help you out in the looks department and that premature problem your mom said you were having.
Doris
Got a drunk driving?
Call J, J and J

[NOTALENT]

You sound like quite a monster. Do you think it would take all of that to beat up little ole me? I love how you give us your ,max bench.. mmmmmmmmmm, so manly. And oh the dumbell press,,, wow son, you are making me wet. John Pauline, you are nothing more than chump with TERRIBLE HAIR!!! What is that, Scotchbrite? You should have called us when you had your drinking and driving episode. Jones, Jones and Jones could have represented you well. We would have gone to the "Your honor, our Dumbshit (I mean client) can bench 290 and can hump a dumbell like no other. You can see that his hair looks like buckwheat with hat head. Please Your honor, have sympathy on John Pauline. He plans on tearing me a new one" Defense. Come on Stud boy you can do better than that. Well maybe not but you still are ugly. Jones, Jones and Jones has some connections to people that can help you out in the looks department and that premature problem your mom said you were having.
Doris
Got a drunk driving?
Call J, J and J
haha..ur too much.. I love it, but you know "A HATER IS JUST A FAN"!! :lightsabe :idea: :supp:

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Run along little boy the Ymca is missing their dance instructor. If LMAO at you is hating, I am a hating M F'er. Goodnite pudgeball.
Back to the lawsuit. A discovery hearing is set for March 19th in San Mateo County.

[Badger301]

This shit still going on :rollside:

[Kim Hanson]

Run along little boy the Ymca is missing their dance instructor. If LMAO at you is hating, I am a hating M F'er. Goodnite pudgeball.
Back to the lawsuit. A discovery hearing is set for March 19th in San Mateo County.
Dirk quit his job at the YMCA, lots of guys will miss him in the shower I bet! :notam: I feel bad for you Doris and you won't talk to me :rolleyes: .........( . )( . )...... :cry:
As for the " Lawshit " You would have a better chance on Judge Judy!
You three inbreds have a Merry Christmas and remember which one has to be stuffed :idea: the thing that was not in you're bedroom last night! :cool:

[Rexone]

Back to the lawsuit. A discovery hearing is set for March 19th in San Mateo County.
Glad to see your getting right on this very important matter Dorass.

[topless]

They,he,she, whoever used to be entertaining but when the name calling starts, it gets old. GO HOME DORIS, FRANK, DIRK SR, AND LITTLE PEE PEE BOY!!! :hammerhea

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Skinny fat?? hmm..I think u may be jealous..hows ur husband/dad doing?? I would work u over...I can max 290 on the bench...throw up the 100lb dumbells on a dumbell press..well..forget that..lets just say I would tear u a new one..if ur daddy has not already...And tell me where in the hell ur investigators came up with john pauline??? you inbred crack heads have ur heads stuck up each others ass'es..Any time u want bring it..Ur still a scared panzy wanna be lawyer..why dont u post some pics of u and ur inbred family? lets see what ya'll can pull??? other than each others wanker's!!! :rollside:
I could not agree with you more completely.

[topless]

I could not agree with you more completely.
????? You want to pull wankers? :messedup:

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

They,he,she, whoever used to be entertaining but when the name calling starts, it gets old. GO HOME DORIS, FRANK, DIRK SR, AND LITTLE PEE PEE BOY!!! :hammerhea
Excuse me Allison, where exactly do you get off dragging me into this? I have refrained from name calling through this entire discovery period. You might want to have that talk with your merry band of ***boat sidekicks as they have done a majority of the name calling and have instigated all of it. When it is started by someone other than anyone representing Jones, Jones, and Jones, what would you like my esteemed colleagues to do? Sit back and be attacked by these pitbull'ish characters? That hardly seems fair.
Don't worry though, all of these attacks have been recorded and will merely help us prove our case in Jones & Anderson v. ***boat, et, al.
Thank you,
Frank Jones, Esq.
Jones, Jones, and Jones.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Have you ever noticed that you really have nothing to say Topless? Your post count is filled with one line dribble. At Jones Jones and Jones we can help that. We have put out a book to enhance your people skills. It is called "Your Brain, It Really is Your Friend." Pick up a copy and put it work. Let those days of being a useless postwhore be gone. Act now and receive an additional book "The Toothbrush, It's Not Just for Decoration."

