Which of the Jones family...

[Tom Brown]

Could best take a 14 foot python up the ass?
1) Doris
2) Dirk Sr.
3) Dirk Jr.
:confused:

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Could best
Hard to say. We're going to need some more information Mr. Brown. :idea:

[Tom Brown]

No problem, Frank. See if the edit of my post is of help to you. :)

[CrazyHippy]

Are we going for time to complete insertion, or distance on the 1st push? or????
It matters.
BJH :crossx:

[Frank Jones, Esq.]

Are we going for time to complete insertion, or distance on the 1st push? or????
It matters.
BJH :crossx:
You sound like you might have some experience in the matter. :rolleyes:
Frank Jones, Esq.

[CrazyHippy]

Yes, i've dealt w/ assholes b4
BJH :2purples:

[Tom Brown]

I wonder what it would feel like to have the tail of a rattler brushing against the prostate when the snake is aggitated? :idea:

[NOTALENT]

shit...I think they will all suck that in...seems how they like family affiairs.. :D

[CrazyHippy]

Why does that not surprise me tom?
Try a King Cobra and get that thing to flair his hood.... :jawdrop: :supp:
Here Snakey Snakey... come out to play :D
BJH

[Roland the Fisherman]

I wonder what it would feel like to have the tail of a rattler brushing against the prostate when the snake is aggitated? :idea:
Ask Hoss, he is experienced with things accidently slipping past his sphincter.

[Kim Hanson]

Could best take a 14 foot python up the ass?
1) Doris
2) Dirk Sr.
3) Dirk Jr.
:confused:
I will say 2 and 3........( . )( . )......what did I win?......( . )( . ).............. :D

[Tom Brown]

......what did I win?......( . )( . ).............. :D
The molted skin of a snake, crusted with dried fecies.

[Kim Hanson]

The molted skin of a snake, crusted with dried fecies.
Cool ,send it to Doris................( . )( . )............ :( I thought it would be something good. :D

[Jerry Attrick]

Could best take a 14 foot python up the ass?
1) Doris
2) Dirk Sr.
3) Dirk Jr.
:confused:
Since there is no legal precedent, you should refer to fart law, which Mr. Brown is an expert. BTW, a little background check uncovered Doris Jones recently changed her name from Rocko Jones following a sex change operation. they also attempted to stitch his/her sphincter back to normal size, but there was not enough cat gut in the U.S. to span the enormous cavern...with that new evidence, it would prudent to venture that not only could Doris accomodate the python, she/he could tie it into a not without using his/her hands. But, that is just my legal opinion.
thank you,
Jerry Attrick,
HNIC

[rrrr]

Don't you mean arse?

[Tom Brown]

Indeed. :D :D :D