ss boats vs k boats

[single barrel]

Why would anyone own a stupid k boat? An ss boat would run circles around a K boat with a monkey driving it.

[You Te]

Why would anyone own a stupid k boat? An ss boat would run circles around a K boat with a monkey driving it.
Piss on K boats
You Te

[Kim Hanson]

Why would anyone own a stupid k boat? An ss boat would run circles around a K boat with a monkey driving it.
AZH has a ss boat now, what is this world coming to........( . )( . )........ :D :D

[BILLY.B]

Piss on K boats
You TeIf you could catch one you jealous "TRAILER QUEEN WHACKER" :cry: :yuk:

[You Te]

If you could catch one you jealous "TRAILER QUEEN WHACKER" :cry: :yuk:
I catch them in the parking lot all the time. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You Te

[Roman 1]

I catch them in the parking lot all the time. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You Te
Te doesn't know what a K' boat is... she's never been close to one.
Maybe you should spend less time in the parking lot and do some boating...
R1 :coffeycup :notam:

[Kim Hanson]

Te doesn't know what a K' boat is... she's never been close to one.
Maybe you should spend less time in the parking lot and do some boating...
R1 :coffeycup :notam:
I think UT is talking about K's red pos.........( . )( . )........... :wink:

[Jordy]

I think UT is talking about K's red pos.........( . )( . )........... :wink:
I thought you had the red POS market cornered??? :D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

I thought you had the red POS market cornered??? :D :D :D
Nope , I seen afew that would fit in :p Maybe I should start a POS CLUB .........( . )( . )..........Its all the rage right now :D :D

[You Te]

Te doesn't know what a K' boat is... she's never been close to one.
Maybe you should spend less time in the parking lot and do some boating...
R1 :coffeycup :notam:
roman, maybe you should get a fast boat.
You Te

[You Te]

I thought you had the red POS market cornered??? :D :D :D
Hey, what color is your boat Jordy.
You Te

[uclahater]

What color is yours FAG TE, FAG Brown, or Pee Green.

[You Te]

What color is yours FAG TE, FAG Brown, or Pee Green.
It's the color of your rosie ass big boy.
You Te

[Jordy]

Hey, what color is your boat Jordy.
You Te
Which one You Te? ;)

[uclahater]

It's the color of your rosie ass big boy.
You Te
Skid Mark Brown :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[Jetboatguru]

Skid Mark Brown :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
LMAO!!!! :p :p

[MAXIMUS]

Hi everybody... Are we all playing nicely together??? :notam:

[lucky]

Skid Mark Brown :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
screw you guys thats the color of my tub -- aka " the floater " :notam:

[You Te]

Skid Mark Brown :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Hater, wipe your ass better.
You Te

[You Te]

LMAO!!!! :p :p
Here's a good LMAO!!!!
Tony Scarlata BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[You Te]

Hi everybody... Are we all playing nicely together??? :notam:
Max lives!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
You Te

[You Te]

Which one You Te? ;)
ALL
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Hater, let me use my tongue to wipe your ass better.
You Te
Now that is just wrong. :notam:

[You Te]

Now that is just wrong. :notam:
No Tony, it's so right. :eat: :eat: :eat:
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

I think all you freaks are single celled organizms... I'm embarrased that the inboard guys are still playing in the sand box with the homeless strap on kids... Here is a little skit...
U.T.---> :lightsabe "With this sword I shall strike down all those that resist the clamp on way"
Guru---> :messedup: "Your a fag & besides I race boats & shiat so that makes me the lord of the flies!"
Hater---> :crossx: "I own pieces of a SS boat & someday will have a nut sack too! In the mean time I will continue to wax Guru's boat & sack!"
Kim---> :argue: "Yea and I own an outboard... or some shiat & what are all these voices in my head???........( . )( . )........"
Lucky---> :rolleyes: "Yep! I shiat myself!"
Billy B---> :rollside: : "I think I might need a paint booth ventilator... & yes my K is the coolest of them all, just ask me!"
Roman---> :cool: "Hey... outboards are for hansons..."
Yea so anyway, not much has changed huh??? :notam:
I still own everybodys ass here! Just ask me! :) Now continue...

[Kim Hanson]

Hey, what color is your boat Jordy.
You Te
He is in the black and yellow clubs.........( . )( . )......... :p

[Kim Hanson]

The voices in my head are telling me " Don't get a Jet, you will be at Home Depot so much they will think you work there ".
Maxi---> :notam: Im fast, that guy trolling said so..so there! :D
..........( . )( . )........I know, you wait till I fix this next engine and test it :D I thought you sank it ! :cool: To see ya back.