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Nice transition into the marketing of our new line of do it yourself books Doris. ;)
Frank Jones, Esq.

[topless]

Have you ever noticed that you really have nothing to say Topless? Your post count is filled with one line dribble. At Jones Jones and Jones we can help that. We have put out a book to enhance your people skills. It is called "Your Brain, It Really is Your Friend." Pick up a copy and put it work. Let those days of being a useless postwhore be gone. Act now and receive an additional book "The Toothbrush, It's Not Just for Decoration."
Lets see here, I could ramble on like you, but since I am able to get my point across in less words than you maybe you should be the one to invest in that book. Now, get to work trying to prove your case.......Oh wait! Your'e not an attorney. Attorneys don't waste time posting bullshit. My bad. Carry on FrankDorisDirkSrDirk or whoever you are.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Frank, the good people of ***boat don't seem to realize that we are here for them. We can make Larry Parker seem like a welfare case.
I am going to throw in a few more bonus items for Topless.
"Trailerparks, Are They really All That Bad?"
" A Life, You Too Can have One"
This a $58 value.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Attorneys don't waste time posting bullshit.
Is that all this is to you Allison? I'm not surprised that you haven't taken this more seriously. Then again, I guess that living in a trailer in Norco (congratulations on moving out of the Rex Marine parking lot by the way) shouldn't be any reflection of the intellectual level, or lack there of, when dealing with you, but it seems that in this case, if the proverbial shoe fits, then I guess we may as well wear it.
Frank Jones, Esq.

[topless]

Frank, the good people of ***boat don't seem to realize that we are here for them. We can make Larry Parker seem like a welfare case.
I am going to throw in a few more bonus items for Topless.
"Trailerparks, Are They really All That Bad?"
" A Life, You Too Can have One"
This a $58 value.
Apparently you are not arare of where I live. Ask Rexone. You should definetly read the second book.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

We are well aware of which space you have rented.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Is that all this is to you Allison? I'm not surprised that you haven't taken this more seriously. Then again, I guess that living in a trailer in Norco (congratulations on moving out of the Rex Marine parking lot by the way) shouldn't be any reflection of the intellectual level, or lack there of, when dealing with you, but it seems that in this case, if the proverbial shoe fits, then I guess we may as well wear it.
Frank Jones, Esq.
Speaking of feet, Topless have you ever thought of modeling your feet for the before picture of Tinactin? You could make a fortune. Here at Jones, Jones, Jones and Dork, we can set you up with some commercial auditions. You would be a "shoe in."

[topless]

Is that all this is to you Allison? I'm not surprised that you haven't taken this more seriously. Then again, I guess that living in a trailer in Norco (congratulations on moving out of the Rex Marine parking lot by the way) shouldn't be any reflection of the intellectual level, or lack there of, when dealing with you, but it seems that in this case, if the proverbial shoe fits, then I guess we may as well wear it.
Frank Jones, Esq.Ok FrankDoris,Dirk, You really need a real job. My trailer is my pride and joy. I bet YOU don't have foil on your windows. I haven't left the parking lot yet so get your facts straight. I also have been here since 2002 so my post count is higher not because I'm on here 24/7 but because I have friends here.You only have Mr Anderson. Go get a Real case to work on.......Oh wait! You have to be a real attorney to have a legal case.

[topless]

[QUOTE=Doris Jones Esq.]Here at Jones, Jones, Jones and Dork, [QUOTE] :D :D :D

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Oh wait! You have to be a real attorney to have a legal case.
OK Allison, time to stick to what you know. I don't know what exactly that is, but I do know what it's not, and that would be anything remotely useful in this case.
FYI, you don't have to be an attorney to have a legal case. Ever heard of the term "PRO PER?" It's a Latin legal term that refers to a case where an individual is acting literally "for him/herself" as in without legal cousel. While we at Jones, Jones, and Jones wouldn't recommend this move, it is perfectly legal.
Then again, there is the old adage that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.
Frank Jones, Esq.

