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Jbb
12-28-2004, 03:49 PM
man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

Kilrtoy
12-28-2004, 04:45 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Aint that the truth about those bible thumping freaks

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2004, 04:48 PM
DAAAAAAAAAAMMN......Thats some funny shit

Forkin' Crazy
12-28-2004, 04:52 PM
LMFAO!!!!! That's GREAT!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

hoolign
12-28-2004, 05:00 PM
That's some good stuff! :D

BarryMac
12-28-2004, 05:01 PM
Now that's some funny shit right there...

LilHarley
12-28-2004, 05:44 PM
You got to love it! :hammerhea

BigDogIvan
12-28-2004, 06:59 PM
lmao!!! That is just golden!!
BD

Mrs.Racer277
12-28-2004, 07:12 PM
:D :D LOL :D :D

IN2-IN2MX
12-28-2004, 07:25 PM
Classic! :rollside:

Big_Gunz_
12-28-2004, 11:02 PM
good stuff JB, wish we could do that. :D

probablecause
12-29-2004, 07:10 AM
You forgot the "Kerry for President" bumper sticker

Keithb87
12-29-2004, 09:35 AM
You forgot the "Kerry for President" bumper sticker
LOL :rollside:

78Eliminator
12-29-2004, 09:39 AM
I know a guy, and I will leave out his name, and he is a total hot head.
He pulled up to a stop light once and when it turned green, the lady in the convertable behind him leaned on the horn and yelled "F ucking go ass hole!!!"
My friend got out of his car, walked up to her and knocked her out. True story.

Trigger
12-29-2004, 09:52 AM
I know a guy, and I will leave out his name, and he is a total hot head.
He pulled up to a stop light once and when it turned green, the lady in the convertable behind him leaned on the horn and yelled "F ucking go ass hole!!!"
My friend got out of his car, walked up to her and knocked her out. True story.
Good choice in friends.

78Eliminator
12-29-2004, 09:54 AM
Good choice in friends.
Actually, that is one incident that I fully supported. :D

Trigger
12-29-2004, 10:04 AM
Actually, that is one incident that I fully supported. :D
I bet he felt like a big man when he was going around saying to his friends "I punched a girl in a car and knocked her out!"
I would of liked to have seen him come back to me and look for the same outcome. He probably beats up his mom for cig money too.