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Ducatista
12-29-2004, 02:51 PM
:frown: OBITUARY FOR COMMON SENCE: Common Sense lived a long life but died recently in the UNITED STATES No one really knows how old he was. Since his birth records were long ago Lost in bureaucratic red tape He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes and Factory helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to Why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more Then you earn) reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), And it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including Body piercing, whole language and "new math". But his health declined when He became infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it"virus. In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of well Intentioned but overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as good people Became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero Tolerance policies. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment For kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash After lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only Worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools had to get Parental consents to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform The parent when a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion. Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments Became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received Better treatment than victims. Finally, when people, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee Was hot, were awarded a huge settlement, common sense threw in the towel. As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept Informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs and stepladders Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth & Trust; His wife, Desecration; his daughter, Responsibility; and His son, reason. He is survived by his two stepbrothers: My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-29-2004, 03:44 PM
to much to read, :mix:

Kilrtoy
12-29-2004, 03:49 PM
Aint that the truth, That is another time we agree.
We are all DOOOOOOOOMED

CARRERA
12-29-2004, 04:27 PM
That makes three of us............

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-29-2004, 04:29 PM
Aint that the truth, That is another time we agree.
We are all DOOOOOOOOMED
we agreeed that yvonne has my children and ypu raise them also yeap we are dooooooooooooooooooooooooomed :devil:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-29-2004, 04:56 PM
I have to agree on this one too.............