Very Funny

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"NO, Daddy. She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." Brief pause. Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."
"Uh, OK then...." Daddy says, "...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house." "Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs and she's not moving anymore."
"I'm sorry you had to see that, honey. What about 'Uncle Frank'?" "He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water for Winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."
Long pause. Daddy says, "Swimming pool???..... Sorry I think I have the wrong number :hammerhea

[mirvin]

Tee hee hee :hammerhea
mirvin :)

[VEGASBABY]

LMAO! that was some funny shizzits!

[spectratoad]

:D :D :D

[HavaTan]

That's great...

[jdogginla]

got a good chuckle from me..... :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

He He He ..........that was very funny and cute :p I better make sure my sancho only comes over during school hours!!!!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_3_10.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_1_1.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

[texasrebel123]

:D :D :D

[jackpunx]

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale".
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there."You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government. So, I told the CIA about my gift. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

[Eliminator 4 Life]

SYA good one :cool: :cry:

[bigd1]

Two bananas are laying beside the river. As they lay there they see a turd floating by. The turd yells out to the bananas "Hey! Come on in, the water's fine!". One banana looks at the other and says "You believe that shit?"

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Two bananas are laying beside the river. As they lay there they see a turd floating by. The turd yells out to the bananas "Hey! Come on in, the water's fine!". One banana looks at the other and says "You believe that shit?"
LMAO