Mandelon
04-19-2006, 07:06 AM
>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
>nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
>propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addresses "To
>Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
>letter with trembling hands.
>
>Dear Dad,
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to
elope
>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>you.
>
>I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even
with
>all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's
>not just the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will
>be very happy together. Even though you don't really care for her, as
>she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and
>has enough firewood stacked for the winter. She wants to have many more
>children with me and that's now become one of my dreams, too. Barbara
>taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be
>growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
>will find a cure for AIDS so Barbara can get better. She sure deserves
>it! Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
>of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at a neighbor's house. I just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the lousy
>report card that's in my desk center drawer. I LOVE YOU! Please call
>when it's safe to come home.
>nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
>propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addresses "To
>Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
>letter with trembling hands.
>
>Dear Dad,
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to
elope
>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>you.
>
>I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even
with
>all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's
>not just the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will
>be very happy together. Even though you don't really care for her, as
>she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and
>has enough firewood stacked for the winter. She wants to have many more
>children with me and that's now become one of my dreams, too. Barbara
>taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be
>growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
>will find a cure for AIDS so Barbara can get better. She sure deserves
>it! Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
>of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
>know your grandchildren.
>
>P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at a neighbor's house. I just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the lousy
>report card that's in my desk center drawer. I LOVE YOU! Please call
>when it's safe to come home.