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Lady Rat Attack 1
12-28-2004, 05:50 AM
;)
A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar
having
a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good
time together she starts
talking
about this really great new drink. The more
she talks about it the more
excited she gets and starts trying to talk
her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and let's her
order
the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the
following on the bar: a salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime
juice. The boyfriend looks at
the items quizzically and the woman explains
First you put a bit of the salt on your
tongue, next you drink the
shot of
Baileys and hold it in your mouth and
finally
you drink the lime juice
So the boyfriend, trying to go along and
please her goes for it. He puts
the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He
drinks the shot of Baileys -
smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks
this is ok. Finally he
picks up the lime juice and drinks it... At
one second the sharp lime
taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys
curdles, at three seconds the
salty
curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being
manly,
and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the
now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to
his girlfriend. She smiles
widely at him and says "So, how did you
like it ?
It's called "Blow Job's Revenge".
:D

BarryMac
12-28-2004, 06:16 AM
That's not right, funny, but not right... :D :D

Huckleberry
12-28-2004, 06:24 AM
Obviously her boyfriend doesn't drink pineapple juice! :wink:

PowellScooter
12-28-2004, 06:35 AM
Heres the way it ends in my world
He reaches out puts his hand around the back of her neck and pulls her toward him, and gives her a big, wet,long french kiss :sqeyes:

AzLakeLizard
12-28-2004, 08:03 AM
Obviously her boyfriend doesn't drink pineapple juice! :wink:
Hey there MARDONZI! Is that why we have 3 pineapples on the counter??
hmm wonder what that guy is thinking about!~ :eek:
and yes! That is FUNNY!

BADBLOWN572
12-28-2004, 09:14 AM
The drink is actually called a "cement mixer." Great for getting those who decide to order nasty shit for you.

hoolign
12-28-2004, 09:29 AM
Heres the way it ends in my world
He reaches out puts his hand around the back of her neck and pulls her toward him, and gives her a big, wet,long french kiss :sqeyes:
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: noooooo kissing afterwards :D

MsDrmr
12-28-2004, 09:34 AM
Love it!!!!

switchin'addiction
12-28-2004, 11:58 AM
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: noooooo kissing afterwards :D
None at all!!!! :devil:

hoolign
12-28-2004, 12:04 PM
Love it!!!!
Need more women like you around!
:smile:
my woman likes it in the ear..when i go to put it in her mouth..she turns her head

Boozer
12-28-2004, 12:46 PM
The only thing worse then a cement mixer is a mat shot. You should order one of those for a buddy sometime :)

ratso
12-28-2004, 02:06 PM
Need more women like you around!
:smile:
my woman likes it in the ear..when i go to put it in her mouth..she turns her head
LMAO!

91nordic29
12-28-2004, 02:12 PM
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: noooooo kissing afterwards :D
OH, see how you are!!!! if you cant kiss her afterwards, then you shouldnt expect...