[You Te]

Nice to see you here Max.
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

I am always here, just sometimes not heard! :notam:

[Jetboatguru]

I wish we could say the same for You Te and Kim :D

[Jordy]

The voices in my head are telling me " Don't get a Jet, you will be at Home Depot so much they will think you work there ".
I think they should be telling you to put the beer down and step away from the keyboard until you can start making some sense you drunken' fukkin' canatard. :D
I've already worn out 3 hanson translators on my computer trying to decipher what the f uck you're trying to say. And that's just this year. :D :D :D
Oh, and Kim, I think in light of the latest You Te/Hanson information, perhaps you should change your little ( . ) ( . ) to ( ).( ) to reflect what it is that you truly desire, man ass. :D

[Jetboatguru]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordy, we have decided to let the kids up off the ground. They have had enough abuse. Let's face it, it hurts to see to defenseless grown men, (well one that looks like a woman) get pummeled in here. :) :)

[Her454]

I think they should be telling you to put the beer down and step away from the keyboard until you can start making some sense you drunken' fukkin' canatard. :D
I've already worn out 3 hanson translators on my computer trying to decipher what the f uck you're trying to say. And that's just this year. :D :D :D
Oh, and Kim, I think in light of the latest You Te/Hanson information, perhaps you should change your little ( . ) ( . ) to ( ).( ) to reflect what it is that you truly desire, man ass. :D
:supp: :supp: :D

[lucky]

:supp: :supp: :D
ohh no jordy brought his women over to kick kim's ass - :D watch out she may never be the same after meeting kim :cool: she may just dump u

[Her454]

ohh no jordy brought his women over to kick kim's ass - :D watch out she may never be the same after meeting kim :cool: she may just dump u
I'd never dump Jordy he's my favorite, but I think your LUCKY I dont kick yours. ;)

[lucky]

I'd never dump Jordy he's my favorite, but I think your LUCKY I dont kick yours. ;)
well - i could probably use a good ass beatin lol

[You Te]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordy, we have decided to let the kids up off the ground. They have had enough abuse. Let's face it, it hurts to see to defenseless grown men, (well one that looks like a woman) get pummeled in here. :) :)
Tony Scarlata, that's a LMAO!!!!!!!!
pummeled and defenseless, that's sounds like
Tony Scarlata.
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Nice ONE YOU TE!!!!!
WIMP!!

[Kim Hanson]

I think they should be telling you to put the beer down and step away from the keyboard until you can start making some sense you drunken' fukkin' canatard. :D
I've already worn out 3 hanson translators on my computer trying to decipher what the f uck you're trying to say. And that's just this year. :D :D :D
Oh, and Kim, I think in light of the latest You Te/Hanson information, perhaps you should change your little ( . ) ( . ) to ( ).( ) to reflect what it is that you truly desire, man ass. :D
Kim---> "Yea and I own an outboard... or some shiat & what are all these voices in my head???........( . )( . )........" Maxi said it Jordish :hammerhea I just told him what they were saying to me, I have a wife Jordy and she can tell you I like my tittys.........( . )( . )........ :cool:

[Kim Hanson]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordy, we have decided to let the kids up off the ground. They have had enough abuse. Let's face it, it hurts to see to defenseless grown men, (well one that looks like a woman) get pummeled in here. :) :)
Tony sure doesn't look like a women.....( . )( . )......... :D

[Jordy]

I like my tittys.........( . )( . )........ :cool:
I knew you were a woman. :eek:

[Kim Hanson]

I knew you were a woman. :eek:
I thought I seen you checking me out..............( . )( . )....... :p :D :D Must have been the shorts :D

[Jordy]

Must have been the shorts :D
Yeah, because a dude wouldn't wear girls shorts, like the ones you had on. No checking out to know that. Or maybe it was the lipstick and high heels at Havasu Secret's house. Or could be a combination of all of the above. :cool:

[You Te]

Nice ONE YOU TE!!!!!
WIMP!!
Wow! you got me on that one
CHIMP!
You Te

[Kim Hanson]

Yeah, because a dude wouldn't wear girls shorts, like the ones you had on. No checking out to know that. Or maybe it was the lipstick and high heels at Havasu Secret's house. Or could be a combination of all of the above. :cool:
I like just aboot being naked, wearing short pants don't work for me! I can't help it if red was my color and the pumps , well they should have been purple :hammerhea ........( . )( . ).......... :D :D

[Jordy]

I like just aboot being naked, wearing short pants don't work for me! I can't help it if red was my color and the pumps , well they should have been purple :hammerhea ........( . )( . ).......... :D :D
You do realize that you're not helping your situation right??? :hammerhea

[Kim Hanson]

You do realize that you're not helping your situation right??? :hammerhea
Jordy, this is fun for me! You are the center of entertainment, keep say that everyday for life and it will hit you! Sooner or later :D :D ........( . )( . ).......

