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HCS
12-23-2004, 03:42 PM
A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing".
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" to which the man quietly replied:
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".
Ok, I'm done. :notam: Merry Christmas. ;)

FMluvswater
12-23-2004, 03:44 PM
LOL! Funny man HCS. :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-23-2004, 03:45 PM
Your silly............ made me smile though!!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_16_5.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Parker Dreamin
12-23-2004, 03:59 PM
Your silly............ made me smile though!!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_16_5.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
T O R R A N C E IN DA HOUSE....

djunkie
12-23-2004, 04:05 PM
T O R R A N C E IN DA HOUSE....
I just drove through Torrance coming from the mall. Man is there a lot of traffic out there.

Parker Dreamin
12-23-2004, 04:43 PM
I just drove through Torrance coming from the mall. Man is there a lot of traffic out there.
Ya, you have to stay away from Hawthorn and PCH area.... that is for darn sure. I was around there yesterday in the afternoon...what a joke.

H20skier
12-24-2004, 04:00 AM
I first heard this joke 50+ years ago on the"Haines at the Reins" radio show. Funny then, still funny now.

RiverOtter
12-24-2004, 05:32 AM
Lol! :d

76BARRON
12-24-2004, 08:02 AM
T O R R A N C E IN DA HOUSE....
When I saw the giant TORRANCE letters I thought OH NO! :eek:
ANOUTHER BEAUMONT THREAD! :eek: :eek: :eek:
I'm OK now !
Thanks for not doing that to us :)
BINGLE JELL'S to EVERYONE!
76BARRON