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Kachina26
12-18-2004, 11:11 AM
A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the
death of a man who was killed by his own gas emissions. There was no mark on
his body, and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system.
His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage. It was just the
right combination of foods in his digestive system. It appears that the
man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging
over his bed Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't
have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his nearly-airtight bedroom.
According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for
creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was
hospitalized. :jawdrop:

ahhell
12-18-2004, 11:14 AM
dont lite a match...... :sqeyes:

LUVNLIFE
12-18-2004, 11:30 AM
Man def something to think about :idea: :D :D

dicudmore
12-18-2004, 11:31 AM
uh oh :notam:

Mrs.Racer277
12-18-2004, 12:08 PM
Well that just stinks! :jawdrop:

harleypauls
12-18-2004, 12:38 PM
Well that just stinks! :jawdrop:
ROTFLMAO

RiverOtter
12-18-2004, 12:43 PM
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