[Jetboatguru]

Another top notch night for You Te

[BILLY.B]

I have a wife Jordy and she can tell you I like my tittys.........( . )( . )........ :cool: Well maybe you should like hers instead of yours you freaking weirdo :hammerhea :). Now go give hers a squeeze before she heads down to the casino. :2purples:

[Jordy]

Now go give hers a squeeze before she heads down to the casino. :2purples:
Hey Billy, I'll bet ya she was gone before he got the chance. :D :D :D

[You Te]

Another top notch night for You Te
Why thank you Tony, how was your trip?
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Well maybe you should like hers instead of yours you freaking weirdo :hammerhea :). Now go give hers a squeeze before she heads down to the casino. :2purples:
BWAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kim Hanson]

Well maybe you should like hers instead of yours you freaking weirdo :hammerhea :). Now go give hers a squeeze before she heads down to the casino. :2purples:
Billy Boob, I don't have bitch tits like you so i say you go shoot skittles at the moon some more........( . )( . )........... :D

[Kim Hanson]

BWAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Its your moon he's shooting at............( . )( . ).......... :hammerhea Jordy is second in line :D

[BILLY.B]

Billy Boob, I don't have bitch tits like you so i say you go shoot skittles at the moon some more........( . )( . )........... :D Your JACKED UP AGAIN!!!!. Your the one who typed you like YOUR TITTIES. Just stating what you said ENSTEIN. Hey by the way how many more post for the skittles comment???? :sleeping:. Another quality post Kimmy :(

[Jetboatguru]

Its like this Billy,
We are dealing with someone whose brain is smoked. It is fried, dead, pickled, destoyed, finished. Now add the gambling, the beer, the outboard and his friend Beeeeuuuuuuu Te and what do you get,
Kimberly!!

[Kim Hanson]

Your JACKED UP AGAIN!!!!. Your the one who typed you like YOUR TITTIES. Just stating what you said ENSTEIN. Hey by the way how many more post for the skittles comment???? :sleeping:. Another quality post Kimmy :(
If you went to HavasuBarney.Com you would see the boob thread that I keep going on , it's at 122225 views :sleeping:
Come on Billy, if you have a rainbow painted on you insides you shit rainbows everyday, if you can't tell us ..who can you tell :D :D
Quality posts don't count here Billy and move it or they will start poking you in the head again...back of the bus son..... :D Okay, Shittles!........( . )( . )........ :D
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[Jordy]

Quality posts don't count here Billy
To some of us they do. We've lowered the bar to accomidate the drunken Canatard faction. ;)

[Jordy]

Come on Kimmy, you've been replying for 7 minutes now, I'm hoping it's something good... :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
( ).( ) <----- Kimmy loves mangina.

[Kim Hanson]

Its like this Billy,
We are dealing with someone whose brain is smoked. It is fried, dead, pickled, destoyed, finished. Now add the gambling, the beer, the outboard and his friend Beeeeuuuuuuu Te and what do you get,
Kimberly!!
I bet with all the back pats you're getting tits, lets see a picture :D Im not any off the above either Guru, but I got you bitch..........( . )( . )........ :D Lets see you do something with no outside help, you can't you need help from other to defend you..patheticccccccccc :(
I don't gamble either, thats for LOSERS!

[Jordy]

OK, I'm confused here and my Kimmy Rimmy translator is down again. First she says:
I bet {blah blah blah}
Then:
I don't gamble either, thats for LOSERS!
I'm at a loss. :confused: :confused: :confused:
P.S. What happened to your truck again? :D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

To some of us they do. We've lowered the bar to accomidate the drunken Canatard faction. ;)
You would have to highten it Jordy, Im above you Ameriturds.......( . )( . ).... :hammerhea

[Jordy]

Come on Rimberly, replying again. You gots to step it up. You're already a couple posts behind here ma'am. :D :D :D
Wait, have another couple beers. That will help you type more better. ;)

[Jordy]

You would have to highten it Jordy, Im above you Ameriturds.......( . )( . ).... :hammerhea
In what, BAC or womens fashion wear??? ;)

[Kim Hanson]

Come on Kimmy, you've been replying for 7 minutes now, I'm hoping it's something good... :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
( ).( ) <----- Kimmy loves mangina.
You can dream all you want Jordish, its not going to happen...........( . )( . ).... :(

[Jordy]

Sorry Rim-me Kimmy, I don't swing that way... :frown:

[Kim Hanson]

In what, BAC or womens fashion wear??? ;)
Fat people wear skater shorts Jordish, Im not fat at all............( . )( . )...... :idea:

[Jetboatguru]

I bet with all the back pats you're getting tits, lets see a picture :D Im not any off the above either Guru, but I got you bitch..........( . )( . )........ :D Lets see you do something with no outside help, you can't you need help from other to defend you..patheticccccccccc :(
I don't gamble either, thats for LOSERS!
MY LORD!! Let's look at this post.
The first sentence is just odd.
"I am not any "OFF" the above either Guru, but I got you bitch" What the hell does that mean?
Is that third batch of words a sentence?
Kim do you want to come with me to the casino?

