Lady Rat Attack 1
12-28-2004, 05:50 AM
;)
A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar
having
a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good
time together she starts
talking
about this really great new drink. The more
she talks about it the more
excited she gets and starts trying to talk
her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and let's her
order
the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the
following on the bar: a salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime
juice. The boyfriend looks at
the items quizzically and the woman explains
First you put a bit of the salt on your
tongue, next you drink the
shot of
Baileys and hold it in your mouth and
finally
you drink the lime juice
So the boyfriend, trying to go along and
please her goes for it. He puts
the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He
drinks the shot of Baileys -
smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks
this is ok. Finally he
picks up the lime juice and drinks it... At
one second the sharp lime
taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys
curdles, at three seconds the
salty
curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being
manly,
and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the
now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to
his girlfriend. She smiles
widely at him and says "So, how did you
like it ?
It's called "Blow Job's Revenge".
:D
A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar
having
a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good
time together she starts
talking
about this really great new drink. The more
she talks about it the more
excited she gets and starts trying to talk
her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and let's her
order
the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the
following on the bar: a salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime
juice. The boyfriend looks at
the items quizzically and the woman explains
First you put a bit of the salt on your
tongue, next you drink the
shot of
Baileys and hold it in your mouth and
finally
you drink the lime juice
So the boyfriend, trying to go along and
please her goes for it. He puts
the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He
drinks the shot of Baileys -
smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks
this is ok. Finally he
picks up the lime juice and drinks it... At
one second the sharp lime
taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys
curdles, at three seconds the
salty
curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being
manly,
and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the
now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to
his girlfriend. She smiles
widely at him and says "So, how did you
like it ?
It's called "Blow Job's Revenge".
:D