[topless]

OK Allison, time to stick to what you know. I don't know what exactly that is, but I do know what it's not, and that would be anything remotely useful in this case.
FYI, you don't have to be an attorney to have a legal case. Ever heard of the term "PRO PER?" It's a Latin legal term that refers to a case where an individual is acting literally "for him/herself" as in without legal cousel. While we at Jones, Jones, and Jones wouldn't recommend this move, it is perfectly legal.
Then again, there is the old adage that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.
Frank Jones, Esq.Please spell my name right. I'm offended and I think that I just might sue your firm.

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Please spell my name right. I'm offended and I think that I just might sue your firm.
I'm sorry ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLison. I'll get it right one of these times.
Frank Jones, Esq.

[topless]

I'm sorry ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLison. I'll get it right one of these times.
Frank Jones, Esq.You're a genius. You should become an attorney!

[Second "PLACE"]

Did somebody say "LITIGATION" pertaining to my fellow BEAUMONT residents?
:eek:

[oldbuck40]

Did somebody say "LITIGATION" pertaining to my fellow BEAUMONT residents?
:eek:yes yes i think i saw it,,look for the words BULL SHIAT!!!!

[Second "PLACE"]

Sure sounds more like Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, than Jones, Jones and Jones :idea:
Have them fax me all necessary Documents pertaining to this "Litigation" against my fellow BEAUMONTIANS and we will "Review" the facts.

[Doris Jones Esq.]

Second Place, we have not received legal notice from you as of yet. Please take the proper legal channels.
Doris

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Sure sounds more like Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, than Jones, Jones and Jones :idea:
Have them fax me all necessary Documents pertaining to this "Litigation" against my fellow BEAUMONTIANS and we will "Review" the facts.
My next plan is to file suit against anyone with that stupid Beaumont saying in their signature. We're working on being retained by the citizens of Beaumont in a defamation case. Some of you that didn't make the list before will certainly be on the list now. Others may make the list twice. :hammerhea
Frank Jones, Esq.

[mirvin]

THis is getting hilarious now. I like the way the table have been turned and now the dum s hit Jones's are going around harrassing people all over the boards. And right out of the blue too. They threatened GT in the Hot Boat section, they're all over Topless, and they keep pestering Brop16 like he's got something to do with anything :hammerhea
What a couple of cooks, or three. I've only seen posts from Frankie and Dorris or whatever they call themselves.
OOOOHHHHH big talking lawer people :2purples: :2purples:
retardeds.......
mirvin :wink:

[throwerb]

My next plan is to file suit against anyone with that stupid Beaumont saying in their signature. We're working on being retained by the citizens of Beaumont in a defamation case. Some of you that didn't make the list before will certainly be on the list now. Others may make the list twice. :hammerhea
Frank Jones, Esq.
Which "Beaumont" would you be refering to, and who are you calling stupid?

[HM]

My next plan is to file my penis down to a nub. We're working on being restrained in leather by the Village People of Beaumont in a defacation fetish. Some of you that don't like Skat will certainly be disgusted beyone reason. Others may make the list ,twice, of who we want to poop on us, filmed of course. :hammerhea
Frank Jones, Esq.
:eek: :2purples: :eek:
Now you are just being yucky.

[Kim Hanson]

:eek: :2purples: :eek:
Now you are just being yucky. Just cause he missed doing something with Doris's balls :D .........( . )( . )..............

[topless]

They, he she, whoever it is is one in the same. I find it funny myself.
Top.......one word post *****......less

[Phat Matt]

My next plan is to file suit against anyone with that stupid Beaumont saying in their signature. We're working on being retained by the citizens of Beaumont in a defamation case. Some of you that didn't make the list before will certainly be on the list now. Others may make the list twice. :hammerhea
Frank Jones, Esq.
That's it. No drinks for you. :p

[Rexone]

Another Jones archive :)

[lucky]

So Was there any Resolve to this Case and How did Jimmy Anderson Fair in the END ?????? :D

[rrrr]

He was awarded a six pack of OE800 and a dozen fish tacos. :)

[Rexone]

So Was there any Resolve to this Case
What, did you shit on the carpet again? For God sakes wear a diaper.

[lucky]

:D What, did you shit on the carpet again? For God sakes wear a diaper.
like a dog itching on carpet :D even have that funny looking "ahhh this feels good on my roids look ":eek:

[tamalewagon]

So who's the new president of the Beaumont crew? You know how they do it...:D :D :D