[Jordy]

Kim do you want to come with me to the casino?
Guru, gambling is for losers remember? But I BET I know someone who would be down for a trip. :D :D :D

[Jetboatguru]

Kimmy went to the
"No I'm not" defense. NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Jordy]

Fat people wear skater shorts Jordish, Im not fat at all............( . )( . )...... :idea:
Fat people are harder to kidnap too. ;)
What, you're skipping posts to catch up now? Relax, have some more moosepiss beer. We'll be here all night. :D

[Kim Hanson]

Sorry Rim-me Kimmy, I don't swing that way... :frown:
Im married Jordish, what about you bitch..........( . )( . ).......... :( :D

[Jordy]

Kimmy went to the
"No I'm not" defense. NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I BET I know where he learned that little jewel. ;)

[Jordy]

Im married Jordish, what about you bitch..........( . )( . ).......... :( :D
They allow gay marriage in Canada? Cool. Congrats to you and your life partner. :)
As far as me, I'm not worried about the pussy well running dry so I don't need to hedge my bets with someone legally obligated to put out. ;)

[Kim Hanson]

MY LORD!! Let's look at this post.
The first sentence is just odd.
"I am not any "OFF" the above either Guru, but I got you bitch" What the hell does that mean?
Is that third batch of words a sentence?
Kim do you want to come with me to the casino? I guess ya had to be there :D .........( . )( . ).........

[Jordy]

I guess ya had to be there :D .........( . )( . ).........
Where? Where in the hell would that even make sense???? For fu ck sakes Rim-me Kimmy, you're wreaking havoc on all the hanson-lators in the area. English, it can be your friend too. ;) :D
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[Kim Hanson]

They allow gay marriage in Canada? Cool. Congrats to you and your life partner. :)
As far as me, I'm not worried about the pussy well running dry so I don't need to hedge my bets with someone legally obligated to put out. ;)
Shit Jordy, you can marry your life partner up here! Horse's are on the list, mine is human female thanks.............( . )( . )......... :hammerhea

[Jordy]

Shit Jordy, you can marry your life partner up here! Horse's are on the list, mine is human female thanks.............( . )( . )......... :hammerhea
Gee Kim, that was an oh so clever comeback. So you're a chick, she's a chick, but you like your titties better? Interesting. :D
Like I said, pretty progressive with the gay marriage in Canada. ;)

[Kim Hanson]

Where? Where in the hell would that even make sense???? For fu ck sakes Rim-me Kimmy, you're wreaking havoc on all the hanson-lators in the area. English, it can be your friend too. ;) :D
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You sound like River Dave...........( . )( . )......Are you guys Mensa material or what :rolleyes: .

[Kim Hanson]

Gee Kim, that was an oh so clever comeback. So you're a chick, she's a chick, but you like your titties better? Interesting. :D
Like I said, pretty progressive with the gay marriage in Canada. ;)
You and Guru can come up and tie the knot, just not in Alberta....yet!...........( . )( . )........We don't like nut draggers here :D

[You Te]

:hammer2: Its like this Billy,
We are dealing with someone whose brain is smoked. It is fried, dead, pickled, destoyed, finished. Now add the gambling, the beer, the outboard and his friend Beeeeuuuuuuu Te and what do you get
I know, I know, you get the new improved Tony Scarlata. :hammer2:
You Te

[You Te]

MY LORD!! Let's look at this post.
The first sentence is just odd.
"I am not any "OFF" the above either Guru, but I got you bitch" What the hell does that mean?
Well Tony, it means you are a short ugly little bean wad.
You Te

[Roman 1]

Well Tony, it means you are a short ugly little bean wad.
You Te
"bean wad?" :sleeping: :sleeping:
R1 :notam:

[Kim Hanson]

"bean wad?" :sleeping: :sleeping:
R1 :notam:
I like to refer to you as brief smuge, thing that you just wipe away......( . )( . )....... :D

[lucky]

I like to refer to you as brief smuge, thing that you just wipe away......( . )( . )....... :D
i think shiat stain is more appropriate -