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throwerb
12-22-2004, 12:58 PM
Milk and cookies are a little out dated, think I'll leave him a 6 pack of Killians. May even help him drink 'em :wink:

MsDrmr
12-22-2004, 02:58 PM
I will leave pumpkin spice bread, something to drink and some carrots and oats for the reindeer

Debbolas
12-22-2004, 02:59 PM
We leave wine and cheese for Santa and carrots for the reindeer........ :cool:

jdogginla
12-22-2004, 03:00 PM
The Shocker!

RiverOtter
12-22-2004, 03:00 PM
Milk and my world famous choc chip cookies :D

HOOTER SLED-
12-22-2004, 03:06 PM
We make choc. chip cookies....magic cookie bars..and...sugar cookies or gingerbread men with some milk and also carrots for Rudolf.......

Rod-64
12-22-2004, 03:11 PM
I leave him cookies and beer
He'll be at my house first next year! :D

Ivan Dan
12-22-2004, 03:16 PM
I heard Santa has a little Captain in him......so he gets Captain & Coke's and some buffalo wings. :D

SHOTKALLIN
12-22-2004, 03:20 PM
I will leave him a subscription to Hot Boat :cool: and some cookies of course.

rvrtoy
12-22-2004, 03:30 PM
I will leave him a subscription to Hot Boat :cool: and some cookies of course.
***boat has a magazine?

Jordy
12-22-2004, 03:35 PM
I'm leaving a 21' Schiada out. ;)

91nordic29
12-22-2004, 03:36 PM
i am going to sleep under the tree!!! :p

throwerb
12-22-2004, 03:43 PM
I'm leaving a 21' Schiada out. ;)
How many reindeer power is that schiada?

throwerb
12-22-2004, 03:45 PM
i am going to sleep under the tree!!! :p
I hope he goes to your house last or none of the rest of us will get our presents. :wink:

Her454
12-22-2004, 03:47 PM
I leave cookies and Milk for Santa and carrots for the Reindeer but this year I think I'll leave them all JELLO SHOTS. Hopefully he hits your house before mine since PC taught me how to make the best Jello Shots around..... :2purples:
And Merry Christmas....;)

Jbb
12-22-2004, 03:48 PM
This....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/860muffin200.jpg

91nordic29
12-22-2004, 03:53 PM
I leave cookies and Milk for Santa and carrots for the Reindeer but this year I think I'll leave them all JELLO SHOTS. Hopefully he hits your house before mine since PC taught me how to make the best Jello Shots around..... :2purples:
And Merry Christmas....;)
well, if he is too late, i hope he is at your house with the jello shots first. that way he wont notice the bed head or the drool on my pillow!!! :2purples: :eek:

Norseman
12-22-2004, 04:08 PM
I'm leaving a 21' Schiada out. ;)
Jordan;
Thats a nice gift for Santa!!
I wonder if the reindeer can pull it??? ;)
The kids are going to leave him Milk and Cookies, and popcorn and carrots for the reindeer. ;)
I'm going to leave him 3 fingers of Dewars White label on ice :devil:
I find Santa needs a little sedative after getting everything ready for xmas morning. :jawdrop:
Bob

JetBoatRich
12-22-2004, 05:03 PM
We usually leave a Little Spiked Egg Nog and Cookies for Santa. The reindeer get reindeer food, usually carrots :D

HCS
12-22-2004, 05:11 PM
:D :D
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3248580_7_3.jpg

RiverOtter
12-22-2004, 05:12 PM
I leave him cookies and beer
He'll be at my house first next year! :D
That explains why he ran into the side of my house last year :D

ahhell
12-22-2004, 05:15 PM
I'm leaving 3 shots of Patron (1 silver, 1 anjeo, 1 reposada) and a lime....I love being Santa :p :p

RiverOtter
12-22-2004, 05:19 PM
i am going to sleep under the tree!!! :p
:idea: mmmmmm What if an Otter came down your chimney :idea: :D

throwerb
12-22-2004, 05:20 PM
I'm leaving 3 shots of Patron (1 silver, 1 anjeo, 1 reposada) and a lime....I love being Santa :p :p
I may offer to help him deliver to your house. :wink:

slowinhavasuskid
12-22-2004, 05:23 PM
Ice Cold Bud Light and homemade cookies!!

Sleek-Jet
12-22-2004, 05:25 PM
I'm leaving a 21' Schiada out. ;)
What makes you think Santa wants that???
My brother and I convinced his daughter that Santa stops by and has a beer with us while he makes his rounds....
Looks like Santa is going to get Modelo Especial, chips and salsa this year... :D

Norseman
12-22-2004, 05:26 PM
I leave cookies and Milk for Santa and carrots for the Reindeer but this year I think I'll leave them all JELLO SHOTS. Hopefully he hits your house before mine since PC taught me how to make the best Jello Shots around..... :2purples:
And Merry Christmas....;)
Her454;
If you leave him Jello shots, I hope he starts his trip here on the East Coast!!
You'll find him and the reindeer xmas morning under the tree. :confused:
And I understand that even eight TINY reindeer can make quite a mess. Especially after they have been partying hearty!!! :o
They wouldn't happen to be Lime Jello shots would they????? :idea:

