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Mandelon
04-19-2006, 07:06 AM
>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
>nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
>propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addresses "To
>Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
>letter with trembling hands.
>
>Dear Dad,
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to
elope
>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>you.
>
>I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even
with
>all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's
>not just the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will
>be very happy together. Even though you don't really care for her, as
>she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and
>has enough firewood stacked for the winter. She wants to have many more
>children with me and that's now become one of my dreams, too. Barbara
>taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be
>growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
>will find a cure for AIDS so Barbara can get better. She sure deserves
>it! Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
>of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at a neighbor's house. I just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the lousy
>report card that's in my desk center drawer. I LOVE YOU! Please call
>when it's safe to come home.

Caribbean Jet
04-19-2006, 07:15 AM
Very cleaver, how do you get mad at a kid after that... I'd give him an A

havasurat27
04-19-2006, 07:29 AM
Comedy!

havasurat27
04-19-2006, 07:31 AM
Very cleaver, how do you get mad at a kid after that... I'd give him an A
I see your in L.Elsinore. I just finished building the L. Els. Marketplace.....you know the one with Lowe's and Costco. Just a fun fact!

OGShocker
04-19-2006, 07:33 AM
Nice!! :D:D:D

tamalewagon
04-19-2006, 08:17 AM
That's classic...worst part is I know it's coming my way in the near future.

Gayleen
04-19-2006, 11:23 AM
Awesome! Reminds us parents not to make mountian out of mole hills.

CBadDad
04-19-2006, 11:32 AM
If my son could write that letter, he wouldn't be getting a D in 8th grade English. :(

Ziggy
04-19-2006, 04:29 PM
Classic...my son didn't bother writing it all out...he just told me :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-19-2006, 04:33 PM
LMAO!! :rollside:

JB in so cal
04-19-2006, 04:34 PM
Classic...my son didn't bother writing it all out...he just told me :D
That went over like a fart in church, huh?

Mrs.Killer
04-19-2006, 04:37 PM
too funny!!

Ziggy
04-19-2006, 04:42 PM
That went over like a fart in church, huh?
Was sorta expecting it, just didn't know when.....he walked into my office and says "Hey grandpa"........Think my jaw hit my gut :p
Shhh, don't tell but I tooted in church before ;) LOL

AirtimeLavey
04-19-2006, 05:56 PM
That's funny. If the kid can come up with that, he'll do ok in life.