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Jbb
01-12-2005, 05:20 PM
Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys; when it
> killed the turkeys the people who had put all the money into the
> research wanted a pay back so they put their heads together to
> figure out what to do with this product to get their money back.
>
> It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the
> yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter.
> How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new
> flavorings.
>
> DO YOU KNOW...the difference between margarine and butter?
> Both have the same amount of calories.
> Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared
> to 50 grams.
> Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over
> eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard
> Medical Study.
> Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in
> other foods.
> Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few
> only because they are added!
> Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the
> flavors of other foods.
> Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been
> around for less than 100 years.
>
> And now, for Margarine...
> Very high in trans fatty acids.
> Triple risk of coronary heart disease.
> Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol)
> Lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)
> Increases the risk of cancers by up to five fold.
> Lowers quality of breast milk.
> Decreases immune response.
> Decreases insulin response.
> And here is the most disturbing fact....
> Margarine is ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC...
> This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life
> and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is
> added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).
>
> You can try this yourself:
> Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded
> area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things: *
> no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that
> should tell you something) * it does not rot or smell differently
> because it has no nutritional value, nothing will grow on it even
> those teeny weenie microorganisms will not a find a home to grow.
> Why? Because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware
> and spread that on your toast?
>

mirvin
01-12-2005, 05:41 PM
Ever try Smart Balance?? It kicks ass....unless you're about to tell me it's all crap..... :cool:
mirvin

Ziggy
01-12-2005, 05:46 PM
Ever try Smart Balance?? It kicks ass....unless you're about to tell me it's all crap..... :cool:
mirvin
That stuff is ok but I prefer Fabio's brand..." I can't believe its not butter" spray. Good taste, no bad stuff...its soy.

Tom Brown
01-12-2005, 05:56 PM
I love margarine. :)

HammerDown
01-12-2005, 06:11 PM
I love margarine. :)
With you Tom...the question is. How do (you) love margarine. :p
warning...fasten seat belts kids.

Ziggy
01-12-2005, 06:34 PM
With you Tom...the question is. How do (you) love margarine. :p
warning...fasten seat belts kids.
LOL Hammer....An American Pie segment comes to mind :D :D apple pie is so 90's ;)

HammerDown
01-13-2005, 04:11 PM
LOL Hammer....An American Pie segment comes to mind :D :D apple pie is so 90's ;)
Im having a visual.... Poor margarine :D

HavaTan
01-13-2005, 04:22 PM
Who cares...Just grease it up and feed it to me. :supp: hehe

clownpuncher
01-13-2005, 04:26 PM
Butter all the way. Despite that lower cost we dont' even have margarine in the restaurant. Can't beat the taste, ever. With margarine, sauces come out tasting like crap, it burns way easier and just plain stinks.
Can't beat nature. :D

RiverOtter
01-13-2005, 04:41 PM
Switched to budder years ago after reading something like this :cool:

Sleek-Jet
01-13-2005, 05:01 PM
> And here is the most disturbing fact....
> Margarine is ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC...
>
>
Wow, that's amazing...not.
You know, lead is only one electron away from being gold... :D

HCS
01-13-2005, 05:09 PM
Ever try Smart Balance?? It kicks ass....unless you're about to tell me it's all crap..... :cool:
mirvin
I eat that stuff straight out of the tub.

RiverOtter
01-13-2005, 05:10 PM
Ever try Smart Balance?? It kicks ass....unless you're about to tell me it's all crap..... :cool:
mirvin
It's crap :D

HCS
01-13-2005, 05:13 PM
It's crap :D
It's crap because you don't like it or it's crap? :D

RiverOtter
01-13-2005, 05:14 PM
It's crap because you don't like it or it's crap? :D
It's just crap :D

HCS
01-13-2005, 05:16 PM
It's just crap :D
Glad we got that straightened out. :rolleyes:

Jbb
01-13-2005, 06:43 PM
I love margarine. :)
And Bran.....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/860muffin200.jpg

Tom Brown
01-13-2005, 07:36 PM
How do (you) love margarine. :p
Perhaps I misspoke. Margarine loves me. :)
Congealed margarine pulled from a Popsicle mold feels wonderful on the prostate. :cool:

HammerDown
01-13-2005, 09:14 PM
Perhaps I misspoke. Margarine loves me. :)
Congealed margarine pulled from a Popsicle mold feels wonderful on the prostate. :cool:
As nice as let's say.... :idea: an ice water enema :2purples:

slowinhavasuskid
01-14-2005, 06:41 AM
I Can't Believe it's not Butter, SPRAY! It has nothing in but tastes like butter. :messedup: