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bunny 166
01-07-2005, 08:56 PM
So I'm sitting here at the desk and I turn to ask Darrin what's the plan for tomorrow, and he's relaxing on the bed with his hand resting on his junk. I ask him, "Why do you have your hand on your unit?" He says, "Because I can" :smile: Why must you boys always make sure it's still there??? It's not going to fall off....(I am Soooooo laughing right now) :D :D

DogHouse
01-07-2005, 09:02 PM
Yup, because I can.
:D

beer hunter
01-07-2005, 09:03 PM
Why must you boys always make sure it's still there??? :D :D
Because we can :hammerhea

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 09:06 PM
Is that it???? Seriously?? Girls don't lay around with their hands on themselves...( Darrin says we should...) :hammer2: :hammer2:

ahhell
01-07-2005, 09:06 PM
just a habit thats hard to break...like to keep the "valubles" safe :idea:
i dont know...its prolly cuz there at the end of our arms. Stand up, put youre hand straight out then bring it straight back...dont bend your elbow...where does it end up...exactly.... on the goods, and it keeps your hand(s) warm :D

DogHouse
01-07-2005, 09:06 PM
Try it you'll like it!
:mix:

SHAKEN Not Stirred
01-07-2005, 09:07 PM
C'mon.......It's our security blanket !!!!!
It's in our DNA.......Even my 6 year old "Check's his Junk"....
Later,
CJG
:cool:

OutCole'd
01-07-2005, 09:08 PM
If it bugs you that he keeps his hand on his junk, maybe you should put your hand there. I bet that would really piss him off. ;) :D

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 09:12 PM
C'mon.......It's our security blanket !!!!!
It's in our DNA.......Even my 6 year old "Check's his Junk"....
Later,
CJG
:cool:
Yeah, our 6 year old flings his like a banjo... :rolleyes:

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 09:12 PM
If it bugs you that he keeps his hand on his junk, maybe you should put your hand there. I bet that would really piss him off. ;) :D
Yep, he'd really be upset... :D :D

BoatFloating
01-07-2005, 09:13 PM
Unlike him I need to hands to hold my junk.... :D Hey someone gotta hold it, right? :messedup:

SHAKEN Not Stirred
01-07-2005, 09:15 PM
Unlike him I need to hands to hold my junk.... :D Hey someone gotta hold it, right? :messedup:
It's "TWO" hands............
TO....TOO.....& TWO........
Class dismissed !!!!!
Hee hee !
CJG
:cool:

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 09:15 PM
Hands, as in 2?? You're gonna have something to prove this summer, D-row Rocky!! :D

SHAKEN Not Stirred
01-07-2005, 09:16 PM
Unlike him I need to hands to hold my junk.... :D Hey someone gotta hold it, right? :messedup:
Or.....
My junk is TOO big TO hold with TWO hands.......
How's that......
Great!!!
CJG
:notam:

DogHouse
01-07-2005, 09:19 PM
Hands, as in 2?? You're gonna have something to prove this summer, D-row Rocky!! :D
I'm sorry, we're going to have to defer this question to an independent expert witness. 3GO, you out there?
:D

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 09:20 PM
I'm sorry, we're going to have to defer this question to an independent expert witness. 3GO, you out there?
:D
LMAO!!!!

Kilrtoy
01-07-2005, 09:21 PM
Because we can....

LHC30Victory
01-07-2005, 09:27 PM
Or.....
My junk is TOO big TO hold with TWO hands.......
How's that......
Great!!!
CJG
:notam:
Hey Chris, you seem in rare humor tonight.
Oh, and Bunny, He's simply protecting it for you. Thoughful isn't he!

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 09:35 PM
Hey Chris, you seem in rare humor tonight.
Oh, and Bunny, He's simply protecting it for you. Thoughful isn't he!
He is thoughtful....It's in good hands :p :p

HOOTER SLED-
01-07-2005, 09:38 PM
Maybe he's warming it up for you Bunny. :lightsabe

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 09:49 PM
Maybe he's warming it up for you Bunny. :lightsabe
Thats funny... :hammer2:

Garrddogg
01-07-2005, 09:59 PM
THATS WHY WE HAVE THUMBS :cool:

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 10:02 PM
Hi Skipper--how ya doin?/ Happy New Year ;)

Garrddogg
01-07-2005, 10:09 PM
Doin good howbout you guys?
I'm just waitin for my next baby.. :frown:
Hi Skipper--how ya doin?/ Happy New Year ;)

diggler
01-07-2005, 10:44 PM
I used to date a girl that would always hold her boob. Much like a guy holds his weiner, she would come up under the shirt and always hold her right boob. Maybe some kind of security thing or something. It was weird, but cute.

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 10:48 PM
Doin good howbout you guys?
I'm just waitin for my next baby.. :frown:
Keep us posted....btw, I loved the "kickinwithspongebob" on the 2440. Made me chuckle every time I read it--you've got a great sense of humor Skipper Gary :rollside: :rollside: Can't wait to see the new ride!

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 10:49 PM
I used to date a girl that would always hold her boob. Much like a guy holds his weiner, she would come up under the shirt and always hold her right boob. Maybe some kind of security thing or something. It was weird, but cute.
See, it is wierd if a girl does it!...hope she enjoyed it at least! :rollside:

Garrddogg
01-07-2005, 11:09 PM
I was crying on the inside! still am :cry: :cry: :hammer2:
Keep us posted....btw, I loved the "kickinwithspongebob" on the 2440. Made me chuckle every time I read it--you've got a great sense of humor Skipper Gary :rollside: :rollside: Can't wait to see the new ride!

jdf
01-07-2005, 11:12 PM
it's a man thing

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 11:14 PM
I was crying on the inside! still am :cry: :cry: :hammer2:
I hear ya sweetie--that was one beautiful machine... :(

bunny 166
01-07-2005, 11:14 PM
it's a man thing
I guess so!! :rolleyes: :smile:

VEGASBABY
01-07-2005, 11:35 PM
We hold it because were proud of it! its like our boats, BIG, POWERFUL,and ready to take any willing female for a ride!!!!

Mrs Scuba
01-08-2005, 12:03 PM
Is that it???? Seriously?? Girls don't lay around with their hands on themselves...( Darrin says we should...) :hammer2: :hammer2:
If we did as much as the men, we wouldn't need them half of the time. :)

BarryMac
01-08-2005, 12:12 PM
For us old married guys it's the only action the weiner is gettin half the time, plus, because we can... :D :D :D

BoatFloating
01-08-2005, 12:42 PM
It's "TWO" hands............
TO....TOO.....& TWO........
Class dismissed !!!!!
Hee hee !
CJG
:cool:
It's its it is hard to think and type with to too two 2 hands holding your junk.... See there they're and their....
:hammerhea

BoatFloating
01-08-2005, 12:44 PM
It's "TWO" hands............
TO....TOO.....& TWO........
Class dismissed !!!!!
Hee hee !
CJG
:cool:
Don't get me started either I missed the W

jbtrailerjim
01-08-2005, 01:53 PM
Same reason dog's lick there junk........cuz we can. :messedup:

bunny 166
01-08-2005, 02:03 PM
If we did as much as the men, we wouldn't need them half of the time. :)
right on girlfriend!!! :wink: :wink:

HCS
01-08-2005, 02:05 PM
Is that it???? Seriously?? Girls don't lay around with their hands on themselves...( Darrin says we should...) :hammer2: :hammer2:
Ya they do. Seen it many times. :sqeyes:

LUVNLIFE
01-08-2005, 02:05 PM
Always have to check the package. It's in the blood. Even my two year old boy checks the junk :D

Mrs.Racer277
01-08-2005, 02:05 PM
Bunny this is too funny. Great Thread. ROTFLMOA :wink:

cc322
01-08-2005, 02:51 PM
I think it is a natural thing to do, in fact I'm doing it right now :rollside: It's kinda cold so it help's with the circulation, you girls just dont get it neither does my wife, but believe me if you could you would :)

HOOTER SLED-
01-08-2005, 06:08 PM
You know, I was just thinking. If I had tits and a vagina, I'd be flicking them f'ers too. Get with it ladies. Enjoy what you got!! :D :wink:

Kilrtoy
01-08-2005, 06:31 PM
IN2MX was scared someone would steal it :messedup:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1779Mike_nap.jpg

goeasy
01-08-2005, 06:38 PM
Because we can

Midlife Advantage
01-08-2005, 07:07 PM
C'mon.......It's our security blanket !!!!!
It's in our DNA.......Even my 6 year old "Check's his Junk"....
Later,
CJG
:cool:
I am rollin here! this is funny! BECAUSE WE CAN, mostly, but its always nice to just have a hand on the lil monster knowing it works well and its happy - LOL!

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
01-08-2005, 07:17 PM
IN2MX was scared someone would steal it :messedup:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1779Mike_nap.jpg
and what are you doing
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/16161617AKillerLakerFan.jpg

Kilrtoy
01-08-2005, 08:23 PM
I see someone finally woke up......
Dont get me started

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
01-08-2005, 08:37 PM
I see someone finally woke up......
Dont get me started
no yvonne just left :yuk:

Tow Guy
01-08-2005, 09:25 PM
I Do It Cause: My Mom Said I Shoulda Been A Girl WTF?

WUTWZAT
01-08-2005, 09:50 PM
Can you guarantee that it won't fall of, and yes I can and it feels great. I was always told if it feels good do it. So, if it feels great keep doing it and do it more often. :cool:
Here is what men think in a nut shell, I'd kinda like to have a beer and see something naked.
Thats it..... Everything thing else kind revolves around those two thing I believe.
Jason

Ken F
01-08-2005, 10:15 PM
My brother and his wife just had the first sonograhm of their first kid. Turned out he's a boy. They could tell, cause he was holding....guess what?
Everybody about died laughing!
Ken F

HCS
01-08-2005, 10:40 PM
My brother and his wife just had the first sonograhm of their first kid. Turned out he's a boy. They could tell, cause he was holding....guess what?
Everybody about died laughing!
Ken F
My boys showed up like rocks! Way to go kid.

bunny 166
01-08-2005, 11:29 PM
OMG!!!!! You guys, all of you, I just got home from dinner and I am laughing my ass off with all your funny comments.... please keep them coming...you men and your junk just crack me u p!!!!!!! I love you guys and your honesty--too damn funny...and Kilr and Mel, you guys are frickin' funny tonight...!!!!! :D :D :D Dyin' over here...

Charley
01-08-2005, 11:40 PM
penis of steel
magnetic hand

bunny 166
01-08-2005, 11:45 PM
penis of steel
magnetic hand
Hi handsome--don't you have a baby coming?? Congrats!!! Hope I get to meet you and the Mrs. this summer...you are a good looking couple, and your son is soooooo cute!! He would have fun with my little guy...we have a Conquest, so can we hang with the Cats and Tunnels crew?? :D :D :D

dicudmore
01-08-2005, 11:54 PM
Hi handsome--don't you have a baby coming?? Congrats!!! Hope I get to meet you and the Mrs. this summer...you are a good looking couple, and your son is soooooo cute!! He would have fun with my little guy...we have a Conquest, so can we hang with the Cats and Tunnels crew?? :D :D :D
no disappearing over to the dark side missie....

bunny 166
01-08-2005, 11:56 PM
no disappearing over to the dark side missie....
There's plenty of bunny and Mr. 166 to go around, uncle dan!!! ;) ;) How ya doin, hun??

Charley
01-08-2005, 11:59 PM
Hi handsome--don't you have a baby coming?? Congrats!!! Hope I get to meet you and the Mrs. this summer...you are a good looking couple, and your son is soooooo cute!! He would have fun with my little guy...we have a Conquest, so can we hang with the Cats and Tunnels crew?? :D :D :D
It would be our pleasure to have 2 more characters in the C&T gang.... and it's not that dark...... ;)

bunny 166
01-09-2005, 12:03 AM
It would be our pleasure to have 2 more characters in the C&T gang.... and it's not that dark...... ;)
Thank you so much...this summer is gonna be great...you and the Mrs. and Bryce going to the boat show on Sat. the 29th? I think we're going to leave the kids at home and enjoy...It's hard to look at everything and visit with friends when the kids are along... :clover:

dmontzsta
01-09-2005, 12:05 AM
I do it and I notice my 6 year old son doing it as well. I dont know what it is, just comfortable, I think women should hold theirs too. :D

bunny 166
01-09-2005, 12:07 AM
I do it and I notice my 6 year old son doing it as well. I dont know what it is, just comfortable, I think women should hold theirs too. :D
LMAO! Our little guy just flings his around like a guitar...too damn funny... :D :D

Charley
01-09-2005, 12:12 AM
Thank you so much...this summer is gonna be great...you and the Mrs. and Bryce going to the boat show on Sat. the 29th? I think we're going to leave the kids at home and enjoy...It's hard to look at everything and visit with friends when the kids are along... :clover:
I tend to hang at the DCB booth but we will be there for sure....swing by and let me know if there is any model yer particularly fond of ;)

beyondhelpin
01-09-2005, 12:13 AM
Keeps my lil buddy warm and ready to go at a moments notice!
Besides if God did not want us to do this he would not have made our arm length so it naturally lays the hand there when we are kicking back or for that matter standing up! :D

bunny 166
01-09-2005, 12:16 AM
I tend to hang at the DCB booth but we will be there for sure....swing by and let me know if there is any model yer particularly fond of ;)
We'll see you there...Meeting other HB peeps is so fun--hope you have a very happy new year and good luck with the new baby... :clover: :clover: BTW--did you already sell your house near the Needles Bridge?? Awesome place...

bunny 166
01-09-2005, 12:18 AM
Keeps my lil buddy warm and ready to go at a moments notice!
Besides if God did not want us to do this he would not have made our arm length so it naturally lays the hand there when we are kicking back or for that matter standing up! :D
OMG--you guys are so funny about your units it makes me laugh out loud at my desk...... :D

Charley
01-09-2005, 12:18 AM
We'll see you there...Meeting other HB peeps is so fun--hope you have a very happy new year and good luck with the new baby... :clover: :clover: BTW--did you already sell your house near the Needles Bridge?? Awesome place...
yes maam.... a very nice couple witha 29 Force moved in alraedy.... good news is we get to be there neighbors still!

Charley
01-09-2005, 12:19 AM
yes maam.... a very nice couple witha 29 Force moved in alraedy.... good news is we get to be there neighbors still!
my spelling sucks 2nite ...2 many beers at supercross ;)

bunny 166
01-09-2005, 12:21 AM
yes maam.... a very nice couple witha 29 Force moved in alraedy.... good news is we get to be there neighbors still!
Congrats to you...hubby and I moved a bit too slow for that one---great location!!! I'm glad it's all working out for you--see you on the 29th Charley--Darrin and Cindy :D

V-DRIVES RULE
01-09-2005, 10:45 AM
Do you mean the one eyed trouser snake' tube steak'baloney pony'the german HELMET'one eyed spitting COBRA'skin FLUTE'??? I can carry 2 cups of coffee and ten glazed donuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :2purples: :2purples:

beyondhelpin
01-09-2005, 11:17 AM
:D :D :D