Norseman
12-22-2004, 05:29 PM
:D :D
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3248580_7_3.jpg
He never leaves me anything like this under my tree!! :(
Just as well, Joan would make me return her.... :rolleyes:
And it would be all my fault too. :confused: :hammer2:

atomickitn
12-22-2004, 05:59 PM
with all that booz no wonder he crashes into everything and is fu##n jolly, when i was litle i saw him trying to tap my step mom,...... bad santa.. :D

Mandelon
12-22-2004, 06:02 PM
(This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinner. This won first prize.)
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true
because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've
never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled
for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a "doll" took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve, with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life. My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after Santa had come and gone. I filled the
dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what
remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest
of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. "What the hell is that?" she asked.
My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll."
"Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped. I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. "Where are her clothes?"
We steered her into the dining room. But Granny was relentless. "Why doesn't she have any teeth?" Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny! Hang on!"
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, " Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?" I told him she was Jay's friend. A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap
in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. My brother fell
back over his chair and wet his pants and Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car. It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies, and I think Grandpa still looks for her whenever he can get out of the house.

throwerb
12-22-2004, 07:56 PM
(This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinner. This won first prize.)
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true
because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've
never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled
for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a "doll" took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve, with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life. My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after Santa had come and gone. I filled the
dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what
remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest
of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. "What the hell is that?" she asked.
My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll."
"Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped. I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. "Where are her clothes?"
We steered her into the dining room. But Granny was relentless. "Why doesn't she have any teeth?" Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny! Hang on!"
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, " Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?" I told him she was Jay's friend. A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap
in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. My brother fell
back over his chair and wet his pants and Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car. It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies, and I think Grandpa still looks for her whenever he can get out of the house.
:idea: :devil: :)

Ol Yeller
12-22-2004, 08:02 PM
This, but only after he get's done with his work.........very addictive
http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-22-2004, 08:02 PM
I thought I'd leave him a dirty yet tasteful pic of me so that I get some thing real nice :D :devil: :D http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_3_1v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-22-2004, 08:04 PM
I hope he will take my soon to be X in a trade, two 21 year olds for this 40 year old

throwerb
12-22-2004, 08:09 PM
I thought I'd leave him a dirty yet tasteful pic of me so that I get some thing real nice :D :devil: :D http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_3_1v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
Like maybe a pic of you eating mud pie? :)

Kachina26
12-22-2004, 08:12 PM
This, but only after he get's done with his work.........very addictive
http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm
This is addictive (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/curve_ball/curve_ball.htm)

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-22-2004, 08:25 PM
Like maybe a pic of you eating mud pie? :)
Do u think it will work????

spectratoad
12-22-2004, 08:31 PM
I will leave some wine, if there is any left, and crackers. But I am waiting for Bunny, Goldy etc..... to help out with this thread.
What will the ladies of ***boat have out for Santa?!?! :idea:

throwerb
12-22-2004, 08:32 PM
Do u think it will work????
I'd bet on it. :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-22-2004, 08:39 PM
Then I guess that's some thing I'll have to try http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_4_7.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

throwerb
12-22-2004, 08:49 PM
This is addictive (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/curve_ball/curve_ball.htm)
You're right.

Debbolas
12-22-2004, 08:55 PM
This is addictive (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/curve_ball/curve_ball.htm)
Fun, and addictive...................... :wink:

Scream
12-22-2004, 09:33 PM
This is addictive (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/curve_ball/curve_ball.htm)
No kiddin...

Mrs. Revndave
12-23-2004, 06:01 AM
My son and I are leaving cupcakes and milk out for the jolly old guy.

RiverOtter
12-23-2004, 06:08 AM
A list of grievences and a galvanized pole :D
Festivas for the restovus!! :D

OGShocker
12-23-2004, 07:01 AM
The Shocker!
WTF did I do for you to send me to the North Pole? :supp: :D

HammerDown
12-23-2004, 10:38 AM
Well, I'll leave my Kimber Doll...If I can borrow one of his female elf's.

switchin'addiction
12-23-2004, 11:16 AM
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/165957/fullsize/coke.jpg
Just trying to help him through his long night. :D

HCS
12-23-2004, 11:20 AM
http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/165957/fullsize/coke.jpg
Just trying to help him through his long night. :D
Leave enough for the rain deer. He could blow it up their noses so they could....GET'R DONE.

switchin'addiction
12-23-2004, 11:22 AM
Good idea...will do. :idea:

throwerb
12-24-2004, 07:26 AM
This is addictive (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/curve_ball/curve_ball.htm)
I may never get anything done again. Do they have a 12 step program for this game?

RiverOtter
12-24-2004, 07:55 AM
I may never get anything done again. Do they have a 12 step program for this game?
Friggin game :notam: :coffeycup

WUTWZAT
12-24-2004, 09:06 AM
I leave him a big ol' bottle of Jagermeister (but I give everybody Jagermeister) and hope he forgets how bad I have been all year long. On a brighter note the theiving neighbors are completely moved out. Merry X-mas to me, but it looks as though they may have left their dogs behind. I will see if they don't come back later today if the dogs are still there. Poor animals, not their fault their owners are assholes.
Well Merry Christmas or Kwanza or whatever you wanna celebrate, I think I might roam on down to the nudie bar and support some single moms on X-mas eve. :wink: Its been a good year and if anybody needs help getting rid of a neighbor give me a shout.
Jason